In every sci-fi film ever

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143. In the book the main character is a middle-aged scientist, in the movie based on the book main character is a smart frat boy.

President Keyes, Monday, 7 January 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

144. Commonplace tech used daily in the movie's era still referred to by overly elaborate and unwieldy multi-word name, as if humans somehow lost the ability for contractions in the interim

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

145. Space battles failing to utilise all available directions, as if it's actually a sea battle.

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

146. Evil plans of evil futuristic corporations that make no business sense whatsoever (thinking of Moon here specifically).

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

147. Invading alien army use ground infantry.

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

148. Invading aliens are actually after Earth's water supply.

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

149. Even though everything takes place in the year 2093, people still wear Ugg boots and use computer interfaces akin to the monitor display on a Acorn BBC Micro.

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

150. Protagonist is posting to a message board which is just text - no avatars or… oh wait.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

151. Tense war room huddle around space map

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

152. Disgusting food served on long space trip

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

153. Human utopia is obviously worse than robot/alien dystopia

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

154. Progressive society in which racism and sexism have disappeared still strangely tolerant of using derogatory abuse for non-humans

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

155. Shocking discovery of dead aliens

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

156. Computer hacker takes mere seconds to break into highly secure system

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

157. Aliens all look the same and, no matter how advanced they are, have not yet got round to the concept of wearing clothes

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

156b. Access hinges around ridiculously obvious password written on a piece of paper in desk drawer.

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

158. Earth is called 'Terra' now.

159. All alien planets have one-world governments

President Keyes, Monday, 7 January 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

160. The more a spaceship resembles an abandoned rustbelt steel mill, the more likely things are to get ugly. This applies double if spaceship is crewed mainly by earthy blue collar types.

161a. (pre 2008) A black president
161b. (pre 2016) A female president
161c. (post 2016) A sensible republican president

Frederik B, Monday, 7 January 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

160. awkward attempt at creating a controversial situation that mimics IRL current events, cf waterboarding an alien or forcing amphibious creature that are imprisoned to wear orange jumpsuits and hoods.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

see also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZHG3pi9EDA

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

161. Alien races are culturally and religiously monolithic.
161b. Exceptions include conflicts between two classes that are opposite, such as the Let That Be Your Last Battlefield episode of the original Star Trek series

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't read the whole list, but ... doors that open with a scan of the eye/hand/thumbprint? Unhappy people with shaved heads? Interactive computers that respond to voice commands? Constant dull rumbling and the sound of water dripping in the background? The sound of things dramatically charging up (guns, machines, cars, etc.)?

162-167

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 January 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

168. the city/planet has weather controlled by one central computer, which goes haywire somehow (this is mainly in every 80s anime sci-fi)

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

169. pleather

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

corinthian pleather

mookieproof, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

170. Streamlined designs on spaceships that will never enter a planet's atmosphere.

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Monday, 7 January 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of 162-167 sound like the present!

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 7 January 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

171. Buildings with big fans on the top that are turning too slowly to be useful for anything.

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Monday, 7 January 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of 162-167 sound like the present!

The future is now!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 January 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

172. under-lighting through grated floors

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

people brushing their teeth

oh wait, that's just battlestar galactica

mookieproof, Monday, 7 January 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

173. character played by someone who was on Mad About You

NINO CARTER, Monday, 7 January 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Remnants of some long-dead precursor/progenitor galaxy-spanning alien who left tech and possibly a mystery behind for Our Hero to crack and whose imminent return after 20,000 - 10 million years will be in about 5 minutes.

This also qualifies for every sci-fi game ever.

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Monday, 7 January 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

174. Bad guy/science officer has British accent.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 January 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

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176. Oddly sterile living spaces.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 January 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

177. projectile weapons

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

178. actors doing stuff in front of greenscreens

Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 7 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

179. Aliens look just like us, except crinkle-cut

sktsh, Monday, 7 January 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

180. Jaded ship's doctor.

Theodora Celery, Monday, 7 January 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

181. boots built into trousers

das ist not einer 不必 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 January 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

182. one character is a smoker

mookieproof, Monday, 7 January 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

183. its the distant future or past but everyone speaks American English

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

184. vin diesel's robotic monotone performance kind of works for this movie
http://i.imgur.com/udP9f.png

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

185. shabby moth-eaten knitwear

silver pozole (clouds), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

186. Goo

Theodora Celery, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

187. Space cows

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 06:56 (eleven years ago) link

188. Animals from other planets just being named like our animals with the planet stuck on the front, e.g. "Rigellian Hippo"

sktsh, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 08:11 (eleven years ago) link

189. clones are people too, turns out (hint: it's YOU).

slugbuggy, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 08:51 (eleven years ago) link


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