In every sci-fi film ever

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161a. (pre 2008) A black president
161b. (pre 2016) A female president
161c. (post 2016) A sensible republican president

Frederik B, Monday, 7 January 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

160. awkward attempt at creating a controversial situation that mimics IRL current events, cf waterboarding an alien or forcing amphibious creature that are imprisoned to wear orange jumpsuits and hoods.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

see also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZHG3pi9EDA

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

161. Alien races are culturally and religiously monolithic.
161b. Exceptions include conflicts between two classes that are opposite, such as the Let That Be Your Last Battlefield episode of the original Star Trek series

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't read the whole list, but ... doors that open with a scan of the eye/hand/thumbprint? Unhappy people with shaved heads? Interactive computers that respond to voice commands? Constant dull rumbling and the sound of water dripping in the background? The sound of things dramatically charging up (guns, machines, cars, etc.)?

162-167

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 January 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

168. the city/planet has weather controlled by one central computer, which goes haywire somehow (this is mainly in every 80s anime sci-fi)

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

169. pleather

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

corinthian pleather

mookieproof, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

170. Streamlined designs on spaceships that will never enter a planet's atmosphere.

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Monday, 7 January 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of 162-167 sound like the present!

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 7 January 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

171. Buildings with big fans on the top that are turning too slowly to be useful for anything.

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Monday, 7 January 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of 162-167 sound like the present!

The future is now!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 January 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

172. under-lighting through grated floors

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

people brushing their teeth

oh wait, that's just battlestar galactica

mookieproof, Monday, 7 January 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

173. character played by someone who was on Mad About You

NINO CARTER, Monday, 7 January 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Remnants of some long-dead precursor/progenitor galaxy-spanning alien who left tech and possibly a mystery behind for Our Hero to crack and whose imminent return after 20,000 - 10 million years will be in about 5 minutes.

This also qualifies for every sci-fi game ever.

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Monday, 7 January 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

174. Bad guy/science officer has British accent.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 January 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

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176. Oddly sterile living spaces.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 January 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

177. projectile weapons

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

178. actors doing stuff in front of greenscreens

Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 7 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

179. Aliens look just like us, except crinkle-cut

sktsh, Monday, 7 January 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

180. Jaded ship's doctor.

Theodora Celery, Monday, 7 January 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

181. boots built into trousers

das ist not einer 不必 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 January 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

182. one character is a smoker

mookieproof, Monday, 7 January 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

183. its the distant future or past but everyone speaks American English

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

184. vin diesel's robotic monotone performance kind of works for this movie
http://i.imgur.com/udP9f.png

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

185. shabby moth-eaten knitwear

silver pozole (clouds), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

186. Goo

Theodora Celery, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

187. Space cows

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 06:56 (eleven years ago) link

188. Animals from other planets just being named like our animals with the planet stuck on the front, e.g. "Rigellian Hippo"

sktsh, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 08:11 (eleven years ago) link

189. clones are people too, turns out (hint: it's YOU).

slugbuggy, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 08:51 (eleven years ago) link

190. Hella Orientalism.

191. Noone sees anything odd or inappropriate about naming a passenger carrying spacecraft 'Titanic'.

192. utility data

Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

193. Perfect tidal forces everywhere

Theodora Celery, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

194. Humans

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

195. Orbits shows as perfectly circular.

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

196. A complete lack of relativistic effects when traveling at or near light speed. Like, after the Enterprise's very first mission, everyone they ever knew on Earth should already have been dead for centuries.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

Planet of the Apes tho.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

197. Goddamn dirty apes

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

198. Female voice over the PA Speakers: Three. Two. One. Goodbye.
199. Weapons that need to be charged for a certain number of seconds or minutes. LEDs light up when it's ready for use.
200. A camera flash charging sound; usually directly before laz0r discharge or when some smallish spaceship or flying car is about to launch.

Øystein, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

201. Twist ending where the protagonist finds out he's a robot, or a clone, or some bullshit like that.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

199b. Ridiculously designed battleship which has to lower shields to fire weapons.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

202. Unexpected effects caused by time travel

Moodles, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

If the weapons could fire through the shields, those would be pretty bad shields.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

203. People are seamlessly able to fly spacecraft they've never seen or imagined before with no prior training

NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

Surely they can make one-directional shields in teh future.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

204. we've arrived on the planet..... it seems to be completely populated by women!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

205. Newly discovered life form intuitively interfaces with human technology to communicate with humans

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

if they could make one directional shields in the future, some wise guy would just flip the polarity on the weapons.
also:

206. reversing polarities makes a gadget do the opposite and saves the day.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link


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