Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

mido has played more club games for spurs than for any other team, the fuckin clown.

He averages about 20 games per club, if i've got the sums right

Is there anyone like him?

the belgian ebony shoe is an award given to the league's best african player each year

Mido was really good for us actually, when he was on loan at least. Then we signed him properly and he went to shit. Reminds me of someone.

berbatov spelled end for him, but he wasn't bad for us at all- easily in our top ten forwards of the decade, say, and sold for a lolprofit.

But his career is fuckin bonkers

independently wealthy and all

yeah i wonder how much that has to do with his casual attitude towards continued employment

Dioufy is probably the closest thing, extended stint at Bolton notwithstanding.

one of the passes of the season from Toure just now

they're killin em

here's one for Ronan

89 min: City are running down the clock in enemy territory. Silva whips a free kick into the area from the right. Newcastle bundle it out for a corner, which Krul claims easily. "I owe Peter Capaldi, or at least Malcolm Tucker, a huge debt of thanks," admits Dan Lucas. "Writing music reviews for an American magazine is far easier when you can use Tuckerisms such as 'as much use as a marzipan dildo' to put down a particularly bad record. Actually I say debt of thanks; it's probably more like a debt of money, isn't it?"

United could easily be 4 or 5-0 at this stage

Villa!

There's against the run of play, and then there's being bossed all over the field; that strike was like a bolt of lightning out of the blue.

2-0! There's a chance Villa might get a point out of this.

bah

SON OF LIMOND

?

phil jones looking like patrick viera

which 2nd half to watch? a sick part of me is drawn to QPR fulham...

Argh! 0-2?! We've got a top two spot to secure ffs

Fucking hell

That's the worst mazy solo goal since Saeed al-Owairan's day in the sun

Yes!

i'm getting my kit on

Flee while there's still time

bloody hell liverpool sort it out

QPR 1 up now, it's all going wrong at the bottom

The remainder of this match will be a seminar on how Liverpool are not Man Utd

Henderson coming on. I like the thinking - him, Cole and Downing can be blamed for this.

Not getting a single break today, this is painful. Every shout and deflection is going the wrong way.

wow - beautiful from taarabt there

close to tears here

lol. i'll tell you what though, fulham are some bullshit. jol out.

never in doubt

oh christ no no no no please

How come Villa go 2-0 up over Utd and we can anticipate the 2-3 in complete confidence; but they do it against Liverpool and you get this staunch, clinical, resolute shit instead?

FULL.

TIME.

*exhales entire soul*

Fellaini executing a proper headbutt on Shawcross; my admiration for the guy grows and grows.

I expected a draw based on the 2-0 lead, but Liverpool let them score a third so Villa had enough of a cushion. If it was only 2 Villa would have collapsed after the Gerrard deflection, as they have so many times in the past.

at least marine won

guyz i'm drunk but lol

Between Brendan and Arsène it's fair to say hubris has had better weeks

http://www.cadfael.tv/image/src/1355586211409.gif

this was better

http://www.lelcomedygold.com/img/cleverly.gif

http://media.lockerdome.com/uploads/2963dd7916f11eef428bc1997e37d049_large

tbf it's possible he just stroked shawx's face with his hair

That's beautiful.

came here to post that last gif

Ech, I was looking forward to slotting in two points behind Arsenal, I could've lived with that.
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, November 25, 2012 3:25 PM (6 days ago)

Hm, we've lost since I wrote that and now here we are two points and one place behind, and still in the bottom half. I should probably reassess who I want in our sights.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 19:57

Look on the bright side: just three points behind Allardyce's West Ham now and effectively a point and a half ahead of Norwich when you take into account how bad their goal difference is.
― all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 25 November 2012 15:41

Still keeping West Ham in your sights, but Norwich could close the gap tomorrow - maybe keep an eye on them for now
― all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 1 December 2012 20:20

Big bully.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 21:11

Meh - Norwich five places ahead now. Maybe forget about them. If Swansea lose at Spurs tomorrow, they'll still be within range.

I accept it was a bad result, but it was Villa, you well know you can't give Villa a sniff. And you heard the man, this is about pacing ourselves for the top two. Still two points behind Arsenal anyway.

if lfc are slowly building, what have they built since august