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okay, i'm going to bed. remind me to tell you how it goes tomorrow.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:37 (twenty years ago) link

I'm reminding you...

― ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 06:56 (twenty years ago) link

UPDATE

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:29 (twenty years ago) link

He has to wake up first!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:30 (twenty years ago) link

Btw Jess, you must provide a picture of this girl. Stalk if necessary.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:30 (twenty years ago) link

oh he's awake.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

Also, why was I not aware of this "Monique Powell" before this thread?!

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:33 (twenty years ago) link

(I guess it could have been because I didn't listen to ska. Wekkm exceot for that one time in high school when I was in a ska band, but who wasn't really.)

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

my ska band was called A Man'skatta Eat

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

which is only marginally better than Oiblivion

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

Mine was called Skatological. Oh wait, I only wish it was. It was actually Jumpin' Jupiter.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

Judy Jetson and the Robotic Buttplugs

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:43 (twenty years ago) link

i think i remember Save Ferris from the Warped Tour in like 98 or something

if that ass was bangin', it was too far away to see for sure.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:47 (twenty years ago) link

Jess, I was gonna go on ILE break this week, but y'know what? I'm gonna lurk for a week instead because YOU'RE MY FUCKING HERO. Go get her.

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

This is way better than most soap operas.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

today I hope Strongo serenades her with Prince's "the most beautiful girl in the world" (but I'd advise against gett off at this stage)

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

I thought it would be something by Outkast.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

"The Most Beautiful Girl In The World" as sung by Andre.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

Well if he's gone soap opera for reals, all he has to do is squint and let the piano chords of manly lust do all the talking.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

I thought it would be something by Outkast.

Jess singing OutKast? Did I miss him changing his mind?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

I was just being mean.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

That's what I do, you know.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

"You know, the other day I heard this song and thought of you..." *plays "We Luv Deez Hoez"*

"Oh... OH JESS!" *cue rumpy-pumpy*

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sure Dan speaks from the voice of experience here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago) link

Jess, please come back & same your thread.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

It won't be the same.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

Perhaps Strongo is exploding forth from his trousers even now.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago) link

Rocket from the crypt.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago) link

she wasnt there today. bah.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

There's always tomorrow.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

given what's going on over at gear's, it's probably for the best.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

please, like i even read any of ilx anymore, other than this thread.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

You really should, in this case.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

there's buttplay and everything.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

how many times have i heard THAT before and ended up disappointed?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

well, you should catch up on it, at least until the delightful scent of santorum wafts its way over to this thread, too.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

which it certainly will.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

I smelled buttsex in my flat in Italy when my roommate was buggering his boyfriend and I came home early. I agree, it's like nothing else I've ever smelled.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

me and my sister used to share this car and one time my friend and I smelled something afoul. It smelled of buttsex and was emanating from the headrest on passenger seat. The headrest?!!? My sister must've been pegging Mary Lou Retton.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

Jess, I seriously hope you have visited the Gear thread by now. In fact I will now catch up on the last 250 messages posted to confirm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

ALRIGHT, PONY UP THE PR0NAGE, JACKO CHANNINGTON

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

my life sure has taken some odd turns of late

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

Jerko Witholdington

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

hey you all have GEAR now to entertain you. fickle cunts.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

I need so much

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

aww he's pouting

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

and the "original cast" of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy isn't cutting it

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

x-post

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

i dont need you people anymore any damn way

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

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