solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

porcelain

I've also been searching for "race war" on ilx, and every result I've clicked on is jon saying he will not tollerate this race war stuff followed by a few random people making race war comments.

― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, January 11, 2013 11:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a+

it should be noted that no one is forcing you to open this thread to make fart jokes

― J0rdan S., Friday, January 11, 2013

ha

let's face it, we were promised a future where we'd all be robbing japanese corporations thanks to the software plugs in our necks, and instead we got white text on a black background and people sniping at each other over some cowboy breakup
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, January 12, 2013 2:26 AM (59 minutes ago)

haha

nice

Definitely

It didn't even really satisfy me on a spot the reference level

― Number None, Saturday, 12 January 2013 05:41 (2 days ago)

wow this is literally the dumbest conversation in a group of people who had a 100-post conversation about the "hemiola" in a chief keef song

― You Have Been Yellow Carded By a Moderator: (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:08 AM (3 days ago)

Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.

― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shit

curious to release this the night before the superbowl

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, February 3, 2013 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't even trust people who are happy frequently

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2013 18:29 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

snarky privileged kids vs. hippy privileged kids. DILEMMA

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:01 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

"You're wrong because you're probably wrong because there has to be a way in which I'm right"

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't know why I even bother.

― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 9 March 2013 10:29 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nvm everything sucks

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you don't understand anything

― j., Saturday, March 16, 2013 7:34 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How long did it take your persona to transform into your staple character
― how's life, Monday, April 1, 2013

re: nardwuar but very applicable i think

I genuinely regret being part of what's becoming a dogpile on someone who confessed a strong reaction to a dumb song because of personal experience.
― da croupier, Wednesday, April 10, 2013

sometimes it's fun to watch strangers getting pointlessly butthurt about things

― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 8:51 PM (6 minutes ago)

i copied and pasted that from the ILE board description so

lol i wonder how many times the board descriptions have changed since i last noticed

that one has been there a fair while

was gonna say

so I guess it's ok to start talking about how that innocent naked guy had a totally rockin' bod?

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 April 2013 08:31 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

ILX is antisocial media.

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:06 AM

otm

is everyone drunk here

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:44 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

yeah that's a lovely piece. two lovers blows though.

― daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:16 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

i think i also became disenchanted with the method of literary analysis that i see so presently used. i think it goes like this, that you read a text carefully, but u look for repetitions, rhymes, echoes in the text, u see that structurally an element is repeated here but slightly differently there, u begin to theorize about why. u start to think about the energies of the text, right, how certain themes or motes or ideas get repeated - but not the same way! - and how it builds on itself. u get excited. u see an individual struggle between pierre and an assailant get interspersed between chapters of troop movements at the crimea. u read that pierre all of a sudden notices his hand, he uses his hand, and maybe 5 chapters earlier there was a metaphor about how the russian army was like that of a fist. u get excited! u write about it. it gets saved in a word doc, or on ilx.com. a week goes by, what do u remember of it? what does anybody remember of it? time to die.

― 乒乓, Thursday, April 25, 2013 3:33 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm impressed by his presentism there

Str8 fire beautiful post, relate much to it

that post is everything

what reason is there to be nice to that asshole

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 26, 2013 12:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i had no use for him

great post dayo

and yet no feelings of pride or achievement

― Mordy, Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:06 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

the real answer to this question is probably blood, jizz, and dead wasps

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:47 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I knew my zing was valid

― charli.xlsx (sic), Wednesday, May 15, 2013

you are a weak version of a tired archetype but it's cool to have you on board

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, June 7, 2013 9:37 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who was on the receiving end of that? gabnebb?

waterface, who some people believe to be gabnebb tho I don't really see it

Bbag bbag my nebby got shot down

Yeah I don't see it either guys!??!

I'[m my own thing