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― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:21 (thirteen years ago)
Flavortown appears to be to the right of the box.
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
I'm finally getting around to reading that article and I am dying here:
Guy has a famously undiscerning palate. "If it's yellow, I'm like, 'Hello'; if it's brown, I wolf it down." That's a rhyme he uses to remember that he eats everything. "Leaves of three, it's for me; leaves of four, eat some more."
― carl agatha, Friday, 11 January 2013 01:29 (thirteen years ago)
pot brownies aren't a vegetable, guy
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 11 January 2013 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
I think "old-skool" is just a synonym for "radical" or "awesome" or "badass" in this context
― mh, Thursday, January 10, 2013 9:18 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
either that or he came from the school of totino's
― mh, Thursday, January 10, 2013 9:19 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
first read this as "these came from an old box of totinos"
― 5 hour energy twink (m bison), Friday, 11 January 2013 03:20 (thirteen years ago)
Also probable
― mh, Friday, 11 January 2013 04:51 (thirteen years ago)
How can you taste anything after totino's? Afaik they were always full of lava in the middle and your tongue was half scorched off
"If it's yellow, I'm like, 'Hello'; if it's brown, I wolf it down."This is the grossest thing i've ever heard
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)
what if it's purple
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)
If it's purple, it's probably a fruit or vegetable so dip it in donkey sauce and eat that, too.
― carl agatha, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
if it's purpleit's dripped on my shirt, fool!
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:28 (thirteen years ago)
if it's orange...uh orange you glad there's no donkey sauce left
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
Fieri seems like the type of dude that in college would tell his friends something "tasted like awesome"
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:08 (thirteen years ago)
WARNING:THIS PRODUCT CONTAINSFLAVOR.
― carl agatha, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:14 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I want this on a hong kong t-shirt
― al gould everything (crüt), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
drink is purple, i will slurple. if it's pink, i will drink. glowing blue? it goes through.
― invisible snack (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 12 January 2013 02:32 (thirteen years ago)
^^ DJP's mixed drink philosophy.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:30 (thirteen years ago)
I just drank two zombies tonight that were muddy brown and they were delicious
Could have gone for something blue but nothing was on the menu
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:37 (thirteen years ago)
where were u
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:38 (thirteen years ago)
valhalla
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 12 January 2013 05:56 (thirteen years ago)
That's in Skyrim, right
― "It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Saturday, 12 January 2013 07:43 (thirteen years ago)
Yoki in Medford
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Saturday, 12 January 2013 11:37 (thirteen years ago)
oh cool.
come over when it's warmer and i will drag out the million ingredients needed to make old-school zombies
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Saturday, 12 January 2013 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
pizza rolls were originally made in egg roll wrappers. i did a lots of research about the dude who invented them once. on his deathbed he said something about pizza rolls, abou how he never should have let them go.
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
lol
The one on Sunday Brunch who's actually a chef made Donkey Sauce on it yesterday - he explained it to Lovejoy, who now considers himself to be an expert on all things American now he's been to a basketball game and seen 'bongocam' on the screens there, as being invented by "Guy Firey. You might know him from that tv show Drive-In Dinners."
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Monday, 21 January 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)
:D
― mh, Monday, 21 January 2013 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif
― 乒乓, Monday, 28 January 2013 03:22 (thirteen years ago)
there is no god
― fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Monday, 28 January 2013 03:42 (thirteen years ago)
ugggghhhnnnnnnnnnnnoooooo
*barf*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 January 2013 03:47 (thirteen years ago)
dayo i think you're a cool guy most of the time but what the fuck man
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Monday, 28 January 2013 03:49 (thirteen years ago)
I feel violated after watching that gif :(
― Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Monday, 28 January 2013 04:54 (thirteen years ago)
Should have been donkey sauce
― joygoat, Monday, 28 January 2013 06:14 (thirteen years ago)
Thank god it wasn't donkey sauce.
― carl agatha, Monday, 28 January 2013 13:02 (thirteen years ago)
it may as well be
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
that was not a good GIF to encounter the day after seeing South Park's "Sarcastiball" episode
― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
Fieri's on Food Network UK just now, making some catfish that comes with Smash Mouth Potatoes.
"Why Smash Mouth? Well, I love the band, and it's hard to take a band seriously that doesn't have a potato dish named after them."
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
He loves Smash Mouth 'cause he sings for them.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 28 January 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
because who doesn't judge a band by their potatoes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/08/tumblr_lqpakfnQ2E1qzy8n8o1_500-490x211.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 28 January 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)
L to R: Steve Harwell, mashed potatoes, Guy Fieri
Fieri's on Food Network UK just now, making some catfish that comes with My Dick Potatoes.
"Why My Dick? Well, I love the band, and it's hard to take a band seriously that doesn't have a potato dish named after them."
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi60lihOO1rsoo21o1_500.jpg
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Monday, 28 January 2013 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/
― s.clover, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
best album of 2012, imo
― bleh (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 03:26 (thirteen years ago)
dayo just fyi i nominated you for a nobel for that post
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 03:28 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clyEcrwuXfkjust a reminder that twitter superstar "jon hendren" had a stupid egg eating contest with smashmouth and guy fieri and its prob the worst thing ive ever watched
― chilli, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 03:29 (thirteen years ago)
"egg eating contest" and "guy fieri" and that gif is possibly the most nauseous combination of images ever.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 13:47 (thirteen years ago)
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― SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:05 (thirteen years ago)
<3
― mh, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a600f722ed861a42611b60c83b408cb/tumblr_mheqlzF14s1qz8yuno4_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/6bdc52a353b6a4fa25d309c805c8e36d/tumblr_mheqlzF14s1qz8yuno3_250.jpg
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 11 February 2013 20:46 (thirteen years ago)