Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxShyePUF_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVBgW1HYlcI

I loved this exchange:

Schrader mentioned that he was still trying to cast a psychiatrist, a small but pivotal role.

“I called Jeff Goldblum and Willem Dafoe. They’re not available. So, any ideas?”

Lohan squealed and said, “How about Jared?”

Schrader nodded approvingly.

“Jared Harris?”

“No, Jared Leto.”

― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Friday, January 11, 2013 3:23 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This bit was great yes... but the next line right after was:

Pope grimaced. (Schrader eventually cast Gus Van Sant.)

!!! Screw Soderbergh, Gus Van Sant should edit this obvs.

lol yes the Jareds thing was great. Also, Jared Harris came up in irl conversation earlier this morning and it made me think of this.

the part about the other actors being able to see her script with their names crossed out and other actors' names written in was also great

really want to just buy the film rights for the NYT story and make it into the next hilarious Emma Stone movie

Wouldn't put it past HBO to rush out a movie about the making of the Canyons a year after the Canyons came out

Burden Of Deen's

James Deen's Not Dedd

Deen of Iniquity

East of Deen

Linz & Deen

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― s1ocki, Friday, December 14, 2007 5:59 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perfect title imo

^^ haha I was thinking of this pun a few days ago, of coures the s1ockster got to it first

There's about 2,000 matches now.

i would love to see the Lohan-casted version of this movie

haha true, although she'd veto my first choice

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lindsay-lohan-mysterious-emma-stone-tweet-twitter__oPt.jpg

AHAHA

That article was amazing. Tho I do now feel like I need to take a shower and tell all my friends and family that I love them for being them. Whataworld.

otm

I wonder if she feels like Emma Stone has stolen her career.

more like emma stone found it in a gutter, washed the puke off and nursed it back to health

LOL that's definitely closer to the truth, but Lindsay probably doesn't see it that way.

i was thinking today that Emma Stone is basically enjoying the career that Lohan should have had

―  (gr8080), Friday, August 19, 2011 2:42 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait gr8080 are u LiLo y/n

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6300000/Lilo-and-Stitch-Wallpaper-lilo-and-stitch-6370101-1024-768.jpg

ES is better than LL, though, so the "should"s and "stolen"s are not a good way to put it.

^^^ very OTM

it's not quite the Tom Hanks/Steve Guttenberg parallel one might think it is

i haven't seen anything with Emma Stone in it i don't think

wait wait are we suggesting that steve guttenberg was robbed

she has basically been great in everything I've seen her in, including:

Easy A
The Help
Zombieland
Crazy, Stupid, Love
Superbad
The Amazing Spider-Man

also "Tom Hanks stole Steve Guttenberg's career" is an old, old joke

she was super adorable in Crazy Stupid Love

god help me I really liked that movie

which one was the one with Gosling? i saw a few minutes on TV and she made me laugh

yeah i've heard the joke, i just was curious if you actually thought they were equally talented or something

Steve Guttenberg is an angel.

And I love Emma Stone and liked Crazy, Stupid, Love up to a point but then it got really dumb really fast and Easy A was not as good as I thought it would be the end.

CSL definitely got more In every rom com ever as it went on, though it had some moments. Easy A is great imo.

Yeah, I think maybe that was it. CSL has the potential to be a totally different movie and then it just all went bad at some point but Gosling did say "schwantz" a lot which is always funny and she was, in fact, great. I wasn't really paying attention to Easy A but it just didn't grab my attention at all.

xxpost surm Crazy Stupid Love was the one with gosling; you should try that out and see if you fall in love with Emma

i thought it was hilar that his schtick was the dirty dancing lift

easy a was best pic material IMO and made me want to live in ojai

Yeah that part was p great.

x-post

who is al leong?

dirty dancing scene was p hilarious tbh

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k496/shortybrowneyes/AFF%20Posters/Chunchiii_zps04d77bed.png

ojai would be a strange place to live

i always wanted to see the canyons because of james deen and now I REALLY want to see it.

he's cuuuuute