"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

Think my mate's girlfriend may have just won the award for most banal status update of the year... drumroll... Ladies and gentlemen I give you "Waiting for bus".

Have mercy!

Fun game: if you keep refreshing Facebook it makes it seem like your status bar is interrogating you. "Hows it going? "What's going on?" "Whats happening?" I don't know! Stop asking my questions! I have no information!

The worst of those is "How are you feeling?". As empty as you, blank space. ;_;

Wonder what they're up to today http://live.theverge.com/facebook-see-what-were-building-event/

#pr0tip: if you ever want to make an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT via status update, DO NOT change your profile photo two minutes before doing so-- everyone will get the photo in their feed and that status update will get buried.

aloha chicago

Lucky I've never seen an important status update ever

Wonder what they're up to today http://live.theverge.com/facebook-see-what-were-building-event/

― stet, Tuesday, January 15, 2013 10:04 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looks like some cool tech that still depends on people using their shitty product

graph search or search graph or some shit

Don't know if this is the right thread to air my suspicions, but... I don't think my friend Neil really does 'Like Wonga.com' at all.

http://live.theverge.com/facebook-see-what-were-building-event/

9:44:10 AM PST
If you're looking for motivational posters, Facebook has you covered.

http://d35lb3dl296zwu.cloudfront.net/uploads/photo/image/9720/facebook-verge-1377.jpg

http://arstechnica.com/business/2013/01/on-facebook-users-can-no-longer-hide-from-search-results/

In the wake of its “graph search” announcement, Facebook removed the ability for users to opt out of appearing in search results on the site <...> Facebook retired the ability to hide profiles from search results in December 2012

people who are concerned about privacy but still use facebook in 2013 deserve everything they get

What does "Do you want other search engines to link to your Timeline" do then?

nfi

apart from allowing other search engines to link to your timeline

I think I've done pretty good keeping my birthday, my home address, my government name off of there.

But then I wonder if Facebook's algorithms are advanced enough to catch that on a certain day last fall, everyone wished me a happy birthday. That my IP always comes back to this neighborhood. That once, an old buddy of mine used my government name in a reply. Could it tie all that information together?

most definitely

when netflix released its 'anonymous' rental data, people were able to track 'anonymous' account numbers back to specific people

really, there's no hiding for you, new god.

Could it tie all that information together?

there is not a 'yes' big enough to sufficiently answer this question

i've not had a fb account in ~3 years, but 'er indoors uses it and references me as her husband, so i just assume i'm being scraped at bone marrow level

Meh I'm more worried about the shit I blathered on Usenet years ago that can never be deleted even if I wanted to, and didnt think to hide who I was, than nowdays.

'that black crowes song is futureproof'

All this shit I've written on ilx. Do we even have a privacy policy?

http://www.ilxor.com/privacy.html

Hah, mostly sarcastic, but thanks, stet.

totes stalking you now mh

o_O

i have mh's postal address, if anyone wants me to post it, just let me know

I'm almost sure he once posted a google street view of his house.

I have gr80's... ah shit he's moving

Here's my house, btw: http://goo.gl/maps/LKQOY

*bows* very good, sir

Not related to FB, but w/r/t phones with check-in features or "allow location services" for apps:

When Mrs. Broccoli and I were on a long drive, we had a guess about how we thought google maps traffic function worked.

All I can say is that we both felt very, very naive after we learned the truth.

aliens?

russians?

Number of people using Google Maps in an area, compensate for the number of people who typically are using Maps out of average traffic, tada... traffic!

NFI what I was on about with that last post hahaha holy shit I was drunk.

hi trayce

This is everywhere today http://actualfacebookgraphsearches.tumblr.com/

Anybody else get notice about this class action? http://www.fraleyfacebooksettlement.com/

yes I got a spammy email abt it

It's real but doesn't pay out if too many people opt in.

I deactivated and reactivated my account three times last friday and now most people can see my site but a lot of close friends cant. I sent Facebook an email but they're not great at getting back. Any tips on how get it back running properly again? I dont want to have to delete my account.

O my God socialfixer is one cool add-on. Just the hiding of posts is worth the price of admission (0.0¢)

http://i.imgur.com/PVCIjV4.png

http://i.imgur.com/KP3EmuA.png

http://i.imgur.com/vTZEatt.png

No "Send it a Starbucks birthday present"? FOR SHAME, STARBUCKS.