Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Lol great trailer, Pablo

instagram: the movie

it would be good if the last 45 seconds was just close-ups of genitals

(That's what I called Drive.) xpost

haha

*don't pay any attention to the Lindsay Lohan behind the curtain*

that's a great trailer. maybe not for a film, but it's beautiful to watch. esp when it's all 'micro budget'. odd how no mention of lohan or deen or any kind of plot at all

or any kind of plot at all

Yes, how odd, hmmm ...

They should've ended it with a shot of James Deen going

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62njpKaFY1rzr3tso1_400.gif

video by Joey Fantastico!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqabaxGjhFU

The acting in this clip...

reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNFMf9JBzEA

Sadly, Mark Borchardt is probably a better actor than either of those two.

paul schrader saw the room and was like "damn, i have to acknowledge the new generation"

seriously how many squandered talents does it take to make a tommy wiseau movie

http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/15/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/james-deen-canyons-lohan-ew/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/15/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/james-deen-canyons-lohan-ewwwwwwwww.....

But we found out Sundance passed on the film recently, and the film's producers believe it might be due in part to the hijinks of its troubled star. They think Lindsay was a "turn off" to the highfalutin Sundance folks.

We also spoke with Lindsay's co-star -- porn star James Deen -- who tells us he's not bothered about the Sundance diss ... saying, "It coincides with AVN (the porn awards). Priorities man!!!!!"

I kind of love James Deen now.

That dude sure does like to have sex with women.

that dude is my personal hero i think

or something

someone i know who has seen one of his films says he is very "aggressive" ....

I heard he was very gentle, always calls the girls back the next day to make sure they made it home all right.

someone I know says

xxp: I have seen a small handful of his filmes and from what I've seen, he changes his style up.

o snap

is he a good actor?

We had a whole discussion about Dean on one of the ladies' threads. Do you mean the actual non-sex acting parts? Eh, he's not horrible but he's not exactly oscar worthy either as far as I can tell from the little that I've seen which is literally clips of only one movie so I might be wrong. Anyway, women porn fans seem to love the guy from what I understand.

Isn't that his niche? Chicks dig him?

Also, "Priorities man!!!!!" - Lmao. I kind of liked the Misfits analogy where Dean comes across as the 'professional (porn) actor' to Lilo's wastrel.

hey NY Times Mag, if u give me last pass at yr articles I'll make sure Dean/Deen is consistent all the way thru, for a mere 200K a year.

Oh shit I meant "Deen". oops.

Isn't that his niche? Chicks dig him?

I think so? As far as I understand it's definitely a big part of his appeal. Like I said, I'm no expert but just going on what I've heard other people say about him.

who WOULDN'T want to make it wit those puppy dog eyes

Blimey, porn that appeals to women. What next?

http://gawker.com/5891061/

last one

From the Good and GQ profiles of him, it seems like he's a teen heartthrob for the modern age where teenage girls don't have to go to downtown porno theaters to see him do his thing.

hah for a minute i thought this was the community thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE

Jenkem
2007
Is your teen... getting high off the fumes of her own or others' poop?

LOL

Pamplemousse porn

i have a theory that deen is not nearly as popular as the half dozen major media profiles would have u believe

i think hes like brazilian bikini waxes

beloved by the kind of people who write trend stories

but not actually very widespread

so to speak

that would be his costars

lol

"Big on Tumblr"

Damn… that's the best teaser for GTA-V I've seen yet.

― pplains, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:37

So true.

Deen is pretty cruel in his kink.com work

But there is something about him that is really pretty hot. I first saw him in some nameless porn like 3 years ago and really noticed him, and this was way before I'd ever heard of him. I was just like, OH THIS GUY CAN REALLY FUCK IN A COMPELLING WAY!

there seems to be this general opinion that lohan is a tragic waste of a great talent and um am i like missing something but it appears to be basically based off a pretty charming but slight performance in a charming but slight movie (mean girls)?

or are there other crucial lindsay performances that i'm missing?