"Alan Pardew is the worst for haranguing referees. His whole staff [do it] every game," Ferguson said.
This is like what a 9-year-old would do.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 28 December 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)
nbs can you give #0 the laptop back plz
― r|t|c, Friday, 28 December 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)
still the master
― Number None, Friday, 28 December 2012 14:43 (1 minute ago) Bookmark
this is what i'm saying though, he's not this time, it's just some sloppy shit
― r|t|c, Friday, 28 December 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)
not least cos the story is practically dead and would die if he shut it
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 28 December 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)
He does seem to be playing it a little loose this festive season tbf. The entire Newcastle coaching staff were haranguing the ref when Anita got injured but no one is getting all indignant about that.
― Number None, Friday, 28 December 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
hart has been v.ropey this season tho #shart #topbantz #banterweight #bantmetilIfart
― (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃ (cozen), Friday, 28 December 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)
Mancini should buy Begovic in January and bench Hart. Should go over well with the press.
― pandemic, Friday, 28 December 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
Love watching Hart fail #eplbantz #ladgadget
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 28 December 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI0gk2KJeho
― r|t|c, Friday, 28 December 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
actually a terrifying lot of #bantersaurusrex tweets
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 28 December 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
not just from my own account I mean
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 28 December 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
managed to singlehandedly get #bantersaurusrex trending one day
― (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃ (cozen), Friday, 28 December 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
"The press have had a field day out of it. They have addressed every possible avenue. The only one they have left out is Barack Obama. He is too busy."
o ok.
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 28 December 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20790042
cheers lawro nice one
― r|t|c, Friday, 28 December 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
Bloody hell somebody takes that seriously, there's a lawroworld table and everything
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 28 December 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
Europe a serious possibility for QPR.
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 28 December 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
"A wee little club in the North East" is the kind of zing you should only wheel out in the event that Newcastle are above you in the league or genuinely challenging for the title. Throwing it away in such circumstances devalues us all.
@BettyBearfoot Genuinely having the funniest twitter convo with @wonderbondland #Bantasauras #ArchbishopOfBanterbury #PrayingBantis #Bantman #BantanamoBay
I can well believe it!
― Matt DC, Friday, 28 December 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)
No Tweet results for #seppbanter
― Matt DC, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
No Tweet results for #michelbantini
That's slipping.
― Matt DC, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
Man Utd have only conceded three goals all season in Lawroworld.
― Michael Jones, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)
matt plz autoreplace 'banter' with 'cunter' ty
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
No Tweet results for #banterburytales.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
lol MJ, well spotted
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)
lawro's just an oliver twist #d'bantz
― r|t|c, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
#mariobantertelli
― Matt DC, Friday, 28 December 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
enough with the hashtags
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
dost thou bandy looks with me, thou base football-player
#classicbandys
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)
sitter missed by adebayor
useless defending, worse finishing.
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)
the only football i've watched over the holidays so far has involved spurs.
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)
they seem to be the only team on tv
― Number None, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)
yah and i missed the last MOTD
lloris unlucky there
o'shea, 1-0
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)
aargh how the fuck can sunderland be putting a run together ffs they are SO BAD i hate this fucking league
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)
right ok seen the highlights now
~ spurs ~
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)
Queen's Park 0-0 Rangers
found this on the sidebar mighty confusing for a second there
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)
now he's a dick
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:51 (thirteen years ago)
proper 50p head business there
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)
hat tip to the former player of the year for a helpful o.g.
ahfuckit xp
― Sounds like something Maria Carey would of rejected (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:48 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah i feel like should buy a cupcake or something for this special occasion
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)
spurs have been scoring some *lovely* goals of late, all 4 vs villa, now this
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)
How did Lennon get to that first? Impressive. Looks like I've joined the game at the right time.
― CraigG, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)
lennon's in my fantasy team, but then so is cuellar
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)
Swings and roundabantz
― CraigG, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)
[harrumphs, cuts long avb indictment from message box, pastes into notepad, leaves window open without saving]
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)
did u see colback there
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
holy shit @ all of that
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
defoe didn't need to take a touch there did he?
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)
now ade is back it's only a matter of time before defoe regresses to his mean
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)
quinn talks about campbell as if he is a horse
― pandemic, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)