TS: SHOWGIRLS vs. ROAD HOUSE

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You know, both these movies just fucking stink.

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:57 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't know that!

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

Yeah Buzzfeed but anyway

http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/reasons-nomi-malone-is-actually-a-great-role-model

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 April 2013 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

who wants to run a Kickstarter so we can create an actual "SHOWGIRLS vs ROADHOUSE" movie (a la "Alien vs Predator")

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

SHOWHOUSE

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

ROADGIRLS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

ROADSHOWHOUSEGIRLS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

I guess SHOWHOUSE would star Elizabeth Berkley as a realtor? Showing the house of the deceased Patrick Swayze? idk, help me out here

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

a tourbus full of showgirls breaks down in a small sleepy town; these tough young ladies end up patronizing the local bar, where one of them discovers that she and the taciturn bouncer share a sordid past that could leave them both dead

music by Brad Paisley

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

"Accidental Roadgirls (Love theme from SHOWHOUSE)"

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

elizabeth berkley and patrick swayze in mom jeans trading roundhouse kicks is pretty much all I need from this movie

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

this is a totally new cast

starring Mark Wahlberg, Maria Menounos, Emma Stone, Hayden Panettiere, Minka Kelly, Kaley Cuoco, Jamie Chung, Brad Paisley, LL Cool J, Scott Caan, Dermot Mulroney, Dylan McDermott and Aasif Mandvi

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Yes to all this.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 April 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

big bads are Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

Dermot Mulroney, Dylan McDermott

You can't fool me, that's the same guy. Please replace with Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

Tobey Maguire and Elijah Wood

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

Channing Tatum and Taylor Kitsch.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

cameo appearances by the surviving cast members of 227

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

xpost wtf Phil THERE IS ONLY ONE TIM RIGGINS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

"I fucked guys like you in high school football."

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Rich Juzwiak on Showgirls! The Musical!

http://gawker.com/better-than-a-10-inch-dick-showgirls-lives-onstage-a-508204341

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

SEO win

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2013 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

Hahah

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

This story Rich links is also worth the read:

http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2013/05/showgirls_the_musical_might_save_april_kidwell_elizabeth_berkley_and_women.html

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

Just picked up a Showgirls blu-ray and eager to spread the gospel.

Simon H., Tuesday, 17 September 2013 06:52 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

It has been revealed on Twitter that ENBB sadly has seen neither of these works of art.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 October 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)

a full life obv

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

Not until now.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 October 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

(Also I just realized it's been almost ten years to the month when I started this thread. One of my finest moments.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 October 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvcw6LQhUno

Stevie D(eux), Friday, 18 October 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvcw6LQhUno

Stevie D(eux), Friday, 18 October 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)

Can't wait to see how the judges react to "319."

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Friday, 18 October 2013 12:16 (twelve years ago)

http://f.cl.ly/items/150u2c1r022S3E2T3v3e/Capture.JPG

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 October 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)

The pain, it is still there

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2471328/Elizabeth-Berkley-breaks-DWTS-rehearsal.html

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

...I think not.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/road-house-remake-fast-furious-659589?utm_source=feedburner

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 November 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)

Meantime (and that's a perfect title, really):

https://twitter.com/brofromanother/status/405756998219612160/photo/1

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)

Adam Nayman is one of my favorite film writers out there right now so I'm pretty excited to read ^^^.

Murgatroid, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

adam is a good buddy, i am happy to read both those posts!

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, I went out for lunch with him when I visited Toronto last year, super nice/intelligent guy.

Murgatroid, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)

OMG I AM CHRISTMAS LISTING THAT SO FUCKING HARD

Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 19:59 (twelve years ago)

not out till the spring :/

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

But if you're in Toronto on March 14...

http://tiff.net/filmsandschedules/tiffbelllightbox/2014/2550013121

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 23:42 (twelve years ago)

i'm going

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 January 2014 02:21 (twelve years ago)

I should throw on my DVD at the same time in solidarity.

Murgatroid, Sunday, 12 January 2014 05:26 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/04/its-still-ok-to-hate-em-showgirls-em/360644/

Nayman talks a good bit about Susan Sontag's theories of camp, as well as about what might be called pop understanding of camp. His discussion centers, again, on intentionality as it relates to quality, summarized by Sontag in her quip, "it's good because it's awful." For Sontag, Nayman argues, the essence of camp is the fact that it is unintentionally dreadful, and therefore wonderful—it's camp as outsider art. Nayman adds, correctly I think, that in many pop discussions of camp, that dynamic is reversed— something is campy, and therefore good, if it recognizes and revels in its own awfulness.

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 13:27 (twelve years ago)

i like berlatsky a lot but showgirls doesn't suck, it's incredible

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...
five months pass...

http://i.giphy.com/UaMZmlXSUAvYs.gif

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

^

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 09:26 (eleven years ago)

i just skimmed a gajillion 'contrarian' takes on showgirls (ACTUALLY, ) and it's kind of amazing how many of them seem to disdain things that aren't even bad really ... like everyone feels the need to acknowledge how 'awful' certain aspects of it are ...

deej loaf (D-40), Saturday, 15 November 2014 09:59 (eleven years ago)


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