'duke cannon' sounds like a gay porn stars name
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)
'Duke Cannon Shoots With His Huge Balls'
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)
duke cannon drops drop the duke cannon
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Rzbdl.png
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)
Phil otm
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)
no, soldiers fight for their superiors in a chain of state power!
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)
or something. it's definitely not "freedom of speech" as a bottom line whatever that means.
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
feel like this thread basically boils down to: men are terrified of and hate themselves.
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)
ding ding ding
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)
I thought that was all of humanity
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
also flipside: men are terrified of and hate women
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
It's the half of humanity who apparently fear waking up in the morning and finding that their penis has been replaced with a vagina.
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
flipside more liek sameside
men are terrified of women's soap
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
feel like the duke cannon fbook page is just sitting there, ripe....
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)
What I really get from this is that men want fancy soap they pay their hard-earned dollars for, too.
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)
giant soap that does NOT smell like ladies
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)
and looks like a urinal disinfectant block
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
no for real I started using this loofah thing that was on clearance for like $3 with some dove liquid "man soap" and I am starting to see why such a scrubby thing is useful
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
i don't understand who this soap's audience thinks is holding them down exactly. who or what is this soap going to rescue them from? perhaps "pussified" in soap terms could stand for the decline of the blue collar working class. all bad things in these men's terms are either "womanly" or "gay" regardless of meaning of nuance, so i think that wraps up all the loose ends.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
it's going to rescue them from the urge to use expensive soap that is girly. this is expensive manly soap. these people still want expensive soap. this soap is rough and tough in some way that you have to pay cash money for, unlike a zillion cheap-as-hell soaps that also come in a bar.
it is the $200 trucker hat of bar soaps
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)
or more accurately, the artisan-made hand axe
I would applaud if the soap was actually a dead porcupine
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)
surely the point of the big ass brick is that it will do more damage when you wrap it in a towel and use it to savagely beat your fat incompetent co-recruit?
― Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
There's a dead porcupine inside the soap?
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
xp it looks more like the kind of soap they'd use to scrub the floor of the 'head'
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
idk the commodity fetishism is as glaring as the gay panic -- if ~real men~ ever bought soap, back in the days of flintlock muskets, knifefighting monkeys and hereditrary syphilis, then it was presumably just whatever soap there was, since they were unlikely to patronize the sort of places that sold more than one soap
now even the most banal objects are sold in a hundred near-iterative forms, so producers attempt to successfully commodify an abstraction
'sexual adequacy' is just a more obvious fit for cosmetic goods than 'freedom', 'allure', 'discernment' etc
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOA6trFiU7w
― am0n, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
SHUT UP BITCHEZ AND EAT YR CHICKEN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)
i was a little O_O over that
the TV version splices that with the nephews ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT8Fg5bwr-0
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)
what's an "ass brick"
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:12 (thirteen years ago)
wow u ppl rly h8 men
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:41 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCpn2Dh1YuM
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
The most important consideration in that ad is...how is that stuff bacon?
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://d3.zedo.com/OzoDB/v/h/1541217/V1/TX_300x250_Vcut_Gooey_OWTMM_C44VDS.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
how is that stuff bacon? that's what bacon looks like!
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
is the secret to performance of a grizzly bear eating geoduck? or is it just there because it looks like a giant cock?
― dylannn, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:33 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/zVweWZQ.jpg
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)
Still can't get over this:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TUpOKtKpQcQ/Tq9z4hZUKQI/AAAAAAAAAmE/TQbksMhUQlg/s320/dr-pepper.jpeg
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:13 (twelve years ago)
BITCH, GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DR. PEPPER. IT'S NOT FOR YOU.
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)
"You know this is just Diet Dr. Pepper in a different can, right?"
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)
BUT THESE CALORIES ARE "MANLY."
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)
if there are 10 manly calories in dr pepper 10, surely original dr pepper is 15x as manly
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/NFGsm_zps3bffe821.jpg
"Not For Girls"
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)
er,
no fucking good
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)
otm
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)
assume that's why it was marked down to 97 cents
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)
lol @ crapforabuck.com
http://crapforabuck.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/muddingr.jpg?w=420&h=315
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)