54. Grumpy older sister
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 11 January 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago) link
55. 30 year olds playing teenagers and/or 60 year olds playing parents of teenagers
― abanana, Friday, 11 January 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
56. guy who knows everything about women and is willing to sell his services but later finds out that the one relationship problem he can fix is *record scratch*...his own
― frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
I mean uh,, can't
57. baby delivered by confused and comically inept hijacker
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
58. STIs
59. home-made pube artwork sent to female lead
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
60. elephants
61. somebody falling out of a hot air balloon over a senior citizens' picnic
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
62. OLD LADY WHO SWEARS
― frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
63. sustained bloody violence
64. Joe Dallesandro
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
65. sentimental love scene and final "i love you" moment has lots of maybes in it to denote awkwardness
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
66. during the inevitable "temporary breakup" scene the man shacks up with a much younger and more attractive woman but isn't happy deep down because she doesn't have a jar of tears or make random honking noises
― frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
67. voices warble as chance of love seems slim - declaration must happen at end of physically exerting process, exacerbating this - "i LOVE youuu, I've -gasp- ALWAYS -gasp- loved you..."
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 11 January 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
68. Gratuitous fart joke to appeal to "the guys"
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 11 January 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
69. during the temporary breakup the glum female lead goes to her parents' house where her slim energetic mother is painting something.
― estela, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
70. Double dates
― insert witticism here (hypehat), Friday, 11 January 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
71. Main character winds up with nearly all his possessions that he's worked his entire life for destroyed; doesn't care
― frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
72. Casting by Lynn Stalmaster & Associates
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
73. erratic and tempestuous 20-somethings live happily ever after
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 11 January 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
well I think we have enough, let's start shooting tomorrow
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
49. Montage of leads going through a pile of their undies in search of the perfect pair for the "big date".
I have never, ever seen this in a movie
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
to clarify, is it the girl or the guy doing this
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
xpost -- You're looking at the wrong sites.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
just the idea of Gerard Butler pawing through a gigantic pile of boxers is ruining my day :-(
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
"ahhh burn em all, i'll freeball it tonight"
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
Gerard Butler IS... Goin' Commando
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
lol underwear montage
― trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
I guess Jennifer Aniston'd have to be in this one, she's used to the ol Gerard-box by now
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
74. incredibly attractive but not very famous actress plays the female lead's dateless best friend whose love life is never mentioned
― trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
you can just say Leslie Mann
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
75. guy acts as the "Date Whisperer" for female friend to help her find the perfect guy, until both realize *it was him all along* (twinkle)
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
76. mahjong compilations
― Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
i was thinking more Judy Greer actually
― trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
77. fan translated JRPG
― Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
i think i've seen montages of characters posing in front of a mirror in different changes of underwear tho? or maybe scenes where the character is putting on cologne or perfume as a final touch-up and after a moment's consideration sprays a shot down their underwear. either way it's an indication that they've decided tonight's the big night when sexing is finally gonna happen b/c they're making themselves presentation-ready for when the clothes come off.
― slugbuggy, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
78. Unnaturally bright, clear lighting with no shadows.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
79. comedy sequence involving lead actor and obviously fake dog
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 12 January 2013 04:49 (eleven years ago) link
80. lead female cannot wear glasses unless she's currently reading a book or writing her blog
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 12 January 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
81. felching
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 January 2013 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
82. Space cows
― glumdalclitch, Saturday, 12 January 2013 05:12 (eleven years ago) link
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Friday, January 11, 2013 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
do you watch these at an unmarked theatre that smells of sweat and fluids?
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 12 January 2013 05:44 (eleven years ago) link
83. Small jewellery box turns out not to contain engagement ring.
― trishyb, Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
84. Awful score with a lot of whimsical plucked strings.
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
85. Stalking pays.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 12 January 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
86. Montage of trying on dresses/hats/outfits set to snappy pop song
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 January 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
87. Running late for job/date/bus & runs somewhere holding a pastry in mouth and/or putting on high heels mid-stride
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 January 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
88. Gigantic, stylish inner city loft apartment that lead actor/actress clearly could not afford irl
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 January 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link