my mum works at a sonar word in a maternity hospital. when she scans people who don't want to know what sex there child is (to be), she tells the ultrasonographer that it is either a 'hot dog' or a 'hamburger'.
hell! that's an unbreakable code!
― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:29 (twenty years ago) link
The thing is mostly just ugly to look at -- it's a little painful, but not so that I have any trouble wearing shoes or walking -- but if I kick the growth against a door while barefoot, I see stars and curse loudly. I thought it was a wart, my GP tought it was a tumor, my dermatologist says it's a tumor with a wart growing out of it. So I'm like Bob Marley crossed with Lemmy.
x-post: haha, Robbie!
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:38 (twenty years ago) link
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― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:47 (twenty years ago) link
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― The Governator (gygax!), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:20 (twenty years ago) link
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― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:24 (twenty years ago) link
"There were complications during the procedure" = "we fucked up the surgery".
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:25 (twenty years ago) link
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― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link
More like a horsefly bite.
― Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link
"you'll feel a pinch" = "it'll hurt like hell, but just for a second."
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link
"pfd" = pissed, fell down
"flk" = funny looking kid
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link