Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

ryan reynolds

as The Riddler? yes

National Lampoon's Van Riddler

RR wd be pretty bad

the twilight douche

basically i am pretty okay with never seeing batman on any sort of screen ever again

seth macfarlane as the joker

btw the twilight douche refers both to robert pattinson and my proposed title for the next batman film

slocki you diabolical...

Ryan Reynolds keeps failing upward into bigger comic book adaptation roles from Blade supporting character to Wolverine supporting character to Green Lanter, Batman is the next logical step

man i was ready to be all "hey who woulda thought michael keaton would be good, can't say what's going to suck" but damn, strongo. rpattz, corner pocket.

rbattz

esteban battz could really do something with the robin part i think

'sup, my name's bruce wayne

http://www.cindabella.com/uploads/blog/guy-zone/Celeb%20Looks/Channing%20Tatum/Channing-300x300.jpg

given the speed with which Spiderman was rebooted all of this stuff is just so, so plausible

they're already planning the next next reboot for 2020 once the fat kid from modern family grows up and thins out a little bit.

criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot...

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do a one-off Dark Knight Returns adaptation with Neeson

man i was ready to be all "hey who woulda thought michael keaton would be good, can't say what's going to suck" but damn, strongo. rpattz, corner pocket.

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Who on earth would ever expect Michael Keaton to not own

i would pay cash money to see liam neeson beating the shit out of superman tbh

Who on earth would ever expect Michael Keaton to not own

dude he made The Dream Team the same year

do a one-off Dark Knight Returns adaptation with Neeson

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:08 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

that would rule

just spent the last 10 minutes picturing leslie nielsen every time somebody mentioned liam neeson

Always thought DKR Bats shoulda been played by either Bruce Willis or a bulked-up Clint Eastwood, possibly a time-traveling Marlon Brando for the early Fatcat-Bruce-Wayne-With-Mustache scenes.

fred dryer imho

sly stallone as superman

all expendables cast would be cool

eric roberts as batman

statham as joker

Damon Lindelof writes script for The Dark Knight Thinks About It

Bale is all, "Science!" and Gordon-Lewitt is all, "Faith!"

Chloe Sevigny is Catwoman, Jim Parsons as Robin, Jonah Hill is the Penguin, and Leonardo DiCaprio in the title role. Directed and written by Joe Swanberg.

I have seen no Swanberg. I see that he is of this mumblecore thing. I throw up my hands and leave that to the kids.

oh shit, wait a minute, Vincent Gallo is a much better fit for the bat in that scenario

ha! sweaty bigface as king tut then

i watched this again last night and it was atrocious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WQJuGeqdbn4#!

^^^ "Honest Trailers" version of the movie, feat. the RedLetterMedia guys for a bit. A little on the long side but sums up a lot of the gripes decently well.

oh man that was great

lol @ how come everyone in gotham can figure out his secret identity except commissioner gordon

that got me a few times in the movie... "wait, HE doesn't know?"

It'd be great if the reason the other cops don't believe in his theories is that they also know who Batman is, and just can't possibly respect a supposed detective who hasn't caught on yet.

Damon Lindelof writes script for The Dark Knight Thinks About It

― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies)

holy lols

Watching this for the first time, it's pretty good. JGL is surprising me w how good his part his, i think a Batman franchise w him would be pretty good!

its weird how he's almost typecast now as the other guy who stands around lookin thoughtful in movies while the main dude does the real stuff... this, inception, lincoln

he did stuff in Looper! And in Premium Rush, which nobody saw but was pretty hilarious.

premium rush ruled

a thousand times more entertaining than dark knight rises, and half as long

agreed, was basically a remake of "Quicksilver" starring kevin bacon, altho i wish koepp had made the script a little less disney channel-ey, ie. the good times bike messenger gang that can be summoned with a phone call, in contrast with michael shannon beating a man to death, man pg13 is weird these days.

Re-watched this on DVD - dbl bill w/The Dark Knight.

Loved Dark Knight Rises, totally stands up, but Talia is really underwritten, or snaked in an unstaisfying way. Very much apparent that something isn't right when Bane pulls her out from execution by exile. In DK the Joker notices Batman's feelings for Rachel when he saves her at the Dent fundraiser, and uses that weakness -- nothing here for Bane to go for so no reason to keep her hostage.

Another weakness is Alfred. In DK he gets a terrific line about chasing the Bandit in Burma, here is emo gooey stuff that Michael Caine (who I never cared for) doesn't have the chops for.

Still, Bane's voice was actually much better than what I heard in the cinema and the fight in the light totally works in its sheer FASCISM. Terrific.