Bento Box XVI
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)
i just got a junk message from someone w/this user description, i am really praying there is some kind of bio-harvesting bot that generated its poetry:
@JavierhjtksbAward-winning bacon trailblazer. Devoted travel fan. Webaholic. Thinker. Creator. Social media guru. Tv advocateKinshasa
― spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 06:55 (thirteen years ago)
omg me too! not the same user tho!
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
some spam genius must have figured out that those words will get you noticed on twitter hahahaha
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ bacon trailblazer
is that an internet thing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:30 (thirteen years ago)
it is the whole internet
― spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:14 (thirteen years ago)
hoos check the bio of that social media ~thinker~ who used to bug you & see if he's a bacon trailblazer or not
― spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:15 (thirteen years ago)
@laurenW4tson follows you
General problem solver. Incurable bacon expert. Twitter junkie. Web advocate. Troublemaker. Musicaholic. Hardcore social media fanatic.
― ~bacon trailblazer~ (schlump), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)
incredible, powerful twenty four hours at @ox_metaphor
― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/ox_metaphor/status/283069161473712129
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 05:01 (thirteen years ago)
rip carlos
― 乒乓, Monday, 7 January 2013 02:27 (thirteen years ago)
carlos @famouscrabfellas i like to sit on my hand so it goes numb then it feel like someone else is wiping my tears away
<3
― ogmor, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:15 (thirteen years ago)
one of the greats rip
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:22 (thirteen years ago)
weird twitter is spreading http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/01/the-generals-fiction-military_8.html
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.amazon.com/review/R3RVV67AMFXP8J/
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
lmao
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:22 (thirteen years ago)
http://i56.tinypic.com/jsp0rt.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:35 (thirteen years ago)
so the only link b/t these twitters is they're all fyad dudes basically? the mobutu and brendle guys too iirc
― chilli, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:10 (thirteen years ago)
the original crop of them are fyad dudes who followed docevil/@fart to twitter back in 2008 or so when fyad was getting stale, then there's a bunch more people who jumped on later
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:23 (thirteen years ago)
this @wolfpupy one had me in literal tears the other night:
http://i45.tinypic.com/f4hhmh.jpg
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 10:16 (thirteen years ago)
tweet of the year so far
https://twitter.com/tricialockwood/status/289148349003730947
― max, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
The Paris ReviewVerified @parisreview@TriciaLockwood Touché.
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood@parisreview This is almost as good as the time TJ Maxx responded to me
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
imna buy her book right now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
the thing i love about that tweet is that there are so many ways to get that joke subtly wrong and have it come off forced and dumb. everything about the punctuation, the phrasing, the inflection has to be absolutely right to pull it off.
― s.clover, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
yes masterful use of punctuation there
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwoodSext: I am a Dan Brown novel and you do me in my plot-hole. "Wow," I yell in ecstasy, "this makes no sense at all"
― plax (ico), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
haha shes the best
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 15:55 (thirteen years ago)
not really a fan of her tweets or extranapkins, a little too effete, but that is totally a moral failing on my part
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:57 (thirteen years ago)
shes my fav tweeter i think
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
what happened to @famouscrab?
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)
heard he was working on something better
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
heard he was working on ::something muffled:: twitter
― once & future (Lamp), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:11 (thirteen years ago)
is val kilmer weird twitter?? https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/292783325494509568
― 乒乓, Sunday, 20 January 2013 01:53 (thirteen years ago)
VALibu, California
― Clay, Sunday, 20 January 2013 02:24 (thirteen years ago)
that's almost exactly like a James Ferraro tweet
― ▼ardkore mort▼ (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 20 January 2013 12:22 (thirteen years ago)
Cool Niceman @dogbonerthe South Side Mouth Sore Boyz are the shittiest gang of all time. Are they on twitter. fuck them
― sleepingbag, Monday, 21 January 2013 07:09 (thirteen years ago)
h/t to JBR, @seinfeld2000 putting in some work
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
that's JBR?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
no, just posted about it
― les yper-fem (get bent), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
come on admit it
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 00:32 (thirteen years ago)
@egg_dog tho
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 02:27 (thirteen years ago)
did you catch @seinfeld2000's sfj dig?
― Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:06 (thirteen years ago)
the ilxest sentence
― schlump, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:16 (thirteen years ago)
WORLDS COLLIDE
Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000Gerge (Sasha Frere Joans) write SCATHING review of nu Gotye song in the New Yorkers, it make him feel a bit better abt having a womans name
― Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:18 (thirteen years ago)
omg.
― s.clover, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:40 (thirteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/young_laureate/status/226075764066508800
lawl who is this
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (6 months ago)
any advances on this
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 04:27 (thirteen years ago)
@electrolemon is next level
― 乒乓, Sunday, 3 February 2013 23:36 (thirteen years ago)
jerry cat aol.com @dogboner*is a product of millions of years of evolution* *born into the most technologically advanced civilization in history* *refreshes website*
― sleepingbag, Friday, 15 February 2013 03:44 (thirteen years ago)
solitary tweets that effortlessly summarize the spirt of twitter
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 15 February 2013 07:27 (thirteen years ago)
joke twitter/weird twitter crossover comix, digging these
http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/
― sleepingbag, Friday, 1 March 2013 21:25 (thirteen years ago)