Europe a serious possibility for QPR.
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 28 December 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
"A wee little club in the North East" is the kind of zing you should only wheel out in the event that Newcastle are above you in the league or genuinely challenging for the title. Throwing it away in such circumstances devalues us all.
@BettyBearfoot Genuinely having the funniest twitter convo with @wonderbondland #Bantasauras #ArchbishopOfBanterbury #PrayingBantis #Bantman #BantanamoBay
I can well believe it!
― Matt DC, Friday, 28 December 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)
No Tweet results for #seppbanter
― Matt DC, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
No Tweet results for #michelbantini
That's slipping.
― Matt DC, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
Man Utd have only conceded three goals all season in Lawroworld.
― Michael Jones, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)
matt plz autoreplace 'banter' with 'cunter' ty
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
No Tweet results for #banterburytales.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
lol MJ, well spotted
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)
lawro's just an oliver twist #d'bantz
― r|t|c, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
#mariobantertelli
― Matt DC, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
enough with the hashtags
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
dost thou bandy looks with me, thou base football-player
#classicbandys
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)
sitter missed by adebayor
useless defending, worse finishing.
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)
the only football i've watched over the holidays so far has involved spurs.
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)
they seem to be the only team on tv
― Number None, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)
yah and i missed the last MOTD
lloris unlucky there
o'shea, 1-0
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)
aargh how the fuck can sunderland be putting a run together ffs they are SO BAD i hate this fucking league
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)
right ok seen the highlights now
~ spurs ~
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)
Queen's Park 0-0 Rangers
found this on the sidebar mighty confusing for a second there
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)
now he's a dick
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:51 (thirteen years ago)
proper 50p head business there
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)
hat tip to the former player of the year for a helpful o.g.
ahfuckit xp
― Sounds like something Maria Carey would of rejected (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:48 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah i feel like should buy a cupcake or something for this special occasion
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)
spurs have been scoring some *lovely* goals of late, all 4 vs villa, now this
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)
How did Lennon get to that first? Impressive. Looks like I've joined the game at the right time.
― CraigG, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)
lennon's in my fantasy team, but then so is cuellar
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)
Swings and roundabantz
― CraigG, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)
[harrumphs, cuts long avb indictment from message box, pastes into notepad, leaves window open without saving]
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)
did u see colback there
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
holy shit @ all of that
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
defoe didn't need to take a touch there did he?
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)
now ade is back it's only a matter of time before defoe regresses to his mean
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)
quinn talks about campbell as if he is a horse
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)
I'm not sure Defoe has scored this season while Adebayor has been on the pitch.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)
not sure adebayor has scored this season while adebayor has been on the pitch
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)
arsenal away excepted
ho ho bale booked for diving AGAIN
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)
Deserved that card imo.
― boxall, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)
clearly hit his knee
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)
Reckon that card was harsh actually, Gardner knew what he was doing. There's no way we're not conceding in the last 10mins this time.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)
mignolet save there was fantastic
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)
is there a purer delight in this life than roffling at a unjust bale booking
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)
Kagawa's back today. Yay
― Number None, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)
Mignolet was very good for most of today. Sunderland give the ball away in midfield a ridiculous amount.
Blimey if Everton can beat Chelsea tomorrow we might go into 2013 in third.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)
That's beautiful. Can this happen with any other combination of teams?
― A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
Hmmmm....maybe if Stalybridge played Celtic, but that's not really in the same league.
Are Queens Park the ones that play at Hampden Park to a couple of hundred people? I assume away fans outnumbered home fans 100 to 1 if so.
― A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)
That's the ones. Your dear leader is an alumni of both clubs iirc.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 29 December 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)
Kevin Friend clearly feels sorry for Villa, two penalties for Wigan in five minutes ignored
― Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 29 December 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)