(oh, it wasn't disney, but a bunch of disney animators who left and set up their own company)
― koogs, Monday, 14 January 2013 11:11 (eleven years ago) link
I like the OCDC one a lot.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 14 January 2013 11:14 (eleven years ago) link
i like the nimh joke, especially since it actually relates back to the rats' use of electricity in the original.
― how's life, Monday, 14 January 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link
What did Santa Claus say when he saw three hookers? "Ho ho ho"
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
-m p
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
that was a very bad attempt at a thumbs down emoticon
Perhaps you have not heard of Marvin Gaye's lesser known Jewish cousin, Moishe Gaye?
He scored a minor hit in the 1970s with "Inner Shtetl Blues (Makes Me Want a Challah)"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 January 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
i was ()_() until "makes me wanna challah" and then i was IRL LOL
― I had such a fontasy (stevie), Monday, 21 January 2013 07:45 (eleven years ago) link
When Bruce Banner branched out into convenience foods, what did he call his potato side dish?
HULK'S MASH.
― ledge, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:27 (eleven years ago) link
Was Lauren Laverne on the judging panel of American Idol?
No, it was just a Kenickie mirage
― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:46 (eleven years ago) link
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Nein
― resultant curry paste (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 11:03 (eleven years ago) link
simple yet great
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago) link
So did you guys hear about the hamburger chain that had to close down because it was spending too much on the highest quality ingredients?
I guess the perfect was the enemy of the goodburger.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 04:31 (eleven years ago) link
Q. Who is Guy Fieri's favorite rapper?
A. Entrée 3000
― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
Q. What is Guy Fieri's favorite wrapper?
A. Snickers
― The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
Q. What is Paula Radcliffe's favorite wrapper?
A. Marathon
― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
So I don't know if I've told you about my new career, but I've become a shoemaker to the stars. That's right, a shoemaker to the stars. For example, these boots were made for Walken.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Saturday, 9 February 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
brilliant
― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 February 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
Q: Which Wu-Tang member is the greatest actor?A: Method Man.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey Corey, I'm gonna go to that yoga class, wanna come?""Nah, I'm-a stay."
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
I approve of that joke
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
I hope you remember it at your next group shavasana
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
I got into a terrible fight with my girlfriend. She was so angry at me that she ripped my sweater all the way down the front. But you know what, I don't mind, because love, love will tear us a cardigan.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 22 February 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
That was great.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 22 February 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
What did Captain Keef say when he saw the SS Bounty off the starboard bow?
"That's that ship I don't like"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 March 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago) link
What did the wookie order at the mexican restaurant?A buRRRRRRRRito! (said by making a wookie sound instead of rolling your r's)
― Fetchboy, Friday, 1 March 2013 05:36 (eleven years ago) link
A shepherd and his flock have been walking for miles in search of a brook to drink from. Suddenly one of the sheep, Larry, looks up and says to the shepherd "Hey wait a minute, the sun is setting over there. We've been walking west! I thought I told you it was to the east." The shepherd replies "Oh I'm sorry, I misherd you."
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
A shepherd and his flock have been walking for miles in search of a brook to drink from. Suddenly one of the sheep, Laura, looks up and says to the shepherd "Hey wait a minute, the sun is setting over there. We've been walking west! I thought I told you it was to the east." The shepherd replies "Oh I'm sorry, I misherd ewe."
― NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
mind blown
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
So, to boost morale, my philosophy department has decided to start having causal fridays.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 March 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
How do you stop a german literature buff from choking?
Give them the heinrich mann oeuvre.
― beau 'daedaly (wins), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
why was glenn gould always so busy?
because he had to play a lot of gigues.
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
high marks all
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
Why did Thom Yorke reject Liam Gallagher's donation of his own body parts for the school raffle?
Because Noel arms and nose are prizes, please
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, 18 April 2013 10:53 (eleven years ago) link
took me a while to get that one.
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Thursday, 18 April 2013 10:54 (eleven years ago) link
I'm writing an economic study about the workers at a chain hotdog stand in the UK.
It's called "The Welsh of Nathan's"
― charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 April 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
What was the gutter punk's favorite Steve Miller song
Fly like an oogle.
― how's life, Thursday, 18 April 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
I dated a customs official once but in the end she had too much baggage.
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
i like it
― charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
You know, they say the gay rights movement started with the Stonewall Riots, but those are bullshit. Total false fag operation.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
Slept with a ballerina last night. She was on point.
― viacom dios, Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
Submitted the following to a short-lived falafel spot on St. Mark's in a contest to name a dish: 'I let this chickpea in my mouth and now I falafel.' Did not win.
― viacom dios, Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
falafel = feel awful is kind of an old standard but I like your twist
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
The causal fridays one upthread is too good.
― viacom dios, Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
ty, I liked your on point as well
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
Noel arms and nose are prizes is gonna haunt my thoughts for eternity tbh.
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Sunday, 21 April 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
Q: What dancehall artist is #1 on pirate radio stations?
A: B-arrrrr-ington Levy.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
So I ran into my friend the lingerie model the other day, and she was looking really sad. So I asked her "why the thong lace?"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
Nice.
― o. nate, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link