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pelvic shakes

aren't they touring with Grizzly Bear?

Menstrual quakes
Causing "for goodness' sakes"?
Get rid of her aches
With our pelvic shakes
LYSOL DOUCHE

First make sure that he bats for the other team before you agree that it would be a barrel of laughs if they went to the spa together.

screaming on the inside

that comes across a little bit like "seduce your girlfriend's gay male friends before letting them hang out together"

It's true, you can confirm that they're gay and not actually trying to have sex with your girl by having sex with them to make sure they're just into dudes.

give him a pelvic shake

it's a kind of breakfast smoothie, don't worry

I never understood "plays for the other team". What if he gets traded?!

Guys need an advocate.

Since journalism is about giving a voice to the voiceless, I have volunteered to not only defend my gender, but also shed some light on some dark, cloudy issues surrounding the opposite sex.

if you want to let someone get to third base, by definition they'd have to be playing for the other team

very good point

i get the idea that his whole deal was to be this funny, self-effacing guy who recounts his own relationship for laughs and teachable moments but i don't think he actually got there

and so ends his 4 months reign as relationship columnist

i get the idea that his whole deal was to be this funny, self-effacing guy who recounts his own relationship for laughs and teachable moments but i don't think he actually got there

well no, he kind of derailed at "screaming dickbag"

If this doughy hunchback of manic neurosis can keep an enchanting beauty coming back for almost two years, something must be working.

it's called "2 parts meth, 1 part rohypnal"

whenever I see a situation like that, I think to myself, "man. that guy must be reeeeealy good at rimming."

as usual, i come here to post something that makes me pray for earth's destruction, and i see i've been beaten to the punch.

to think what i missed turning down that full ride to temple. i could be a syndicated men's humor columnist as we speak.

i think another take-home lesson here is "never, ever write a column for a college newspaper"

you will live to regret it, yes

Menstrual quakes
Causing "for goodness' sakes"?
Get rid of her aches
With our pelvic shakes
LYSOL DOUCHE

― emil.y, Tuesday, December 4, 2012 5:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

underrated

Ha
Here’s a new cliché that may hit a little close to home: Chick-fil-A can thrive even after discriminating, but your meat isn’t that tasty.

I read this sentence with the British sense of "fanny" in mind If Cory was whining about Topanga’s ever-expanding fanny, then Lauren would avoid him due to his chauvinistic nit-picking. which created an interesting visual.

i've noticed these types of subscription based services before -- stuff like dollar shave club or sites that automatically sends you underwear every other month or whatever. so, that makes some sense. razors and underwear need to be purchased regularly. ok. good. but also there's the "we send you a pocket square every other month" nonsense from put this on that i think i posted about itt. which, in my opinion, is a totally a bogus retail scam on hapless nerds disguised as a posh exclusive club membership. but this... this is so much worse.

https://www.bespokepost.com/how

so wait

you sign up on their website for manly gifts and then they send you a purse with champagne flutes?

https://www.bespokepost.com/careers

I think maybe someone should kill them?

this looks like it's just some site some dude put up

like I doubt it will go anywhere

#BoxOfAwesome

that is what you get when you let reddit do your market research

man somebody should come up w/ this for redditors I bet you could take a lot of their money and just give them mario stickers or something

they are only hiring interns

that's basically the only thing they have in common with real companies

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mciwmbsnhS1rdh9azo1_500.jpg

my girlfriend loves getting a birch box every month and i'm kinda jealous.. but this looks a bit more expensive and there doesn't really look like anything i'd want

i would maybe do this for comic books

i just... i don't get it

i mean, i get the business model, i just can't identify with this. i know i am not their target customer but the whole concept just fucks with my head. readymade lifestyle packages. like an impersonal birthday gift that you pay for.

I'm still back on the one with the purse, why would I want that?

not trying to get pedantic here but if a bunch of people sign up to get the exact same stuff? that is pretty much the opposite of what "bespoke" means

YOU get a fedora and YOU get a fedora and EVERYBODY GETS A FEDORAAAAAAAA

you sign up on their website for manly gifts and then they send you a purse with champagne flutes?

A purse with champagne flutes and homeopathic medicine bottles.

YOU get a fedora and YOU get a fedora and EVERYBODY GETS A FEDORAAAAAAAA

omg holy lols

afaict DJP the champagne flutes symbolize an American Airlines Executive Lounge Pass which is included in the box? and the bottles are skincare product

I'm still back on the one with the purse, why would I want that?

― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, January 9, 2013 2:26 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's a canvas tool bag, and I witnessed a groom give manlier versions of this to his groomsmen, along with meat brands with their initials.

I think the canvas tool bag as man tote is kind of a thing right now

"box of awesome" vs "donkey sauce"

MEAT BRANDS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????

i.e.

i.e. a purse

elmo how much is a sub to this svc?

AP i'll have you know that according to the copy it is a "canvas mason's bag" which was "originally built for quarry workers and miners" because your weekend luggage needs to have a little hair on its chest too