Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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yeah i can't believe DC is still moving towards a justice league so soon. Even if Man Of Steel is a big hit, they either need to say "PLEASE FORGET THE LAST BAT MOVIE HERE'S ARMIE HAMMER" or wheel out Joseph Gordon-Levitt...and will Ryan Reynolds really be returning? Allegedly they want this to come out the same year as Avengers 2!

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

lol Thanos vs Darkseid eh

ridiculous

Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

you guys are overthinking it, or I am. talia and bane believe in the league of shadows' mission, talia still thinks her dad's goals were good but she couldn't forgive him for casting out her scarred savior/boyfriend, and bane is pretty much up for any challenge in life and still likes seeing gotham all fucked up

mh, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

tbf he did figure out who Batman was, so they can skip the 'learning to be a detective' bit.

he's an astute reader of fellow orphans but is he going to be running the CSI shit to recreate bullets and shit?

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

he's got morgan freeman to teach him how to do that

mh, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

wish there was a shot of the satellite dish outside the pit

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 4:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

hahaha

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

definitely needed satellite dish shot

mh, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vMpfbuI9FY

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

it's actually fitting that the coup de grace of nolan's "let's not be any sillier than we have to be" take on bat-mythology is to have batman cavalierly give up his mission like a CEO

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

another thing that was the worst was that catwoman started off as being all, rich people are fucking it up for the rest of us and need to be held accountable, and at the end she goes off with a super rich guy to venice and wears a fancy hat

Would watch a Once A Thief-style knockoff movie that was just post-retirement Batman & Catwoman carousing around the world and avoiding boredom by occasionally cracking a safe or breaking up a mugging.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

if they're turning JGL into batman why did htey make a big deal about him being named ROBIN

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

Robin was Batman for a while in the comics

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)

Dick Greyson's main identity these days is Nightwing

also, movie universe != comics universe; the Robin thing was just a wink/fan service

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)

as an aside, why do I know so much about comics I don't even read

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)

stupid, nonsensical fan service

Number None, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

kind of the opposite of fan service though really. Actually having his name be Robin could only serve to enrage a comics fan

Number None, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

One weird big plothole/contunuity problem is the bit where Bane takes Talia (forgot her cover name) away during a courtroom scene. Then Batman turns up in Gotham and meets Talia, Gordon and others. Then Batman confronts the baddies outside and demands to know where Talia is.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

Actually having his name be Robin could only serve to enrage a comics fan

Batman's real name is Batman iirc

Twerkin in a coal mine (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

Bat(e)man

Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

Batrick Mann

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

i'm john batman

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:19 (thirteen years ago)

You're John Badpost.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

...

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

gotta say, if batman 4 was the follies of JGL learning how to be batman while facing off against a bunch of b-villians like the mad hatter and the riddler, with morgan freeman all "lol" as his mentor, would see that in a heartbeat

da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

just jgl practicing throwing batarangs at colorful wanna-be joker loonies

da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

So Batman & Robin with no Chris O'Donnell and no nipple suits, basically?

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

haha, yeah, would see that too probably - "Batman Bungles In"

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

more like no george clooney, and i want it to look nolany still

da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

batman's greatest boner

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

it'd be cool if JGL was Batman in the Justice League movie but he was totally incompetent

incompetent as batman, but maybe really good at shooting people

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

maybe bruce wayne returns when it turns out jgl is brainwashed by the order of st dumas, and his confirmation name was...AZRAEL

da croupier, Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

The Indonesian Batman with the fake Beach Boys-style songs is pretty great. Bat coffee.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

or is it Bat Tea?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

"Benign fascism" has been the entire point behind Batman for the past 30 years

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 4:09 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbh I wish the point behind batman was that he was a hard-boiled detective in a silly outfit with no allies or Supermans

I probably have to agree with my friends who hold up B:tAS as the definitive contemporary Batman though it's certainly been a while since I watched any of that.

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:15 (thirteen years ago)

when people talk like this i keep waiting for Linus to walk onstage and eloquently explain the true spirit of Batman

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:29 (thirteen years ago)

I believe in Batman more than Halloween, Easter or Christmas, that's for sure

Nhex, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

batman's greatest boner

― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 7:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how great would it be if this was the name of hte next one

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

what would be your plausible worst case scenario for the next one

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

joseph gordon levitt as batman

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

ryan reynolds

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)

as The Riddler? yes

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:29 (thirteen years ago)

National Lampoon's Van Riddler

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:29 (thirteen years ago)

RR wd be pretty bad

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

the twilight douche

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)

basically i am pretty okay with never seeing batman on any sort of screen ever again

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

seth macfarlane as the joker

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

btw the twilight douche refers both to robert pattinson and my proposed title for the next batman film

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

slocki you diabolical...

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

Ryan Reynolds keeps failing upward into bigger comic book adaptation roles from Blade supporting character to Wolverine supporting character to Green Lanter, Batman is the next logical step

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:37 (thirteen years ago)


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