you sign up on their website for manly gifts and then they send you a purse with champagne flutes?
A purse with champagne flutes and homeopathic medicine bottles.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
YOU get a fedora and YOU get a fedora and EVERYBODY GETS A FEDORAAAAAAAA
omg holy lols
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
afaict DJP the champagne flutes symbolize an American Airlines Executive Lounge Pass which is included in the box? and the bottles are skincare product
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
I'm still back on the one with the purse, why would I want that?
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, January 9, 2013 2:26 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That's a canvas tool bag, and I witnessed a groom give manlier versions of this to his groomsmen, along with meat brands with their initials.
I think the canvas tool bag as man tote is kind of a thing right now
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:43 (thirteen years ago)
"box of awesome" vs "donkey sauce"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
MEAT BRANDS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
i.e.
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
i.e. a purse
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
elmo how much is a sub to this svc?
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
AP i'll have you know that according to the copy it is a "canvas mason's bag" which was "originally built for quarry workers and miners" because your weekend luggage needs to have a little hair on its chest too
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
also I noticed the American Airlines logo on the flutes but was trying to avoid addressing it because FUCK AMERICAN AIRLINES
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
idk steve and i don't want to find out because it would only make me more upset
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
googling "meat brands" is disappointing
http://meatbrands.org/
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
Confession: younger AP would have loved getting drunk and branding his steaks.
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
ahaha that is great, meat brands dot org
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
coming soon
See, it's a canvas mason's bag, so you're not like all those sheeple out there with yesterda's canvas tool bag.
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
why is it meatbrands.org, is this a not for profit
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
meatbrands.edu
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.preparedpantry.com/barbecue-branding-iron.aspx
I mean, why
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
meatbrands.xxx
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.meat-brands.com/
okay this is cracking me up
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
$45/ea btw
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
Editor's notes: This tool becomes very hot. Please be careful and keep the hot tool away from children.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
Your guests will get a kick out of this! Brand their names, a monogram, "Go Vikings" or anything else you can imagine right into the meat. You'll get a complete alphabet and spaces to spell just about anything. You'll have a ball with this branding iron. And it's built sturdy to last a long time.
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:02 (thirteen years ago)
It's not REALLY meant for barbeque, they just couldn't go right out and state their real purpose.http://www.preparedpantry.com/images/DennisThumbnail.jpg"Don't let yer slaves out the gate without branding 'em first, y'hear?"
― Øystein, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
well that dude is a cannibal
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
typeset beef
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
tbf it would be fun to serve a chicken breast with QUETZALCOATL stamped on there.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
The steak pictured on the front page is branded "I LUV DRILLIN"
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
underwear need to be purchased regularly
wait what
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
*dies of shame*
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
anyway cool, sign up to get a bunch of shit made in china in a box
so Christmas, then
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
That could be really useful for those bbqs where you forget where you left your steak.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
"Who here luvs drillin?"
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:11 (thirteen years ago)
"grillin" really but that was my first take too
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.blackanddecker.com//ProductImages/PC_Graphics/PHOTOS/DEWALT/LICENSING/CLC/LARGE/DG5543_1.jpgif you rip the DeWalt logo you can pass this off as the superior man tote/tool bag, it has pockets for your champagne bottle and corkscrew and stuff.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
eh just say it's a collab between DeWalt and Givenchy, anyone who fact-checks you on that is threatened by your superior manhood
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 23:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://artofmanliness.com/2013/01/07/reddit-for-men/
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:11 (thirteen years ago)
"how to use reddit to become a better man" NO THANK YOU
Step 1: Block Reddit on your web filter
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
Is the third dude carrying a turkey?
http://static.fashionbeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/holdall2.jpg
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xi88rjq0528#!
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi88rjq0528
ugh i mean wtf is this, this shit makes my head hurt
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
GENTLEMEN
We only accept returns for entire boxes in mint condition. If you like everything but one item, may we suggest a re-gift?
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:01 (thirteen years ago)
if you rip the DeWalt logo you can pass this off as the superior man tote/tool bag, it has pockets for your champagne bottle and corkscrew and stuff.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, January 9, 2013 5:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol superior man toolbag
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://gawker.com/5980261/artisanal-manliness-for-fun-and-profit
http://vimeo.com/55420992
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
As his wildebros assemble their craft cocktails, the narrator issues a gibberish call to arms against "eroding masculinity," which is under assault from those who depict men as "weak, and blundering, and misguided and shallow." Out here in the bosom of wild nature, he says, they can be "ever more intentional to carve out time for camaraderie, for adventure and introspection."In the foreground, his ur-men are shown preparing grilled artichokes, tucking into a bowl brimming with store-bought strawberries, and carefully slicing into a wedge of cheese WITH A FANCY CHEESE KNIFE.
In the foreground, his ur-men are shown preparing grilled artichokes, tucking into a bowl brimming with store-bought strawberries, and carefully slicing into a wedge of cheese WITH A FANCY CHEESE KNIFE.
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:28 (thirteen years ago)