In every sci-fi film ever

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126. Megacities with names like New Angeles or San Tokyo

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 January 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

127. The secret to defeating evil is...love

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 January 2013 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

128. People in spaceships listening to classical music

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 January 2013 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

129. No matter when or where it's set, past or present, inevitably someone will say "what the *hell* is that?" or "My GOD!" or maybe even "Jesus Christ...."

christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 6 January 2013 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

130. Alien physiology very accommodating to the human frame.

sunn o))) dude (Leee), Monday, 7 January 2013 01:34 (thirteen years ago)

131. Non-Earth place names use Dutch spelling.

sunn o))) dude (Leee), Monday, 7 January 2013 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

it's my goal to one day make a movie that combines all of these

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 7 January 2013 06:33 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

admittedly it might have to be a mini-series

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 7 January 2013 06:33 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sorry strongo, they made Babylon 5 15 years back.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 7 January 2013 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

i forgot to put "good" in there

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 7 January 2013 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

132. Surly Asian gangsters.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 7 January 2013 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

133. Weird LED sunglasses.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 7 January 2013 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

134. Secret decoded message turns out to be message sent by person reading it from the future

NINO CARTER, Monday, 7 January 2013 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

135. Planets with one consistent climate and environment covering their entire surfaces.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 7 January 2013 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

136. Terraforming

NINO CARTER, Monday, 7 January 2013 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

136a. Loomingly gothic and industrial terraforming equipment.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 7 January 2013 02:54 (thirteen years ago)

137. A character cites three historical examples, two of which are from real history, followed by a made-up one from our hypothetical future.

abanana, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

138. corded telephones

abanana, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

139a. Bafflingly ADHD-inducing GUI on large upright touchscreen computer terminal.
139b. Monochrome wireframe vector graphics on tiny CRT.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 7 January 2013 09:21 (thirteen years ago)

140. android/robot racism

ledge, Monday, 7 January 2013 09:28 (thirteen years ago)

137. A character cites three historical examples, two of which are from real history, followed by a made-up one from our hypothetical future.

― abanana, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:49 (5 hours ago) Permalink

^good one!

Classic example is the original Star Trek ep "Court Martial" where Kirk is on trial. His lawyer's closing statement goes on about human laws and rights throughout the ages: the Code of Hammurabi, the Magna Carta, the US constitution, the Martian declaration of independence and the "Statutes of Alpha 3"

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Monday, 7 January 2013 09:43 (thirteen years ago)

141. Ancient Astronauts

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Monday, 7 January 2013 09:43 (thirteen years ago)

142. Robots/aliens abandoning their own kind for the love of a human

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Monday, 7 January 2013 09:46 (thirteen years ago)

ok someone's already listed that

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Monday, 7 January 2013 09:50 (thirteen years ago)

95. interfacing with universe-inside-the-global-computer-network involves hurtling through black space/neon light ripped off from tron/early rave videos/starfox. (this may have peaked around 1999.)

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, January 6, 2013 6:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my favorite example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQeQvhp9ftg

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Monday, 7 January 2013 09:53 (thirteen years ago)

143. In the book the main character is a middle-aged scientist, in the movie based on the book main character is a smart frat boy.

President Keyes, Monday, 7 January 2013 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

144. Commonplace tech used daily in the movie's era still referred to by overly elaborate and unwieldy multi-word name, as if humans somehow lost the ability for contractions in the interim

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

145. Space battles failing to utilise all available directions, as if it's actually a sea battle.

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

146. Evil plans of evil futuristic corporations that make no business sense whatsoever (thinking of Moon here specifically).

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

147. Invading alien army use ground infantry.

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

148. Invading aliens are actually after Earth's water supply.

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

149. Even though everything takes place in the year 2093, people still wear Ugg boots and use computer interfaces akin to the monitor display on a Acorn BBC Micro.

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

150. Protagonist is posting to a message board which is just text - no avatars or… oh wait.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

151. Tense war room huddle around space map

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

152. Disgusting food served on long space trip

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

153. Human utopia is obviously worse than robot/alien dystopia

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

154. Progressive society in which racism and sexism have disappeared still strangely tolerant of using derogatory abuse for non-humans

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

155. Shocking discovery of dead aliens

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

156. Computer hacker takes mere seconds to break into highly secure system

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

157. Aliens all look the same and, no matter how advanced they are, have not yet got round to the concept of wearing clothes

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

156b. Access hinges around ridiculously obvious password written on a piece of paper in desk drawer.

Moodles, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

158. Earth is called 'Terra' now.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

159. All alien planets have one-world governments

President Keyes, Monday, 7 January 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

160. The more a spaceship resembles an abandoned rustbelt steel mill, the more likely things are to get ugly. This applies double if spaceship is crewed mainly by earthy blue collar types.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

161a. (pre 2008) A black president
161b. (pre 2016) A female president
161c. (post 2016) A sensible republican president

Frederik B, Monday, 7 January 2013 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

160. awkward attempt at creating a controversial situation that mimics IRL current events, cf waterboarding an alien or forcing amphibious creature that are imprisoned to wear orange jumpsuits and hoods.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

see also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZHG3pi9EDA

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

161. Alien races are culturally and religiously monolithic.
161b. Exceptions include conflicts between two classes that are opposite, such as the Let That Be Your Last Battlefield episode of the original Star Trek series

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't read the whole list, but ... doors that open with a scan of the eye/hand/thumbprint? Unhappy people with shaved heads? Interactive computers that respond to voice commands? Constant dull rumbling and the sound of water dripping in the background? The sound of things dramatically charging up (guns, machines, cars, etc.)?

162-167

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 January 2013 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

168. the city/planet has weather controlled by one central computer, which goes haywire somehow (this is mainly in every 80s anime sci-fi)

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

169. pleather

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

corinthian pleather

mookieproof, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:56 (thirteen years ago)


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