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has anyone said that if the cowboy talks to the press about her the article should be called "Ex on Valdes"

(sorry everyone. where is "your tasteless ideas" thread)

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

don't apologise

mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

it made me lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

ilx is so boring when everyone is busy sniping/monitoring the sniping

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

hey stop sniping about the monitoring of the sniping

Gukbe, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

done, carry on

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone said that if the cowboy talks to the press about her the article should be called "Ex on Valdes"

I love that thread for at least producing this pun.

Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone said that if the cowboy talks to the press about her the article should be called "Ex on Valdes"

I love this.

jaymc, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

wow

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Return Of My Bloody Valentine [Started by JP Almeida (JP Almeida) in July 2003, last updated 4. helmikuuta 2013 14:44 by Manti and the Catfish (Trayce)] 750 new answers

What happened, did they release a new album or something?

Tuomas, Monday, 4 February 2013 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

Stop

ben foster five (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

pvmic bait

Mordy, Monday, 4 February 2013 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, I googled it and looks like they actually did! Sorry about that, was supposed to be a joke.

Tuomas, Monday, 4 February 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

lol

how's life, Monday, 4 February 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

ohtuomaspaws...

scott seward, Monday, 4 February 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

It's kinda funny, I've never heard a single song by My Bloody Valentine, but ILX osmosis has taught me the mere idea they would ever release a new album is to be treated with humour. And when I finally decide to crack a joke about it, turns out it's not a joke anymore.

Tuomas, Monday, 4 February 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

I just knew Tuomas bumped this and why. We all did amirite?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 4 February 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

lebron james is the greatest player of his era, but only because he's better than everyone else

inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Friday, 8 February 2013 07:14 (eleven years ago) link

^^ threads we don't even know exist because we exclude all sports sub-boards from SNA

sarahell, Friday, 8 February 2013 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

"Artists you are certain are assholes even though you've never met them or talked to them" -- anything interesting going on in there?

WilliamC, Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

apparently some musicians are unpleasant drinking companions but some other musicians are delightful company

drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

yeah people in that thread are mostly just bragging about all the celebrities they've met

ikwikiykwim (unregistered), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

within the terms of ILM celebrity mostly tbf

drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

Someone nommed stevie wonder

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

he's a bugger at the dartboard it's true

drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'm burning up, burning up for your VOTES! — ILM Artist Poll #31 is Madonna basically crashed my browser when I tried to open it. Is there an interesting reason for this, or does everybody just really love Madonna?

how's life, Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

everyone loves madonna

also: dicks

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

lotsa dicks. boatloads full.

scott seward, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

bags and bags of dicks

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

Binders full of dicks.

this is called money bags (Phil D.), Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

geez i stayed off the madonna thread p much

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

you zinging yourself now?

scott seward, Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

you should hang out on that thread. it's a party.

scott seward, Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

sausage dance party :D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

One might even say that it's a "holiday" and you can "celebrate."

this is called money bags (Phil D.), Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

on mi isla bonita

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

young girls with eyes like potatoes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

yr potato eyes are like factories far away

Mordy, Sunday, 24 February 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

lumineers

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

Thank Christ you said that because if you had asked about the Boston Marathon explosion I was going to abjure you, to start with.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

As for the Lumineers:

"What is this fuckery?"

"Fuckery."

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

i still haven't heard the lumineers thankfully, the only mumford & sons i've heard was that 'hold on hope' (which i actually thought was coldplay at first and didn't mind for coldplay) and then like ten seconds of that stupid little lion head song.

balls, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

Balls I bet you have heard the lumineers without knowing it, their music gets used in lots of trailers and I hear it a lot when I'm getting groceries or whatever.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

You know the assholes who you might have encountered at a summer camp who actually seemed happy to be there and were all bouncy and cheery and wanted to lead you in singalongs? Them.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

ha listening to it now (THX NICOLE), i have not heard this before no. not great but not as bad as the black keys or that little lion head song. sounds like yr run of the mill arcade fire residue.

balls, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

Alternately, this asshole, only turned into a trio from Denver:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZVqck2dMKs

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

jesus christ every motherfucking dude in that room is wearing the hat

balls, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

You see now why they must be killed.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

hmm there's some jason mraz in play here also

balls, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link


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