TS: SHOWGIRLS vs. ROAD HOUSE

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i wish either of these was on right now

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

though particularly showgirls

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

I wish Morbs could explain where he saw the edition with the Lynch-Swayze commentary track

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)

you know joe eszterhas looks more and more like anne ramsey with a beard every year

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

hahahah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Joe-Eszterhas.jpg

OWEN! GET ME A SODA WITH SOME ICE IN IT!

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

You mean Sam Elliott looks more and more like Anne Ramsey.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

http://techcentral.my/archives/2012/6/4/it_news/Joe%20Eszterhas%202.jpg

You don't HAVE a Cousin Paddy!

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

god it's uncanny

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

really hate it when people say that showgirls is one of their favorite movies and I go "me too!" and try to talk to them all enthusiastically about it like that scene where nomi just eats a cheeseburger but then it turns out they only like it 'ironically'

CANT YOU PEOPLE LIVE WITHOUT IRONY FOR ONCE

乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

"Different PLACES!!"

jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.goldstar.com/gse_media/112/3/bruce-v.jpg

Owen, goddammit, you're the only one who can get my tits poppin' right.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.goldstar.com/gse_media/112/3/bruce-v.jpg

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

You know, both these movies just fucking stink.

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:57 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't know that!

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

Yeah Buzzfeed but anyway

http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/reasons-nomi-malone-is-actually-a-great-role-model

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 April 2013 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

who wants to run a Kickstarter so we can create an actual "SHOWGIRLS vs ROADHOUSE" movie (a la "Alien vs Predator")

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

SHOWHOUSE

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

ROADGIRLS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

ROADSHOWHOUSEGIRLS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

I guess SHOWHOUSE would star Elizabeth Berkley as a realtor? Showing the house of the deceased Patrick Swayze? idk, help me out here

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

a tourbus full of showgirls breaks down in a small sleepy town; these tough young ladies end up patronizing the local bar, where one of them discovers that she and the taciturn bouncer share a sordid past that could leave them both dead

music by Brad Paisley

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

"Accidental Roadgirls (Love theme from SHOWHOUSE)"

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

elizabeth berkley and patrick swayze in mom jeans trading roundhouse kicks is pretty much all I need from this movie

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

this is a totally new cast

starring Mark Wahlberg, Maria Menounos, Emma Stone, Hayden Panettiere, Minka Kelly, Kaley Cuoco, Jamie Chung, Brad Paisley, LL Cool J, Scott Caan, Dermot Mulroney, Dylan McDermott and Aasif Mandvi

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Yes to all this.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 April 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

big bads are Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

Dermot Mulroney, Dylan McDermott

You can't fool me, that's the same guy. Please replace with Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

Tobey Maguire and Elijah Wood

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

Channing Tatum and Taylor Kitsch.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

cameo appearances by the surviving cast members of 227

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

xpost wtf Phil THERE IS ONLY ONE TIM RIGGINS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

"I fucked guys like you in high school football."

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Rich Juzwiak on Showgirls! The Musical!

http://gawker.com/better-than-a-10-inch-dick-showgirls-lives-onstage-a-508204341

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

SEO win

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2013 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

Hahah

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

This story Rich links is also worth the read:

http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2013/05/showgirls_the_musical_might_save_april_kidwell_elizabeth_berkley_and_women.html

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

Just picked up a Showgirls blu-ray and eager to spread the gospel.

Simon H., Tuesday, 17 September 2013 06:52 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

It has been revealed on Twitter that ENBB sadly has seen neither of these works of art.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 October 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)

a full life obv

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

Not until now.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 October 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

(Also I just realized it's been almost ten years to the month when I started this thread. One of my finest moments.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 October 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvcw6LQhUno

Stevie D(eux), Friday, 18 October 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvcw6LQhUno

Stevie D(eux), Friday, 18 October 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)

Can't wait to see how the judges react to "319."

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Friday, 18 October 2013 12:16 (twelve years ago)

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TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 October 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)

The pain, it is still there

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2471328/Elizabeth-Berkley-breaks-DWTS-rehearsal.html

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

...I think not.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/road-house-remake-fast-furious-659589?utm_source=feedburner

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 November 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)

Meantime (and that's a perfect title, really):

https://twitter.com/brofromanother/status/405756998219612160/photo/1

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)

Adam Nayman is one of my favorite film writers out there right now so I'm pretty excited to read ^^^.

Murgatroid, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)


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