Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

But we found out Sundance passed on the film recently, and the film's producers believe it might be due in part to the hijinks of its troubled star. They think Lindsay was a "turn off" to the highfalutin Sundance folks.

We also spoke with Lindsay's co-star -- porn star James Deen -- who tells us he's not bothered about the Sundance diss ... saying, "It coincides with AVN (the porn awards). Priorities man!!!!!"

I kind of love James Deen now.

That dude sure does like to have sex with women.

that dude is my personal hero i think

or something

someone i know who has seen one of his films says he is very "aggressive" ....

I heard he was very gentle, always calls the girls back the next day to make sure they made it home all right.

someone I know says

xxp: I have seen a small handful of his filmes and from what I've seen, he changes his style up.

o snap

is he a good actor?

We had a whole discussion about Dean on one of the ladies' threads. Do you mean the actual non-sex acting parts? Eh, he's not horrible but he's not exactly oscar worthy either as far as I can tell from the little that I've seen which is literally clips of only one movie so I might be wrong. Anyway, women porn fans seem to love the guy from what I understand.

Isn't that his niche? Chicks dig him?

Also, "Priorities man!!!!!" - Lmao. I kind of liked the Misfits analogy where Dean comes across as the 'professional (porn) actor' to Lilo's wastrel.

hey NY Times Mag, if u give me last pass at yr articles I'll make sure Dean/Deen is consistent all the way thru, for a mere 200K a year.

Oh shit I meant "Deen". oops.

Isn't that his niche? Chicks dig him?

I think so? As far as I understand it's definitely a big part of his appeal. Like I said, I'm no expert but just going on what I've heard other people say about him.

who WOULDN'T want to make it wit those puppy dog eyes

Blimey, porn that appeals to women. What next?

http://gawker.com/5891061/

last one

From the Good and GQ profiles of him, it seems like he's a teen heartthrob for the modern age where teenage girls don't have to go to downtown porno theaters to see him do his thing.

hah for a minute i thought this was the community thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE

Jenkem
2007
Is your teen... getting high off the fumes of her own or others' poop?

LOL

Pamplemousse porn

i have a theory that deen is not nearly as popular as the half dozen major media profiles would have u believe

i think hes like brazilian bikini waxes

beloved by the kind of people who write trend stories

but not actually very widespread

so to speak

that would be his costars

lol

"Big on Tumblr"

Damn… that's the best teaser for GTA-V I've seen yet.

― pplains, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:37

So true.

Deen is pretty cruel in his kink.com work

But there is something about him that is really pretty hot. I first saw him in some nameless porn like 3 years ago and really noticed him, and this was way before I'd ever heard of him. I was just like, OH THIS GUY CAN REALLY FUCK IN A COMPELLING WAY!

there seems to be this general opinion that lohan is a tragic waste of a great talent and um am i like missing something but it appears to be basically based off a pretty charming but slight performance in a charming but slight movie (mean girls)?

or are there other crucial lindsay performances that i'm missing?

PARENT TRAP

She was pretty good on SNL

yeah definitely, i mean i generally like her and all but i dunno, seems like ppl are really stretching to fit that narrative

I think part of Deen's fame is that he works a lot, dude is like 26 and has done a bazillion scenes. So I guess he's reliable. U can find more of my thoughts on these subjects at redtube.com/mattonsmut

uh doesn't just about every successful porn star make hundreds of movies though

huge lols at "OH THIS GUY CAN REALLY FUCK IN A COMPELLING WAY!"

i haven't seen either but jodie foster was probably less glimmering with talent in freaky friday than lohan was in mean girls.

james deen + jodie foster in "freaky friday" does sound like a better movie though.

than paula dean + lindsay lohan in "mean girls"

uh doesn't just about every successful porn star make hundreds of movies though
― some dude, Thursday, January 17, 2013 12:28 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's really taken it to an extreme though, 1400 titles in 8 years and that's just stuff that gets on DVD

there seems to be this general opinion that lohan is a tragic waste of a great talent and um am i like missing something but it appears to be basically based off a pretty charming but slight performance in a charming but slight movie (mean girls)?

or are there other crucial lindsay performances that i'm missing?

― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 6:03 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agreed on this one.

btw maybe it was just the structuring absence (ha i almost wrote "structuring abscess"--great metal band name IMO) but obviously aside from "that radiant glow" or whatever schrader and the producer decided lindsay lohan had, she was obviously cast b/c who the fuck would care about this movie or write anything about it if she wasn't in it? so they are "using" her for her notoriety as much for whatever acting talent she once had/maybe still has when she's not whinging.

i feel like lindsay wasn't a fully formed talent but had the potential to grow into a vv compelling screen presence, but w/everything that's occurred that was completely lost. it sounds like she's been surrounded her whole life by sketchy creeps, parents included. i wonder what drugs gaga gave her on their night out.

imo they should have gone with elizabeth berkley

yeesh

it sounds like she's been surrounded her whole life by sketchy creeps, parents included.

yeah the more you hear about the families of folks like her or macauley culkin it's like shit, they never had a chance

culkin seems to be doing ok now that he's legally emancipated?

yeah looks great

http://ronireports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mcaulkin.jpg

I listened to Culkin on Har Mar Superstar's podcast, and it sounds like he spends all his time in his Manhattan apartment having parties and painting.