Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

Paul Young on Twitter: "Re 16:30. And the best goalie in the Prem right now is also Belgian - 'Mig the Magnificent' or 'Super Simon'. Sunderland stopper Simon Mignolet."

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Rodriguez is a fuckin rat cunt

His Spanish genes were telling him to dive, his English ones to stay on his feet and play the game, what

reading

thoroughly undeserved win for saints, the best kind

history rewritten as dead eyed volkist thugs of west ham find no way past the impregnable mignolet line

i dont think ive written a wikipedia edit in about four years but somehow feel inclined to add paul merson to the disambiguation page

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Ted, Arsenal fan, via text: "Tough day for Jon Walters but a hard working player who represents all that is good about Stoke, I am sure he will bounce back."

I really hope Ted's right, I don't like to think that by the time Stoke next play he'll've succumbed to pestilence, death or worse

Villa failed to find a way through a defence built on Maya Yoshida and Jos Hooiveld. This does not speak well of them.

v tidy point, churlish to grouse about the toothlessness but it is a reality

quite impressed with harry so far, so many wastrels starting to look handy. bare minimum improvement otoh though i guess

take a bow julio cesar, awesome

http://www.rmcsport.fr/editorial/337950/rennes-antonetti-annonce-m-vila-a-qpr/

oh and um hello

Ça me fait ch... que le dernier d’Angleterre vienne nous prendre notre meilleur joueur », a lancé Antonetti.

my French is poor, that doesn't seem as definitive as an anno(u)ncement though. He's a talent for sure but sounds like a terror to manage.

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can't say i'm overly fussed tbh, derry's doing the biz right now

mbia to cb for nelsen, m'vila for derry dm, livermore for mbia box to box? idk arry

word on spurs - naughton waste, adebayor waste, walker clueless, lol dawson hoofing it to lennon, bale a tart, dembele kinda bottled it

can file that whole game under "get one moutinho"

dawson 70 passes 90% accuracy.

Naughton not only shit, his attitude did not become a kid 3 months in the team, let him fuck off.

The rest, eh didnt play any neat stuff, looked easy to cut through on break, not great, take a point.

stats the last refuge of a scoundrel and u know this

He's a talent for sure but sounds like a terror to manage.

― boxall, Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:53 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

fuck me why do i find this still winning over some sick twisted glutton-for-punishment part of my soul

love those French quote marks:

«It makes me shit, that the English lanterne rouge comes here to take our best player»

Reina, Wisdom, Johnson, Agger, Skrtel, Lucas, Gerrard, Allen, Downing, Sterling, Suarez

De Gea, Rafael, Rio, Vidic, Evra, Welbeck, Carrick, Cleverly, Young, Kagawa, RvP

taking all bets on the first sending off

looking at you, Vidic

he has looked a little shaky since he came back

There were points yesterday when Spurs appeared to be threading balls through the eye of a needle up to a certain point but never in a situation that would get anyone into goalscoring positions. We never play particularly well against teams who play like that and Redknapp knows it, but a lack of guile certainly showed yesterday.

no sturridge, i see.

just loan him to west ham already

Jamie's evoking the streets again

This really isn't a game when you try and retool your forward line to make way for an untried combination.

Not looking forward to this. Can see us getting a couple, even taking the lead twice, but this'll be a routine 3-2 to Utd I fear.

Gah that's ruined everything, really wanted Liverpool to take the lead.

Hrmph. Utd's close control is much more precise, it lets them get much further up the pitch before a move risks breaking down.

Shades of Gerrard's ambulance ball to Henry in Euro 2004 just then.

Oof, that should've been two

Sterling aside, Liverpool just don't have enough pace in their team, United are skinning them right across the park.

ffs

great effort from cleverly

clinging on to this here

rafael da bergkamp

that would have been majestic

Reina took a really hefty one, that's some classy booing

might be cause Webb only stopped the game when Utd got the ball back

Webb trying to pre-emptively nobble any accusations of bias by allowing Liverpool to play for several minutes when in possession despite Reina being on the floor injured, then blowing the whistle as soon as United get the ball. Either you stop play or you don't.

Shame for Liverpool because Reina and Agger are keeping Liverpool in this, they're being whipped otherwise. Joe Allen is really not the man for this occasion, he's either being bypassed or giving the ball away.

What was he going to do, let you have a go at an empty net?

Downing getting a sneaky effort on target from the restart

why not? why did Liverpool get to play on?

United should really be two or three up by now.

What was he going to do, let you have a go at an empty net?

Yes - if it wasn't serious to stop play for the best part of a minute when Liverpool were on the attack, why did it suddenly become more serious when United got possession?

If he was going to blow the whistle at all, he should have blown it when he saw Reina down injured. Alternatively he should have left it to United to put the ball out.

There was no risk while Liverpool were attacking, he wasn't dying or anything - not so when Utd start going forward. Right decision. It's not like you need the help anyway.

The decision couldn't have been more wrong! If the injury is serious he should stop the game, if not play continues and it's up to the players to put it out - Liverpool chose not to.

Fuck all wrong with him anyway.