"don't look now, but I'm pretty sure that police horse thinks he's a centaur."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
Head Mobster: "I'm going to tell you guys for the last time. Don't deal in horse, it always causes trouble with the cops."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
'We don't have a snitch fellers. I checked the word on the street, and it just turned out to be a pile of crap.'
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
THE COP IS UNDERCOVER EXCEPT IT'S A MOUNTED COP AND THE HORSE IS WEARING THE DISGUISE OK
― ledge, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I thought the horse was wearing a badge. I guess it's a carnation or something?
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
or a handkerchief
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
a handkerchief of police
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
(mounted division)
"Don't look now, but we're about to be abducted by a flying saucer. Adamski was right. They do look like light fittings."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
a handkerchief could make sense, maybe the horse has hay fever
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Here's the plan. Tony Horseface is gonna go around back and cover the exit. Johnny Fourlegs will wait out front"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
^ ha!
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
"Horse Cop? Seriously? Let me guess, this cartoon was thought up by a 5 year old."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
undercover clop(Maria logged in as Scott)
― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
"we all got to stick with the plan. We don't need any neigh-sayers"
― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
"The contract's a done deal, we even got the rider"
― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
"I think we've been tailed."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
"I think the police might be on to Legs, but don't worry - he has a cousin that works at the track"
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
We won't let the cops run roughshod over us.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
"If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."
― Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
"Larry was almost in there with the Chinese mob, but his poor canter knees let him down"
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
haha, nice one maria!
― Z S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
"Rats, pigs, stool pigeons; this I get. What the hell do you mean by saying Sugarcube Johnson is a horse?"
― Øystein, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
Surely we can work in some of these? http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2013/jan/16/horsemeat-burgers-best-worst-jokes
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
"He's a standup guy, but the cops have been on his back lately"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
"Watch your backs fellers, they say this new FBI guy is real good. His name? J Edgar Hoofer"
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
"ah pauly longface - didn't recognise you with your torso attached and that cop on your back."
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
"Be on the lookout for funny business -- we got a tip that the fuzz is gonna try a trojan horse operation on us"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Smart play moving our operation into Central Park, Pauly."
― goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
"They're onto us. Good thing we're almost halfway to Canada."
― Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
"I just don't get it - every time we move, the cops beat us by a nose"
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"What an implausible situation!"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
― space phwoar (Hurting 2)
^^^ding-ding-ding!
― Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
"I can smell oats! Can you smell oats?"
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
"The horse police, they live inside of my head."
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
"So I've got this idea for an edgy reboot of My Little Pony..."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
"I told youse guys to bring money, counted, in a valise not the Coney mounted police!
― brownie, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
awesome
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/01/28/p290/130128_contest_p290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 21 January 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
.... Zebedee?
"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to dye!"
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Some spring for the weekend, sir?"
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
Barber: "Now that's hair raising!"
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
"I should probably buy a new chair."
― Spectrum, Monday, 21 January 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh dear, this giant spring seems to have fallen through the ceiling and crushed my barber station"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Where did that big fuck off hole in the ceiling come from?"
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
Barber on the right: "Well he did ask for a high top fade..."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
"on reflection, i wonder if we should'nt have built the pie shop under the barber shop and used some kind of trap door mechanism"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 January 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
"While you're up there, say hello to the woman taking a sofa to see her psychiatrist."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
"No, tipping isn't mandatory. But strongly recommended."
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
.... Zebedee?― Mark G, Monday, 21 January 2013 13:54 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mark G, Monday, 21 January 2013 13:54 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Was thinking of sumitting this one, but the Magic Roundabout won't mean a thing in NY, right?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 09:47 (eleven years ago) link