BOUNCY
― Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
My friend took this pic of a real business with some standing here in Houston:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/206724_10150519924360511_499370_n.jpg
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31000000/Beads-gob-bluth-31072297-576-351.jpg
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
Poo. Life. What's the matter with your hair?
We've got the King of Fades. Don't think I should let him know that there's an Ace out there.
(Also can't drive by w/o humming King of Fades… I will ALWAYS BE King of Fades….)
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
I didn't choose the Poo Life, the Poo Life chose me.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/0f/ae/ee/parkinglot-and-sign-of.jpg
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
jokes on you cause they don't sell it
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
Sewing and alterations are another category of business where terrible puns abound. Two local examples:
Seams Sew Right [no longer in business] Sew Sew Maria
― ▶ Play all samples (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
I'm sure I and Adam have before mentioned the nearby Dick Whittington pub. the attached bottle shop is named Dick Liquor.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
wait I see I mentioned that already
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
Theres a clothing store just down the road called "Oralita" and ... I cant help mentally sniggering. I am such a child.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 01:41 (thirteen years ago)
the large and elaborate
CUSTOMER'S WANTED, APPLY WITHIN
sign on the fence of a local signwriter unwittingly serves the purpose of being a fair warning.
― estela, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 02:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/images/12/2011/10/xlarge_peed_plumbing.jpg
Peed Plumbing: Awesome, wack, or so wack it comes back around again to awesome?
― The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:35 (thirteen years ago)
awesome x awesome to the power of awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:39 (thirteen years ago)
Should hook up with PooLife.
There's a burger place here that is named OK (Big Daddy's Fire Grill) but on their menu they have the slogan "Put some excitement between your buns" which is not what I want to think of when I'm getting a burger. And the "B" in their BD logo looks like a butt.
― nickn, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:37 (thirteen years ago)
gross
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:42 (thirteen years ago)
do they have donkey sauce y/n
not yet.
I do give them credit for opening their first location next door to an In-N-Out Burger. Bold move.
― nickn, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:46 (thirteen years ago)
Hand to God, I once got my hair cut at this place.
― pplains, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:55 (thirteen years ago)
eep
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 05:07 (thirteen years ago)
"Anu" is a common Finnish women's name. Apparently someone called Anu owned a cafe near the street where I used to live, because it was called Anu's Cafe. The place has since shut down.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 13:26 (thirteen years ago)
This one comes perilously close to one of those "accidentally says something else" situations:
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/8162/48720210151592504177317.jpg
― this is called money bags (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
hahahaha amazing
― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 15:59 (thirteen years ago)
ha! that's awesome
I've been meaning to bump this thread for ages -- almost every morning I see a pickup emblazoned with the business name ARREOLOA LANDSCAPING
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 16:07 (thirteen years ago)
oops
ARREOLA LANDSCAPING, I mean
Saw this place in Paris, TX:
http://heavytable.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rusty-taco_storefront.jpg
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 16:09 (thirteen years ago)
oh god
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2ChkJFYFfsM/TfJxjGIFiWI/AAAAAAAABfc/Nodj_asraHM/s1600/011.JPG
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
A+
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
They really need to have Pat Benetar do their commercials.
― nickn, Monday, 4 March 2013 20:43 (thirteen years ago)
TELL GRANDMA YOU FELL OFF THE SWING
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
Lettuce Souprise You: all-you-can-eat soup and salad bar near Atlanta
― emilys., Monday, 4 March 2013 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Pa_Ph/Party_Down/Season2/party-down1.jpg
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
haa
― goole, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:39 (thirteen years ago)
Recently opened tattoo and body-piercing shop in my suburban town is rather splendidly named "SORRY MUM".
― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 09:55 (thirteen years ago)
that's funny though I think
― ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:30 (thirteen years ago)
was just stuck at a red light next to a mobile dog barber with the delightful business name "The Barfer Shoppe" written on their door.
― Vol. 3: The Life & Times of E. "Boom" Carter (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 March 2013 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.thebarfershoppe.com/index.php?crn=231
What is BARF?BARF is an acronym for Biologically Appropriate Raw Food. Biologically appropriate food is food that a particular animal was designed to eat.Will feeding barf cure my pet?No, feeding BARF does not directly cure any diseases or ailments.
BARF is an acronym for Biologically Appropriate Raw Food. Biologically appropriate food is food that a particular animal was designed to eat.
Will feeding barf cure my pet?
No, feeding BARF does not directly cure any diseases or ailments.
― garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
Lol
"It will not cure your pet but it might cure your pet... think about it..."
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.abrasive-form.com/
Specialist in Creep Feed Grinding
― goole, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
not a nightclub
Blades, Vanes, and Shrouds
are you sure, because this sounds pretty fucking goth clubby to me
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 20:19 (thirteen years ago)
yeah p sure whiney tweeted all 3 of those
― goole, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:21 (thirteen years ago)
just up the road from my workplace
http://i.imgur.com/I1gpiQz.png
what the actual shit
― peel hat-trick narrows (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 09:20 (thirteen years ago)
I saw a cement mixer in Walthamstow today owned by the unfortunately-named firm "Jim'll Mix It".
― Neil S, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:00 (thirteen years ago)
hippy "therapy" shop near me was offering a workshop in "Tibetan Ball Massage" the other day. i am such a child.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:02 (thirteen years ago)
Finbar Saunders-isms are the best, there was much hilarity in my office today when a co-worker was having "problems with his plums" oo-er missus fnar fnar etc.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:04 (thirteen years ago)
i use balls for massage regularly, hur hur. seriously though, it's very effective. little rubber balls that release tension under your back and neck and stuff.
xpost
― ... (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:04 (thirteen years ago)
i guessed that was probably what it was but the initial double-take was priceless
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:08 (thirteen years ago)
Whereabouts in Walthamstow are you, Neil S?
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:27 (thirteen years ago)