Blue Saturday

A teacher referred to me as 'half-caste' when i was in primary school, he thought he was being polite. So did I!

it wouldn't have throwed me quite so much if it was a person of a certain age but this kid looked 20 at most

student was a slave trader, fact. i bet every other word they used that day was 100% thought through, with 100% etymological awareness etc.

And maybe yon fat one is just jolly, y'know

look, yeah, i know, ok? but still, too, ok, yknow? People, life, existence, starbucks, pandemic's teacher, we should all do better and try harder and think awesomer and context and student maybe didnt know he was gonna get ilx'd about it later and probly feeds stray cats and gives to charity etc standard dmac counterpush yadda yadda

i don't think i was being really hectoring when i noted the guy's use of language, it was more one of those "where the hell did that come from?" observations

no man SHAME ON YOU

student was a slave trader, fact. i bet every other word they used that day was 100% thought through, with 100% etymological awareness etc.

half-caste is the sort of word where nobody remotely aware of its undisputed, unambiguous meaning would need to spend a single moment considering its offensiveness

so this kid is more than likely entirely ignorant of all this, but it is interesting and kinda dispiriting when people can get to the age of majority in the uk while being unaware of this stuff

yr knowledge obv greater than mine, we were prob learning about newgrange agus an mo connioloch instead so by all means take the proverbial pinch of salt, idk

idk if i would expect many people in ireland to know the term, but then it isn't full of the descendants of people it conquered, enslaved and categorized according to racial purity

well, there's the fuckin dubs but you're right

Just be thankful they didn't say Quadroon.

you wish dom

although it still isn't proportional, at least there are quite a few black people at cambridge. first gf was a quarter black, in fact. when i told my peers this they started referring to her as 'the quadroon' ;_;

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:35 (4 years ago)

o_O doesn't cut it really

i read in fanon or somewhere that the classification system in colonial guadeloupe and martinique classified people with up to something like 1/128th black ancestry

As it eerily often happens with the Beta Band, this song reflects something I've gone through nearly perfectly despite confusing lyrics. You date a girl, she jokes about how you'll never stay together. Then, much later, she disappears from your life for some spaced reason, and you try to remember it fondly by thinking of the jokes but all that really does is hurt ya more, or make you want to hurt yourself. And the fuel to harm yourself with your memories is all the little jokes that hurt so badly in retrospect.

The last bit, I assume, is representative of your overworking mind, just repeating unknown questions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99WbUnZaJ58

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I don't know what you're gonna do,
I don't know where you're gonna go
I don't know who you want to see,
I don't know who you want to be
I don't know why I want to know,
I don't know why you didn't show
I don't know why I didn't see,
I don't know why I didn't leave

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I' th' isle of Britain, long since famous grown
For breeding the best cunts in Christendom,
There reigns, and oh! long may he reign and thrive,
The easiest King and best-bred man alive.
Him no ambition moves to get renown
Like the French fool, that wanders up and down
Starving his people, hazarding his crown.
Peace is his aim, his gentleness is such,
And love he loves, for he loves fucking much.
---Nor are his high desires above his strength:
His scepter and his prick are of a length;
And she may sway the one who plays with th' other,
And make him little wiser than his brother.
Poor prince! thy prick, like thy buffoons at Court,
Will govern thee because it makes thee sport.
'Tis sure the sauciest prick that e'er did swive,
The proudest, peremptoriest prick alive.
Though safety, law, religion, life lay on 't,
'Twould break through all to make its way to cunt.
Restless he rolls about from whore to whore,
A merry monarch, scandalous and poor.
---To Carwell, the most dear of all his dears,
The best relief of his declining years,
Oft he bewails his fortune, and her fate:
To love so well, and be beloved so late.
For though in her he settles well his tarse,
Yet his dull, graceless ballocks hang an arse.
This you'd believe, had I but time to tell ye
The pains it costs to poor, laborious Nelly,
Whilst she employs hands, fingers, mouth, and thighs,
Ere she can raise the member she enjoys.
---All monarchs I hate, and the thrones they sit on,
---From the hector of France to the cully of Britain.

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Shakey Noodle this morning on account of swallowing six or seven little parcels of duloxetine instead of the one i was sposed to, plus hangover i suppose, i don't know if this is a pleasant kind of high or not, i think it might be, i checked last night to see if i'd poisoned myself but likely not, which is a good thing i guess, quite blithe and unconcerned when i was in the process, looking for an excuse maybe, really thought i was past this.

nothing a couple of drinks won't put right.

you could have fuckin said

ah i didnae want any fuss

i wouldnt have fussed but i've have borrowed a tenner

that's the spirit

this fuckin board hasnt even got a heaney thread i mean chrisht

i have negative dollars

fuck me

quality overheard conversation from the smoking shelter at work: three teenage girls discussing which Hull FC players they wanted to shag and trying to work out what a strap-on is - they thought it was a ball-gag i think

lol excellent

hi noodle

hi E :D

it's Mad Friday, hooray!

our entire organization is on a competition to sneak out of the building and off to the pub/home without anybody noticing

pffft, who cares who notices we are having rubberband target contests

Jews, Pagans, Christians, Muslims, Atheists, Buddhists, Hindu whatever the hell I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS MERRY MOTHERFUCKIN CHRISTMAS

blasting ethan's merry christmas mix from a few years back, filling the fridge with unnecessary crap i just bought in aldi, waiting for the kids to come round so we can veg in front of the TV, holidays is a pretty sweet deal imo

best wishes to you and yours, dear noodle vague.

Happy Christmas, NV!

Happy Xmas NV! I think its going to be a quiet xmas for me, i went out last night and came back home hating the human race (young wan robbed someones coat and then went beserk when bouncers asked her to give it back, gf tried to play peacemaker before i dragged her away from it then some asshole swiped my carry-out when i was chatting to someone outside while waiting for a taxi)

last night was pretty savage :(

got drunk enough not to care, but now i'm gonna get into blissful sober slothery

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merry xmas noodle and junior noodles

Jews, Pagans, Christians, Muslims, Atheists, Buddhists, Hindu whatever the hell I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS MERRY MOTHERFUCKIN CHRISTMAS

― Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 December 2012 13:13 (1 hour ago)

i str8 trolling
ii fuck those rubes
iii n/a
iv will ye be having a baileys now
v<3 to the lamaists only
vi <3 diwali for facilitating ~winterval~

i will likely be alone this xmas which is fine

oh wait i missed out atheists

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‘Horrible as sexual abuse no doubt was, the damage was arguably less than the long-term psychological damage inflicted by bringing the child up Catholic in the first place.’

wd have reckoned the lamaists as too authoritarian for you nakh

ikr, what can i say, the harsh mongolian strain of lamaism seems weirdly appealing right now

After the capture of Khovd, Ja Lama inflicted savage reprisal against the Chinese military prisoners and civilian population. His acts of cruelty included slaughtering most of the Chinese troops he captured. It was rumored that Ja Lama stabbed the prisoners in the chest with a knife and tore their hearts out with his left hand. He then laid the hearts together with parts of the brain and some entrails in skull bowls so as to offer them up as bali sacrifices to the Tibetan terror gods and hung on the walls of his yurt the peeled skins of his enemies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ja_Lama

Ja Lama put out some excellent sides on Blood and Fire in the 80s iirc

anyhoo religiosity be damned i just wanted to offer an all-inclusive let's have it winterval hug-snog to ilxors everywhere

how else would one decorate a yurt

in any event, happy holidays to you and yours nv. may your yurt never be skinless.

amen, namaste to all