"I'm an office worker."
― s.clover, Friday, 4 January 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
"So, my old nemesis, we meet again! As I suspected, you survived our last encounter at Reichenbach Falls."
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 4 January 2013 03:53 (thirteen years ago)
"Tomorrow, we switch, and then we'll see how _you_ like it."
― s.clover, Friday, 4 January 2013 03:56 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/01/21/p465/130121_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 13:23 (thirteen years ago)
"Keep cool fellas, maybe they won't notice."
― s.clover, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:04 (thirteen years ago)
"Wait 'till he wakes up with that cop's head in his stall."
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:23 (thirteen years ago)
"Which one of you snitched, the cops suspect foal play"
― brownie, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
^ ha!
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
The horse is wearing a suit. It's not helping finding a punchline, tbqh
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
I was trying to work up a "uniform code of justice" line but it went nowhere.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:31 (thirteen years ago)
"Has my (Pizza/horse corollary) with (Pizza topping/cop) turned up yet?"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:36 (thirteen years ago)
That's a really, really confusing cartoon.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
is that supposed to be an "on-the-take" cop and horse? Did they just show up and the mobsters somehow don't notice?
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
THE COP IS UNDERCOVER EXCEPT IT'S A MOUNTED COP AND THE HORSE IS WEARING THE DISGUISE OK
― ledge, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
^ my caption
― ledge, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
so we're all in agreement, we'll kill the cop then we'll eat the horse
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:41 (thirteen years ago)
"Tony Knuckles you're the bag man, Handsome Sal is the driver, Long Face Sammy you keep an eye of out the cops"
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
"Hey, Jimmy, why don't you take Kissin George over here down to the glue factory and let him pick out something he likes."
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
"Yo, Captain Riker, why is it so bright in here? You could land a banjo on this Earth."
^ an homage to the inscrutability of the orig
― "Iron" (Will M.), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
"don't look now, but I'm pretty sure that police horse thinks he's a centaur."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
Head Mobster: "I'm going to tell you guys for the last time. Don't deal in horse, it always causes trouble with the cops."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
'We don't have a snitch fellers. I checked the word on the street, and it just turned out to be a pile of crap.'
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:33 (thirteen years ago)
― ledge, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I thought the horse was wearing a badge. I guess it's a carnation or something?
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:34 (thirteen years ago)
or a handkerchief
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
a handkerchief of police
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
(mounted division)
"Don't look now, but we're about to be abducted by a flying saucer. Adamski was right. They do look like light fittings."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
a handkerchief could make sense, maybe the horse has hay fever
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
"Here's the plan. Tony Horseface is gonna go around back and cover the exit. Johnny Fourlegs will wait out front"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
"Horse Cop? Seriously? Let me guess, this cartoon was thought up by a 5 year old."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
undercover clop(Maria logged in as Scott)
― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
"we all got to stick with the plan. We don't need any neigh-sayers"
― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
"The contract's a done deal, we even got the rider"
― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
"I think we've been tailed."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
"I think the police might be on to Legs, but don't worry - he has a cousin that works at the track"
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
We won't let the cops run roughshod over us.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
"If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."
― Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
"Larry was almost in there with the Chinese mob, but his poor canter knees let him down"
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)
haha, nice one maria!
― Z S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)
"Rats, pigs, stool pigeons; this I get. What the hell do you mean by saying Sugarcube Johnson is a horse?"
― Øystein, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:55 (thirteen years ago)
Surely we can work in some of these? http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2013/jan/16/horsemeat-burgers-best-worst-jokes
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)
"He's a standup guy, but the cops have been on his back lately"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
"Watch your backs fellers, they say this new FBI guy is real good. His name? J Edgar Hoofer"
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
"ah pauly longface - didn't recognise you with your torso attached and that cop on your back."
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)
"Be on the lookout for funny business -- we got a tip that the fuzz is gonna try a trojan horse operation on us"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:28 (thirteen years ago)
"Smart play moving our operation into Central Park, Pauly."
― goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:28 (thirteen years ago)
"They're onto us. Good thing we're almost halfway to Canada."
― Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
"I just don't get it - every time we move, the cops beat us by a nose"
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:44 (thirteen years ago)
"What an implausible situation!"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:45 (thirteen years ago)