The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

don't you have an original??

A drive led by a conservative site to remove my art auctions from Ebay-

“Obama Porn” Artist Shifts From Obama PornTo Implied Child Porn and Full Frontal Nudity on Ebay - Alamo City Pundit

My response

Alamo City Pundit Leads Drive To Have Paintings Removed From Ebay - Faithmouse Blog

http://www.faithmouse.com/george_bush_portrait_banner.jpg

haha

"Well, the more I thought about this just-plain-creepy stuff, the more upset I got about it. This is not really art; it’s just ego-indulgence on the part of the artist. Why in the world anyone would want to buy this is beyond me.
I’m going to watch Ebay carefully on this. If I don’t see any action by the end of the “Ugly Betty” auction (Friday afternoon), I’m going to saddle my horse, get my lance, and prepare to tilt at some windmills while I report this to the local authorities. (Whomever that may be; I’ll check into it tomorrow.)

Let’s put a little pressure on this dirtbag. Complain HERE, and complain often."

Wow, just wow at this fucking guy. What's his beef with you? Do you know him personally Dan? What an idiot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Misunderstanding

In the second painting the unicorn and nude President Obama are apparently giving each other backrubs. It occurs to me as I write this the latent homo-eroticism just drips from the canvas, really.

latent

He's says he's going to report my Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn paintings to the police.

No, don't know him.

oh I hope he posts the transcript of his conversation with the police

Dan, based on the success of Fallout Obama, can you do Obama(or David Tennant or even The New Guy) sticking his head out of the Tardis to have a look around?

(extra points if you can have Obama meeting Jon Pertwee)

Maybe Obama and Penelope inspiring Daleks to live peaceful and productive lives, with a Tardis in the background.

Or entering the Tardis and exiting the Phantom Toolbooth.

http://www.faithmouse.com/universal_health_care.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/pancake_pastoral.jpg

i was looking for the picture of prince riding a unicorn naked but found this instead:
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ea/ed/c26cc060ada01fb7d3a4f110.L.jpg

There’s a reason I became disgusted by ‘my own side’ and bailed on my Christian/Conservative apologetic-it was because of asshats such as yourself who scream ‘liberty’ but strive to create less freedom in this country instead of more; it caused me to question who I was fighting for. You guys lost me big time. Yes, I paint and draw mouse porn, not to ‘push back the boundaries of what is acceptable in society’ but because it amuses the hell out of me. If you don’t like it, suck on it.

(DL, from the page Dan linked above.)

I'd like to reiterate my support for "mouse porn", Dan, and keep up the good work!

I've only just taken a good look at the wall street one and it is fabulous. I hop when Obama is setting up his presidential library he engages Mr Lacey to do the frescos.

Allow me to celebrate the one year anniversary of this thread by previewing an oil painting of a man having sex with a mouse.

NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/masturbating_bear.jpg

Don't get it...?

Character from the late night US Conan O'Brien program.

http://www.faithmouse.com/the_final_battle_censored.jpg

Click to view uncensored version (NSFW)

Truly a picture worthy of a dream.

guernico_O

Bobby Jindal Volcano painting NSFW

Obama: The Raging Sea-
http://www.faithmouse.com/raging_sea_obama.jpg

Socks the Cat memorial portrait-
http://www.faithmouse.com/socks_the_cat.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/padre_pio_light.jpg

Hmm, not bad.

The logo nipples are a bit much, and I get the idea our President ain't the type to wear briefs, but I dig the Socks and Fidel portraits. I only wish Volcano Jindal had some sort of monitoring device on him.

that's Pio of Pietrelcina

Anyone with a beard is Fidel to Kingfish.

its true

Michelle Obama, La Pancake Baker

NSFW

whoa

lol at pink dolphin ref.

Gawker contest-
Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!

I want the Socks painting.

Socks has been sold, but I would be happy to paint another.

Self-portrait, with pancake NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/rush_the_hut.jpg

Obama Emanuel Unicorn NSFW

Brand New Day, original art NSFW

The last one is the original art for a cartoon I started a few months ago.

Where The Wild Obama Are NSFW

http://www.myspace.com/myfimalpas

Lyrics, with (notes) by Myfi

TAINT

Why don't we liaise
My nets will part
Revealing a window that's only for you

Why can't we relax
Don't mind the mess dear
I toyed with Obama for something to do (Toyed...sex toy... a terrible joke!)

Even my redeemer is resting (Redeemer = Obama)
I carry
The weight of the world (Reference to Taint cartoon where she carries a limp Obama over her shoulder)

Expectations, frustrations
No conference, no glory
Just dark rooms and juices
Resentment and stories

Seems their armies will march for the mice (Soldiers = penises)
It's time to raise my price (Ref to 'Catholic Harlot' cartoon)

Why don't you confess
I hear repentance
Arouses, asphyxiation for the soul

Why do I digress
My work's not over
Til green faces smile from beneath soiled springs

Surely what's left hear is mine (foetuses)
To dispose of as I like
True no treaty abides
For that little sacrifice (Disposal of aborted foetuses)
But you know battlegrounds
Lie wherever killing's found (I'm a feminist :P )

An oil portrait of Warren Ellis.

http://www.faithmouse.com/a_portrait_of_warren_ellis.jpg

The Cougar

http://www.faithmouse.com/the_cougar_tvland.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/dont_run_with_scissors.jpg

Scissors and eyeballs is an homage?

It is a warning. A warning not to run with scissors.

Heeded.

http://www.faithmouse.com/matt_drudge_face_mask_pancake.jpg

A painting of Eight Belles, requested by Peta

your client list must be a thing to behold dan.

Belated congrats to Dan appearing on the front page of the motherfucking new york times on Sunday!
http://www.faithmouse.com/new_york_times_dan_lacey.jpg
Interviewed, even: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/arts/design/31pain.html?_r=1

I saw that - congrats!

Hey, thanks. They specifically asked for Obama unicorn print files for the article, but didn't use any of them. A big Obama Nude On A Unicorn painting on the front cover of the Times would have sold more paper.

http://www.faithmouse.com/abu_ghraib_obama.jpg

CBS News Sunday morning used one of my recent Susan Boyle paintings in a Mo Rocca segment. Once I transfer it from VHS to disc I'll post it online.

http://www.faithmouse.com/susan_boyle_cat_duet.jpg

I'm famous now, so you all owe me five dollars for merely looking at this thread. But, because you are my friends, I will only ask half-price for additional looks. You can pay me via Paypal.

Dan, can we get a portrait of this guy?

http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines

http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/18/bailey_t607.JPG

It looks like he purposefully did that to his hair so you could snort lines of coke directly off of the top of his head.

http://www.faithmouse.com/perez_hilton_black_eyed_peas.jpg

Faithmouse appears in print starting on Monday in a paper in the UK-

http://thechristiantimes.org

http://www.faithmouse.com/tct_christania.jpg

The first cartoon is a line drawing, but most of them will be full paintings.

Are you gonna have to tone it down?

congrats dan!