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Is the third dude carrying a turkey?

http://static.fashionbeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/holdall2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xi88rjq0528#!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi88rjq0528

ugh i mean wtf is this, this shit makes my head hurt

GENTLEMEN

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if you rip the DeWalt logo you can pass this off as the superior man tote/tool bag, it has pockets for your champagne bottle and corkscrew and stuff.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, January 9, 2013 5:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol superior man toolbag

http://gawker.com/5980261/artisanal-manliness-for-fun-and-profit

http://vimeo.com/55420992

As his wildebros assemble their craft cocktails, the narrator issues a gibberish call to arms against "eroding masculinity," which is under assault from those who depict men as "weak, and blundering, and misguided and shallow." Out here in the bosom of wild nature, he says, they can be "ever more intentional to carve out time for camaraderie, for adventure and introspection."

In the foreground, his ur-men are shown preparing grilled artichokes, tucking into a bowl brimming with store-bought strawberries, and carefully slicing into a wedge of cheese WITH A FANCY CHEESE KNIFE.

oh my god

"It's almost as if the wild was designed as a proving ground for men," the narrator begins, letting you know right away that what is about to happen is terrible.

It's almost as if nature were an extremely realistic CGI Mario-world for humans. Almost as if Earth were an elaborate obstacle course constructed in the backyard by mankind's coolest babysitter, God.

caity weaver is wonderful

tbh I would like to continue eroding masculinity

lmao i have that keychain. it's pretty magnificent tbqh. my wife bought it for me.

And now you are a man. Um, I guess?

mannish

tbqh I have no issue with leather keychains per se, i just don't like how the leather keychain is made to represent masculinity

tbh I would like to continue eroding masculinity

<3 u silby

the greatest thing about that video (aside from "contrary to the euphemism" lmao) is that each dude gets his own tent. because who knows what might happen when two unacquainted men are forced to share a tent during an artisanal bro-down?

knew it was gonna be good when I saw they had packed the french press

artisanal bro-down

lol

any time gay sex comes up this is what i am going to think of now

it's a pretty weird clash of masculinities, tho! you have this spirtiual "lone man tested by nature" brooding, alongside this "cultured man of refinement" who is into premium food & drink, all wrapped up in the "high-profile macho douche" who is into fine automobiles and cigars

+ throwing axes at logs

Or, to put it another way, you have a douchebag alongside a douchebag, all wrapped up in a douchebag

russian nesting douchebags

Bozhe moi!

all i can think of is "Hello Muddah Hello Faddah" right now

and a new spin on the line about getting eaten by a bear

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/13696-9760.gif

"it's a mystery wrapped in artisanally prepared artichoke leaves stuffed inside a masculine asshole."

it sounds like some sort of gay porn premise: "twenty men take a weekend to escape the workaday world to enjoy the majesty of nature, good food and drink, and the most refined pleasure of all: sweaty man-on-man action"

it's basically "the other side of aspen"

except for that "one man per tent" thing

"we had become... a band of brothers"

awesome. fyi we're sending you to afghanistan, you'll ship out tomorrow morning.

one tentpole per man amirite

"at night we pitched our own tents...IN OUR PANTS" *hi-five*

Does anyone else have female friends that post "the new intern is so hot" and "remember not to rape the new intern"? Seems like it's cool/empowering for women and pervy for men.

And yeah i was gonna post this in whatever thread had that ridiculous stick figure chart.

it's POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!

Does anyone else have female friends that post "the new intern is so hot" and "remember not to rape the new intern"?

do you mean ilxors

de-friend, problem solved.

no not ilxors. hipster friends. yeah bnw is probably right

knew it was gonna be good when I saw they had packed the french press

― 乒乓, Friday, February 1, 2013 7:43 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I bought my french press specifically for camping!

"He's called Gaston."

so according to the vid, waking up wet is a masculine virtue

omg the euphemism thing

and the line about how they set up camp because the dire situation FORCED THEM TO *cuts to shot of french press*

http://www.finderskeepersrecords.com/discog_fkr064llp.html

on a related note to being a man, I am listening to this on spotify today

tempting to buy, that has to be some of the best novelty music compilation packaging

also the definition of leadership is that you are capable of setting up a camp as a group without hand-holding and instruction

xxpost AP lol we have a stainless steel REI french press for camping also

french presses seem like they would be really hard to clean in the wild

yeah i don't see the major problem with the french press

percolator would be manlier, tho

*snorts, spits, adjusts crotch*

http://vimeo.com/20253107