"It's a boy racer"
― Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
"Congratulations, it's a Lexus! Would you like to cut the gift ribbon?"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 December 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
big versh of that picture not working for me, here or on ny'er site. huh.
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, I posted it anyway, as usually it fills in at some point (see tomorrow)
― Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
Have a car, sick woman.
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
/!\ hurting wins the new yorker caption contest /!\
― flopson, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)
would bet cash some variant of that will be a finalist
"Here's little John-John, Mrs. Ballard."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
"It's even easier to sell than a baby!"
― dexpresso (Z S), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Your stupid baby thinks the door is a jar."
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
YOU DID FUCK THAT CAMRY!
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
"General Motors thanks you for your cooperation. Now let's try to carry one to full term."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)
feel like there's a fart joke in here somewhere
― dexpresso (Z S), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)
something with gas...
― dexpresso (Z S), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
"I've heard of autofellatio, but autocoitus?"
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
"be careful where you cut the cord, you could get gas all up in your mouth"
― dexpresso (Z S), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
"This is what happens when you eat unpasteurized cheese."
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
"She looks like both of you - a perfect hybrid!"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
"Ah, Dr. Patel, my old nemesis. We meet again!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 10 December 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
If you're not going to breastfeed make sure you use at least 91 octane.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 December 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)
"What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!"
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)
"The bad news is that your baby has motor neuron disease. The good news is that it's a car."
― Grampsy, Monday, 10 December 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)
"i was hoping for a sailboat"
― abanana, Monday, 10 December 2012 15:45 (6 hours ago) Permalink
i like this one
― Spectrum, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
i'm guessing the winner will be "It's a hybrid!"
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
"it's a hybrid!" "you whore!"
― Spectrum, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
Yes, but does it identify as internal combustion or electric?
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
"Let's all cross our fingers that this is one of the new low-emissions models"
(fart joke!)
― dexpresso (Z S), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)
novelty baby coffins softened the blow
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)
"This is a normal birth"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/24/p465/121224_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 17 December 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
"Water.... and Motorboat...."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)
"what a predicament!"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
"why do we still have mittens on? this is the desert!"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
'you and your package deals'
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
"global warming? global warming!"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
I told you that Police song was not called "Ski In The Sahara"
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
"This sport is ridiculous. I dunno what those Scandinavians see in it."."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
"someone's taken the piste"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
We are the slowest skiers ever.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
"This is awful. I hate this. I hate you."
― before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
I knew we shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)
why would they need the skis and not the skipoles
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
"This must be what they mean by 'very sudden climate change'..."
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
skier on left: "If this large ball bounces on my head again, I swear I'll do something!"skier on right: "You think you've got problems - those two cacti just flipped my off!"
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
"Quit humming that goddamn Alanis Morissette song."
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
"the desert is stupid"
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
i pulled a wit muscle coming up with that one, so hope everyone likes it
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)
"Could be worse -- did you hear about HURRICANE Sandy?"
― Thwartstop (Will M.), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)
"this goddamn holodeck"
― abanana, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
"I still can't believe you brought klister instead of glide wax."
― Øystein, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)