"Benign fascism" has been the entire point behind Batman for the past 30 years
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 4:09 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tbh I wish the point behind batman was that he was a hard-boiled detective in a silly outfit with no allies or Supermans
I probably have to agree with my friends who hold up B:tAS as the definitive contemporary Batman though it's certainly been a while since I watched any of that.
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:15 (thirteen years ago)
when people talk like this i keep waiting for Linus to walk onstage and eloquently explain the true spirit of Batman
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:29 (thirteen years ago)
I believe in Batman more than Halloween, Easter or Christmas, that's for sure
― Nhex, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)
batman's greatest boner
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 7:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
how great would it be if this was the name of hte next one
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)
what would be your plausible worst case scenario for the next one
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)
joseph gordon levitt as batman
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)
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― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:14 (thirteen years ago)
ryan reynolds
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)
as The Riddler? yes
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:29 (thirteen years ago)
National Lampoon's Van Riddler
RR wd be pretty bad
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)
the twilight douche
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)
basically i am pretty okay with never seeing batman on any sort of screen ever again
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)
seth macfarlane as the joker
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)
btw the twilight douche refers both to robert pattinson and my proposed title for the next batman film
slocki you diabolical...
Ryan Reynolds keeps failing upward into bigger comic book adaptation roles from Blade supporting character to Wolverine supporting character to Green Lanter, Batman is the next logical step
― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:37 (thirteen years ago)
man i was ready to be all "hey who woulda thought michael keaton would be good, can't say what's going to suck" but damn, strongo. rpattz, corner pocket.
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)
rbattz
― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:52 (thirteen years ago)
esteban battz could really do something with the robin part i think
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:54 (thirteen years ago)
'sup, my name's bruce wayne
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― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:59 (thirteen years ago)
given the speed with which Spiderman was rebooted all of this stuff is just so, so plausible
― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:00 (thirteen years ago)
they're already planning the next next reboot for 2020 once the fat kid from modern family grows up and thins out a little bit.
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:02 (thirteen years ago)
criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot...
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― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:05 (thirteen years ago)
do a one-off Dark Knight Returns adaptation with Neeson
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)
― da croupier, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Who on earth would ever expect Michael Keaton to not own
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:09 (thirteen years ago)
i would pay cash money to see liam neeson beating the shit out of superman tbh
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:10 (thirteen years ago)
dude he made The Dream Team the same year
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:11 (thirteen years ago)
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:08 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
that would rule
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:14 (thirteen years ago)
just spent the last 10 minutes picturing leslie nielsen every time somebody mentioned liam neeson
― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:16 (thirteen years ago)
Always thought DKR Bats shoulda been played by either Bruce Willis or a bulked-up Clint Eastwood, possibly a time-traveling Marlon Brando for the early Fatcat-Bruce-Wayne-With-Mustache scenes.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:48 (thirteen years ago)
fred dryer imho
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:56 (thirteen years ago)
sly stallone as superman
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:34 (thirteen years ago)
all expendables cast would be cool
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)
eric roberts as batman
statham as joker
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)
Damon Lindelof writes script for The Dark Knight Thinks About It
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
Bale is all, "Science!" and Gordon-Lewitt is all, "Faith!"
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
Chloe Sevigny is Catwoman, Jim Parsons as Robin, Jonah Hill is the Penguin, and Leonardo DiCaprio in the title role. Directed and written by Joe Swanberg.
― Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)
I have seen no Swanberg. I see that he is of this mumblecore thing. I throw up my hands and leave that to the kids.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)
oh shit, wait a minute, Vincent Gallo is a much better fit for the bat in that scenario
― Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
ha! sweaty bigface as king tut then
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
i watched this again last night and it was atrocious
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WQJuGeqdbn4#!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
^^^ "Honest Trailers" version of the movie, feat. the RedLetterMedia guys for a bit. A little on the long side but sums up a lot of the gripes decently well.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)
oh man that was great
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ how come everyone in gotham can figure out his secret identity except commissioner gordon
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
that got me a few times in the movie... "wait, HE doesn't know?"
It'd be great if the reason the other cops don't believe in his theories is that they also know who Batman is, and just can't possibly respect a supposed detective who hasn't caught on yet.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies)
holy lols
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)