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man somebody should come up w/ this for redditors I bet you could take a lot of their money and just give them mario stickers or something

iatee, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

they are only hiring interns

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

that's basically the only thing they have in common with real companies

iatee, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mciwmbsnhS1rdh9azo1_500.jpg

kinder, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

my girlfriend loves getting a birch box every month and i'm kinda jealous.. but this looks a bit more expensive and there doesn't really look like anything i'd want

big fat dictionary (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

i would maybe do this for comic books

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

i just... i don't get it

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, i get the business model, i just can't identify with this. i know i am not their target customer but the whole concept just fucks with my head. readymade lifestyle packages. like an impersonal birthday gift that you pay for.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

I'm still back on the one with the purse, why would I want that?

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

not trying to get pedantic here but if a bunch of people sign up to get the exact same stuff? that is pretty much the opposite of what "bespoke" means

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

YOU get a fedora and YOU get a fedora and EVERYBODY GETS A FEDORAAAAAAAA

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

you sign up on their website for manly gifts and then they send you a purse with champagne flutes?

A purse with champagne flutes and homeopathic medicine bottles.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

YOU get a fedora and YOU get a fedora and EVERYBODY GETS A FEDORAAAAAAAA

omg holy lols

Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

afaict DJP the champagne flutes symbolize an American Airlines Executive Lounge Pass which is included in the box? and the bottles are skincare product

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

I'm still back on the one with the purse, why would I want that?

― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, January 9, 2013 2:26 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's a canvas tool bag, and I witnessed a groom give manlier versions of this to his groomsmen, along with meat brands with their initials.

I think the canvas tool bag as man tote is kind of a thing right now

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

"box of awesome" vs "donkey sauce"

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

MEAT BRANDS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

i.e.

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

i.e. a purse

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

elmo how much is a sub to this svc?

Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

AP i'll have you know that according to the copy it is a "canvas mason's bag" which was "originally built for quarry workers and miners" because your weekend luggage needs to have a little hair on its chest too

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

also I noticed the American Airlines logo on the flutes but was trying to avoid addressing it because FUCK AMERICAN AIRLINES

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

idk steve and i don't want to find out because it would only make me more upset

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

googling "meat brands" is disappointing

http://meatbrands.org/

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

Confession: younger AP would have loved getting drunk and branding his steaks.

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

ahaha that is great, meat brands dot org

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

coming soon

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

See, it's a canvas mason's bag, so you're not like all those sheeple out there with yesterda's canvas tool bag.

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

why is it meatbrands.org, is this a not for profit

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

meatbrands.edu

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.preparedpantry.com/barbecue-branding-iron.aspx

I mean, why

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

meatbrands.xxx

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.meat-brands.com/

okay this is cracking me up

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

$45/ea btw

Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

Editor's notes: This tool becomes very hot. Please be careful and keep the hot tool away from children.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

Your guests will get a kick out of this! Brand their names, a monogram, "Go Vikings" or anything else you can imagine right into the meat. You'll get a complete alphabet and spaces to spell just about anything.

You'll have a ball with this branding iron. And it's built sturdy to last a long time.

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

It's not REALLY meant for barbeque, they just couldn't go right out and state their real purpose.
http://www.preparedpantry.com/images/DennisThumbnail.jpg
"Don't let yer slaves out the gate without branding 'em first, y'hear?"

Øystein, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

well that dude is a cannibal

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

typeset beef

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

tbf it would be fun to serve a chicken breast with QUETZALCOATL stamped on there.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

The steak pictured on the front page is branded "I LUV DRILLIN"

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

underwear need to be purchased regularly

wait what

乒乓, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

*dies of shame*

乒乓, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

anyway cool, sign up to get a bunch of shit made in china in a box

乒乓, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

so Christmas, then

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

That could be really useful for those bbqs where you forget where you left your steak.

Canaille help you (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

"Who here luvs drillin?"

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

"grillin" really but that was my first take too

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.blackanddecker.com//ProductImages/PC_Graphics/PHOTOS/DEWALT/LICENSING/CLC/LARGE/DG5543_1.jpg
if you rip the DeWalt logo you can pass this off as the superior man tote/tool bag, it has pockets for your champagne bottle and corkscrew and stuff.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

eh just say it's a collab between DeWalt and Givenchy, anyone who fact-checks you on that is threatened by your superior manhood

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 23:16 (thirteen years ago)


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