Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

clearly hit his knee

Reckon that card was harsh actually, Gardner knew what he was doing. There's no way we're not conceding in the last 10mins this time.

mignolet save there was fantastic

is there a purer delight in this life than roffling at a unjust bale booking

Kagawa's back today. Yay

Mignolet was very good for most of today. Sunderland give the ball away in midfield a ridiculous amount.

Blimey if Everton can beat Chelsea tomorrow we might go into 2013 in third.

Queen's Park 0-0 Rangers

That's beautiful. Can this happen with any other combination of teams?

Hmmmm....maybe if Stalybridge played Celtic, but that's not really in the same league.

Are Queens Park the ones that play at Hampden Park to a couple of hundred people? I assume away fans outnumbered home fans 100 to 1 if so.

That's the ones. Your dear leader is an alumni of both clubs iirc.

Kevin Friend clearly feels sorry for Villa, two penalties for Wigan in five minutes ignored

Southampton v Peterborough makes St Petersburg, if you forget about the Zenit bit

bloody hell this is p much as bad as it gets for qpr

oh who am i kidding anyway :/

just put villa wigan on

lol joe bennett

It'll get a lot worse tomorrow #relegationbantzle

(am I doing that right?)

meh everyone seems to think we'll win so now my hope is extinguished

I like how when the BBC feed publishes tweets they leave the typos in but add in moron-proofing descriptors for anybody mentioned

i can't get used to lichaj not being a nippy south korean wingback

I like West Midlands Premier League football club Aston Villa but I worry that inexperienced lower league players like Aston Villa defender Joe Bennett won't be good enough to keep them in professional football league the Premier League

enjoying the small crumb of lol that whoever vanquishes liverpool immediately gets gubbed next game

"good team stoke you know, good team, fair play"

hahaha matt lowton now

this truly is a fb partnership for the ages

Trololol Nasri red carded. Not a great decision, but might get a point off this now!

Stoke defensive duo Andy Wilkinson and Robert Huth leap, all eyes on the ball, straight into each other. It's a clash of heads. Both need treatment, and both now wear matching bandaged headgear as they are told to leave the pitch. Huth has to change his shirt and shorts - he's got blood on both.

i've always kinda hated VIlla, but this is just sad.

We really are doomed, aren't we?

i don't know, i can see Lambert turning it around enough to stay up, just two weeks ago they seemed to be coming into their own.

reminding me a fair bit of the middlesbrough side that southgate took down

It is all going off at the Britannia. The home side are reduced to 10 men when Steven N'Zonzi, who was clearly unhappy following an early challenge by Jack Cork, goes in very, very late on the Saints man right in front of referee Mark Clattenburg, who shows a straight red.

Are Norwich ever going to equalise or just keep scoring and then conceding again?

Sadly, I doubt it. But what a game this is. Martin on for a hat-trick...

Wendy in Cambridge on text via 81111: "These must surely be manager Paul Lambert's last few hours at Villa... Could former Chelsea boss Roberto Di Matteo be the man to galvanise them? Would he even fancy it?"

can't decide if wendy is fake or terrifyingly real

probably just nult in his wife's sunday frock

http://www.sb-p.co.uk/staff-directory/wendy-mcnulty

GET INVOLVED

Eddie in Canterbury on text via 81111: "When are people going to realise it's not manager Paul Lambert, it's the clubs owners who are at fault at Villa!"

just been on villatalk and that actually is the ruling pov

alan pardew has just shaken hands with gunnersaurus

Things probably not quite as bleak as they seem right now. But fuck me it's difficult to stay level-headed about Villa atm.

no spine. no shape. only interested in playing when they're 2-0 down. thats fulham.

Feel like there are twenty bad teams in the league this year, only one of them keeps winning

jesus wait til u see the cameron jerome goal

not on 101greatgoals annoyingly

ive been watching fitba all day, only sustenance from soda bread and bourbon

right now i am trying to calculate the average height of this arsenal team, from memory, cuz i think they might be the shortest epl xi yet field

ok x then if u consider outfield only

feo offside maybe

i dont like the way they cut to thierry henry immediately afterwards, very crude and didactic

probably around 5'9 & 1/2 id guess

Critiquing the editing on a live football feed, what is this?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lwmR380wmk0/T-ANW-ms4vI/AAAAAAAAAa4/mnQFSVyepFg/s1600/Screen+shot+2012-06-18+at+10.25.20+PM.png

what a goal

ah, what a deflection I mean