My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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yes he did! he auctioned off a lot of his belongings including "tits" and several gold toilet roll holders and stuff like that. GREAT story.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the cut of the shorts is such that in order to look at all presentable and not too-explicit in them (remember, they're handling food), you have to be pretty damn slim and athletic. Thus somewhat lowering the busty-pool.
-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), October 22nd, 2004 1:36 PM. (nabisco) (link)

You have not been to the Hollywood Hooters then.

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

As previously reported, Prince Jefri -- brother of the sultan of Brunei, an oil-rich country on the northern coast of Borneo -- has had his allowance cut by the sultan to only $300,000 a month, a punishment because Jefri had been wasting so much of the family's money. Jefri allegedly blew $15 billion in his role as the country's finance minister. Now, Jefri's vast collection of consumer goods -- some 10,000 items, including hundreds of cars, 17 airplanes and several yachts -- has been sold at auction for a total of merely $7.8 million. Among the items to go were Jefri's favored yacht, which he had named "Tits," with its twin dinghies named "Nipple 1" and "Nipple 2." Until two years ago, the sultan was the world's richest man, but his fortune is believed to have shrunk to about $10 billion.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank goodness that wealth is not exclusively confined to those without a sense of humour.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

only $300,000 a month! poor guy!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

haha but this story is funnier if he picked that name for non-funny reasons!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know how funny he meant it to be. Guy sounds like an asshole.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I came to bury Prince Jefri, not to praise him!

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Nipple 1 and Nipple 2! I thought the "Tits" part was stupid, but that totally redeems it. (I so want to party with this dude.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

How do 17 airplanes etc add up to only $7.8 million?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

gear wins everything ever

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post They don't, obv. Sold at auction for rock-bottom prices.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

we shd have got one for ilx!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone care to guess what he called the planes?...

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Fallopian Tube 1 through 17

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

mulva

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Ejaculates 1-17?

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

nipples 3-19

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

cockrocket9000, cockrocket9001

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

he was in earnest ppl!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Nipples 3:19" sounds like a lost Bible chapter:verse.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post They don't, obv. Sold at auction for rock-bottom prices.

Still that seems exceedingly low. I mean a rock-bottom Cessna is what, $100K? And somehow I'd guess that they're nicer.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine standing in the marina and wtahcing "Tits" sail proudly into port, the prince reclining on the deck, lazily picking his bellybutton fluff with a custom made diamond instrument.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

People were bringing boobies
to Jesus to have him touch them,
but the disciples rebuked them.
When Jesus saw this,
he was indignant.
He said to them,
"Let the little nipples come to me,
and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of Breasteses
belongs to such as these.
I tell you the truth,
anyone who will not receive
the nipples of the hooters
like a little child
will never come on them."

And he took the nipples
in his hands, put his lips on them
and blessed them.

Titties 10:13-16

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

RIP Biggie, you were the best

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, I kiss you.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This is totally weird but I don't think I'm in the proper emotional state to keep reading about breasts. It's making me really antsy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god and now Luna and Je4nne are making out.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

woo hoo!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I would refer you to the horny commiseration thread, but it just makes things worse.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't mind me, everyone, keep going.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well in case any of you were actually interested in my sister's goings on.

http://www.columbia.edu/~alk2102/images/shera.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Sunday, 24 October 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Aoogah!

http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/cartoons/cartoon05.gif

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 24 October 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

What the...?

A Wonder Woman Valkyrie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 24 October 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

check the filename, my dear sir, and all will be revealed

altho, you may be closer than you think

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 October 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Shera? Is she some Indian dude?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 24 October 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.vegalleries.com/filmationopc/49he3.jpg

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 October 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

my best friend from jr high and highschool's name is Shera (share-uh), but i think it's some egyptian goddess. her dad was really into that stuff. her older sister's name is merit (also a godess name?)

― JaXoN (JasonD), Sunday, 24 October 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend works at Hooters as a cook. His brother used to be the manager.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 October 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

She-Ra, Princess of Power, He-Man's twin sister, you dorks from hell.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 October 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought they were cousins.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 24 October 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

No, they were twins. There was one comic called Twins of Power.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 October 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard, that they are making a new he-man movie, last night.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 24 October 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, that's what my sister was doing, last night. She was taking part, in the filming, of the new He-Man epic, as his sister.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v164/GAYZ0RD/He-Man3.gif

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

that looks like a party, that I went to, once.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Last night, she got set up on a date with Drew Henson by her friend, who only has one nipple after a mysterious elementary school girlfight resulted in it being bitten off. She continued the long standing family tradition of blowing off professional athletes though, so sadly the story ends here.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

A Christmas story to warm the heart.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Who only has one nipple, the friend or this Drew Hanson character?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The friend. I'm sorry, that was kind of confusing.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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