I would applaud if the soap was actually a dead porcupine
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)
surely the point of the big ass brick is that it will do more damage when you wrap it in a towel and use it to savagely beat your fat incompetent co-recruit?
― Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
There's a dead porcupine inside the soap?
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
xp it looks more like the kind of soap they'd use to scrub the floor of the 'head'
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
idk the commodity fetishism is as glaring as the gay panic -- if ~real men~ ever bought soap, back in the days of flintlock muskets, knifefighting monkeys and hereditrary syphilis, then it was presumably just whatever soap there was, since they were unlikely to patronize the sort of places that sold more than one soap
now even the most banal objects are sold in a hundred near-iterative forms, so producers attempt to successfully commodify an abstraction
'sexual adequacy' is just a more obvious fit for cosmetic goods than 'freedom', 'allure', 'discernment' etc
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOA6trFiU7w
― am0n, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
SHUT UP BITCHEZ AND EAT YR CHICKEN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)
i was a little O_O over that
the TV version splices that with the nephews ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT8Fg5bwr-0
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)
what's an "ass brick"
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:12 (thirteen years ago)
wow u ppl rly h8 men
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:41 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCpn2Dh1YuM
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
The most important consideration in that ad is...how is that stuff bacon?
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://d3.zedo.com/OzoDB/v/h/1541217/V1/TX_300x250_Vcut_Gooey_OWTMM_C44VDS.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
how is that stuff bacon? that's what bacon looks like!
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
is the secret to performance of a grizzly bear eating geoduck? or is it just there because it looks like a giant cock?
― dylannn, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:33 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/zVweWZQ.jpg
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)
Still can't get over this:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TUpOKtKpQcQ/Tq9z4hZUKQI/AAAAAAAAAmE/TQbksMhUQlg/s320/dr-pepper.jpeg
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:13 (twelve years ago)
BITCH, GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DR. PEPPER. IT'S NOT FOR YOU.
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)
"You know this is just Diet Dr. Pepper in a different can, right?"
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)
BUT THESE CALORIES ARE "MANLY."
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)
if there are 10 manly calories in dr pepper 10, surely original dr pepper is 15x as manly
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/NFGsm_zps3bffe821.jpg
"Not For Girls"
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)
er,
no fucking good
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)
otm
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)
assume that's why it was marked down to 97 cents
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)
lol @ crapforabuck.com
http://crapforabuck.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/muddingr.jpg?w=420&h=315
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)
aw, thought i was neil armstrong of bad shampoo :(
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/rQCahsR.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 25 October 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)
shut. up.
― a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)
dying of lols over here
I wonder how they'll market the Activia version.
― nickn, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)
PLAIN
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 25 October 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)
YOGURT
"Thanks to the “mancession,” metrosexuals have become “manfluencers™”"
― etc, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)
he looks like he's going to just spoon it directly into his navel
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Saturday, 26 October 2013 03:21 (twelve years ago)
and make loud OM NOM smacking sounds
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Saturday, 26 October 2013 03:22 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733919_10151688987671485_34740678_n.jpg
― Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 27 October 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)
where is the revolver and single bullet and "fuck this world" stationary?
― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Sunday, 27 October 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/11DDE8D1-41BC-4A45-B164-4CA84CD3CE41_zpsu8uecsqz.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 21 December 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)
Her last name?
― pplains, Saturday, 21 December 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)
The Brotherhood of Shaving. Who invents this bullshit?
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)
they do
http://rs-swisse-cdn.noisybeastdigital.com/content/files/1000/151/boardroom-main.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/IAZvvzg.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:50 (twelve years ago)
man town
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:53 (twelve years ago)
"Man Town" just makes me think of this classic CUTECELSIOR post
I had 7 imaginary friends who were all bunny brothers and sisters... I was also a bunny. my name was... Funtown.― peacocks, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
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― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 01:04 (twelve years ago)
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-05-10at115324PM_zps1da75978.png
― slam dunk, Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:56 (twelve years ago)
i thought they were real boots for 10 seconds!
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:10 (twelve years ago)
"Camouflage" should actually just be a smoke bomb
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:13 (twelve years ago)