In every rom com ever

92. Montage showing loser/nutcase/psycho dates they go on when seperated.

93. bewbs

94. Scene where buff male lead takes his top off and girl catches this accidentally and suddenly becomes interested.

or vice versa as seen in 'Desperately Seeking Susan'.

95. Mel Gibson's butt

re:89 The artist is almost always Foreigner.

96. Actress keeps bra on during sex scene.

haha

97. (this applies to newer movies) Food Trucks, food trucks, and more Food trucks.

98. seemingly forced to choose between love and career, protagonist learns they really can have it all, usually w/ promotion.

98a. gruff superior unexpectedly explains that he/she wishes there had been more time made for love and family

99. a lake house

100. Actor shoots hoops/Actress does yoga...narrative pushed along by dialog during these activities.

101. Sound on soundtrack that is famous iconic pop song but this version is a cover from a no-name act

102. Soundtrack cribbed from "Deliah After Dark" playlists.

103. montage cutting back and forth between her and him both discussing each other with their gfs/bros

104. (spoken through tears) "I dnn't know what I want anymore!"

"I DON'T", even.

105. someone is a chef

lol

106. (Nu-era trope) Old, washed-up celeb makes cameo as themself and makes fun of their real life persona

107. Kaizo Mario World

is there a joke I'm missing with these posts ^^^

I'm assuming "rom" is like a rom file, like what you download to play pirated video games? Seems like a reach though.

108. www.doperoms.com

109. apple product placement

110. best friend unusually interested in getting other friend laid.

that's not what besties do? welp, i guess i don't need to make any friends after all.

I'm talking more like movies like American Pie where Stiffler seems like he'll die if his other friends don't put their Ps in a V

tbf though one of the characters does reference that in that movie!

111. http://alarm-magazine.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/The_Locust-680x455.jpg

112. Female lead concludes on-stage rehearsal of either theater scene or music number. From shadows of auditorium, a slow-clap and "Bravo!" from either long-lost friend/relative or evil love interest. Female lead's eyes search the darkness for source.

113. Male lead runs through airport to reconcile with female lead before she boards a plane

114. Female lead wants to get married but can't discuss the topic with boyfriend, waits endlessly until he "pops the question"

96. Actress keeps bra on during sex scene.

― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, January 12, 2013 4:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

glad to see that stalking has already been mentioned

115. Male and female leads always of the same ethnicity

.............white?

lemme guess

116. Female lead works in marketing/publishing/media industry

or is a kindergarten teacher, either way she has a luxurious manhattan loft as mentioned previously

117. Male lead is an architect

118. WINE

or doctor xp

119. Minor issue at 70-minute mark gets blown up into a relationship crisis, because that's what the screen-writing manual said to do

120. "wanna come in?" / "no, i'd better get home"

39. following the cue of the male lead, everbody in a bar/restaurant join in an rousing acapella sing-a-long of some old Motown/early-'60s soft-pop song

― Chris S, Friday, January 11, 2013 12:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've never actually seen this but i am just going to assume:

39a. Cutaway to the "wrong" guy/gal: they don't know the words and are either faking it badly or looking annoyed at all the carrying-on.

121. FEDORAS

122. Somebody is wearing sunglasses and either slides them down their nose or dramatically takes them off to get a good look at someone else.

123. pouting