man somebody should come up w/ this for redditors I bet you could take a lot of their money and just give them mario stickers or something
― iatee, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
they are only hiring interns
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
that's basically the only thing they have in common with real companies
― iatee, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mciwmbsnhS1rdh9azo1_500.jpg
― kinder, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:48 (thirteen years ago)
my girlfriend loves getting a birch box every month and i'm kinda jealous.. but this looks a bit more expensive and there doesn't really look like anything i'd want
― big fat dictionary (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)
i would maybe do this for comic books
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:03 (thirteen years ago)
i just... i don't get it
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
i mean, i get the business model, i just can't identify with this. i know i am not their target customer but the whole concept just fucks with my head. readymade lifestyle packages. like an impersonal birthday gift that you pay for.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
I'm still back on the one with the purse, why would I want that?
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
not trying to get pedantic here but if a bunch of people sign up to get the exact same stuff? that is pretty much the opposite of what "bespoke" means
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
YOU get a fedora and YOU get a fedora and EVERYBODY GETS A FEDORAAAAAAAA
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
you sign up on their website for manly gifts and then they send you a purse with champagne flutes?
A purse with champagne flutes and homeopathic medicine bottles.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
omg holy lols
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
afaict DJP the champagne flutes symbolize an American Airlines Executive Lounge Pass which is included in the box? and the bottles are skincare product
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
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That's a canvas tool bag, and I witnessed a groom give manlier versions of this to his groomsmen, along with meat brands with their initials.
I think the canvas tool bag as man tote is kind of a thing right now
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:43 (thirteen years ago)
"box of awesome" vs "donkey sauce"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
MEAT BRANDS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
i.e.
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
i.e. a purse
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
elmo how much is a sub to this svc?
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
AP i'll have you know that according to the copy it is a "canvas mason's bag" which was "originally built for quarry workers and miners" because your weekend luggage needs to have a little hair on its chest too
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
also I noticed the American Airlines logo on the flutes but was trying to avoid addressing it because FUCK AMERICAN AIRLINES
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
idk steve and i don't want to find out because it would only make me more upset
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
googling "meat brands" is disappointing
http://meatbrands.org/
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
Confession: younger AP would have loved getting drunk and branding his steaks.
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
ahaha that is great, meat brands dot org
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
coming soon
See, it's a canvas mason's bag, so you're not like all those sheeple out there with yesterda's canvas tool bag.
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
why is it meatbrands.org, is this a not for profit
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
meatbrands.edu
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.preparedpantry.com/barbecue-branding-iron.aspx
I mean, why
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
meatbrands.xxx
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.meat-brands.com/
okay this is cracking me up
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
$45/ea btw
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
Editor's notes: This tool becomes very hot. Please be careful and keep the hot tool away from children.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
Your guests will get a kick out of this! Brand their names, a monogram, "Go Vikings" or anything else you can imagine right into the meat. You'll get a complete alphabet and spaces to spell just about anything. You'll have a ball with this branding iron. And it's built sturdy to last a long time.
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:02 (thirteen years ago)
It's not REALLY meant for barbeque, they just couldn't go right out and state their real purpose.http://www.preparedpantry.com/images/DennisThumbnail.jpg"Don't let yer slaves out the gate without branding 'em first, y'hear?"
― Øystein, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
well that dude is a cannibal
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
typeset beef
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
tbf it would be fun to serve a chicken breast with QUETZALCOATL stamped on there.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
The steak pictured on the front page is branded "I LUV DRILLIN"
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
underwear need to be purchased regularly
wait what
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
*dies of shame*
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
anyway cool, sign up to get a bunch of shit made in china in a box
so Christmas, then
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
That could be really useful for those bbqs where you forget where you left your steak.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
"Who here luvs drillin?"
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:11 (thirteen years ago)
"grillin" really but that was my first take too
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.blackanddecker.com//ProductImages/PC_Graphics/PHOTOS/DEWALT/LICENSING/CLC/LARGE/DG5543_1.jpgif you rip the DeWalt logo you can pass this off as the superior man tote/tool bag, it has pockets for your champagne bottle and corkscrew and stuff.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
eh just say it's a collab between DeWalt and Givenchy, anyone who fact-checks you on that is threatened by your superior manhood
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 23:16 (thirteen years ago)