Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

‘Tweet something like that and then you see the nicer side of Twitter. The minority always ruin it for genuinely decent people.’

He then followed up with a picture of his trophy cabinet that includes European Player of the Year trophy, a Premier League medal, a FA Cup winners medal as well as three League Cup winners medals along with the Tweet: ‘Oh, and just to remind the trolls with a short memory out there.’

That then prompted his former team-mate Didi Hamman to reply: ‘Hahaha nice one mukka.’

hamann the beria to owen's stalin

what kind of stupid cunt thinks that decent people are in the majority ffs

In fairness that guy's missus *is* quite sexy and it's cute when he meets his kids in the park midway through. Nice touch how it finishes up at a gig with all the atmosphere of the Emirates too

Plus it is quite catchy and they all look rather jolly. Might be time to switch allegiances.

I've had it playing in my head all day. Seems like a nice guy too - he might break that Chelsea mug, but you know he'll've cleared it up afterwards. I mean I like You'll Never Walk Alone and all, but you might be on to something there.

In other news, Chelsea have ponied up for Ba, and Harry says you'd need to be a real dope to fail at Chelsea. No word on what failing at QPR makes you.

par

That's 'Arry taking a shot at AVB surely?

could be read as a dig at rafa, avb, a reminder that arry's doin alright considering relative assets, standard arry groundwork in general tbh

avb has had a nice little dig himself the past few weeks, pointing out that we're doing ok now, but the trick is not to completely fuck it up from here until may like previous manager

'Arry's also talking up the prospect of Joe Cole to QPR, clearly the sort of man you want around in a relegation dogfight.

Daniel Sturridge has gone to Liverpool.

mail reporting cole's going back to west ham

benayoun probably been telling him what a footballing paradise it is

carroll, cole, i'm starting to like big sam.

Sturridge told Liverpool's website: "I am humbled and happy to be here. Brendan Rodgers said he sees me here for a long time, and I also see myself here for a long time. I've not signed here to play for a couple of years and then move on.

"I've signed to be here for as long as possible. It's a humongous club – for me, one of the biggest in the world – and to have the fans and world-class players we have here is amazing."

Good start on two counts, website subs young man

He then followed up with a picture of his trophy cabinet that includes European Player of the Year trophy, a Premier League medal, a FA Cup winners medal as well as three League Cup winners medals along with the Tweet: ‘Oh, and just to remind the trolls with a short memory out there.’

a solid thirty seconds of thinking "when did michael owen win the premier league?"

really need a player to sign to lfc and acknowledge 'we're not great at the moment and it's very likely that my time here will be marked by failure and disappointment, also our fans are shit and the club isn't all that'

could say the same about any club, tbf, i'd just like to see it happen- did someone do this p recently?

hodgson iirc

It's going to be a rerun of Arbroath v Bon Accord at Stamford Bridge tonight, I fear.

(just caught up on motd)

This butter-fingered self-conscious Polish clown at Saints shares a name with a keeper I remember being a solid regular match winner :(

he was fine apart from those 2 early slips, not that arsenal gave him much to do. def had krazy keeper eyes tho.

Is there any chance of Sturridge playing tonight?

apparently not. FA Cup is the soonest he can play

I know I shouldn't, but I'm starting to get excited about him signing. Wrapping it up fast is good in any event, as is 'undisclosed fee' - was worried it was going to be £12m.

what if it's £30m

it's okay cos nobody will know

It'll still look like value after the last couple of years, everybody's happy.

unless Studge decides to sulk and clown his way to infamy, obv

so good that we've got a song to the tune of jesus christ superstar. winning 2-0 aint bad either.

'cking hell. Bainesinho

MOTD presenter Gary Lineker

On Twitter: "Suarez stays on his feet when he was clearly fouled and goes on to score. They'll be calling him honesto Luis next."

seriously lads, he's absolutely cunted it and no mistake

nae cunts watching chelsea qpr?

oof yes

http://cadfael.tv/image/src/1357159502878.gif

Sessegnon. Was he ever any good?

http://cadfael.tv/image/src/1357159502878.gif

guess that gif was being simultaneously posted to every football forum worldwide, hence the initial failure

deserves the double post tbh. If they had animated football stickers bitd, that'd be one I'd keep an extra of

Suarez with a lovely route one goal that looks like complete shit in comparison

Suarez is just fucking terrifying at the moment. There's no way we can keep him, is there?

you used to be able to get animated flip books. I had one of a young Giggs scoring against QPR

a hated uncle bought me a full-length one of a Wimbledon v Coventry 0-0 from 1991

The worst thing is it was about a foot thick and on really thin paper; there was absolutely no way you could get it to animate properly, and even when you did manage it rigor mortis would set in before the first half was through.

probably be worth millions now

I know, but it burnt down before the Abramovich/MK Dons boom years. All I managed to save was a short sequence of Peter Atherton wincing after a hoofed clearance.

rafa out

Rafa must stay

always loved Shauny the wee tike

Fuck you QPR and everyone at the club, and a fucking miserable new year to you all.

― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Monday, December 31, 2012 3:53 PM (2 days ago)

torres had a good chance at about an hour that he hit straight at cesar