doppelganger space lizard accounts
― Neil S, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
Bento Box XVI
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
i just got a junk message from someone w/this user description, i am really praying there is some kind of bio-harvesting bot that generated its poetry:
@JavierhjtksbAward-winning bacon trailblazer. Devoted travel fan. Webaholic. Thinker. Creator. Social media guru. Tv advocateKinshasa
― spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 06:55 (eleven years ago) link
omg me too! not the same user tho!
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
some spam genius must have figured out that those words will get you noticed on twitter hahahaha
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ bacon trailblazer
is that an internet thing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
it is the whole internet
― spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
hoos check the bio of that social media ~thinker~ who used to bug you & see if he's a bacon trailblazer or not
― spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
@laurenW4tson follows you
General problem solver. Incurable bacon expert. Twitter junkie. Web advocate. Troublemaker. Musicaholic. Hardcore social media fanatic.
― ~bacon trailblazer~ (schlump), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
incredible, powerful twenty four hours at @ox_metaphor
― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ox_metaphor/status/283069161473712129
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
rip carlos
― 乒乓, Monday, 7 January 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
carlos @famouscrabfellas i like to sit on my hand so it goes numb then it feel like someone else is wiping my tears away
<3
― ogmor, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
one of the greats rip
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
weird twitter is spreading http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/01/the-generals-fiction-military_8.html
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.amazon.com/review/R3RVV67AMFXP8J/
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/jsp0rt.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
so the only link b/t these twitters is they're all fyad dudes basically? the mobutu and brendle guys too iirc
― chilli, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
the original crop of them are fyad dudes who followed docevil/@fart to twitter back in 2008 or so when fyad was getting stale, then there's a bunch more people who jumped on later
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
this @wolfpupy one had me in literal tears the other night:
http://i45.tinypic.com/f4hhmh.jpg
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 10:16 (eleven years ago) link
tweet of the year so far
https://twitter.com/tricialockwood/status/289148349003730947
― max, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
The Paris ReviewVerified @parisreview@TriciaLockwood Touché.
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood@parisreview This is almost as good as the time TJ Maxx responded to me
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
imna buy her book right now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
the thing i love about that tweet is that there are so many ways to get that joke subtly wrong and have it come off forced and dumb. everything about the punctuation, the phrasing, the inflection has to be absolutely right to pull it off.
― s.clover, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
yes masterful use of punctuation there
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwoodSext: I am a Dan Brown novel and you do me in my plot-hole. "Wow," I yell in ecstasy, "this makes no sense at all"
― plax (ico), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
haha shes the best
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
not really a fan of her tweets or extranapkins, a little too effete, but that is totally a moral failing on my part
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
shes my fav tweeter i think
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
what happened to @famouscrab?
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
heard he was working on something better
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
heard he was working on ::something muffled:: twitter
― once & future (Lamp), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
is val kilmer weird twitter?? https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/292783325494509568
― 乒乓, Sunday, 20 January 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
VALibu, California
― Clay, Sunday, 20 January 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
that's almost exactly like a James Ferraro tweet
― ▼ardkore mort▼ (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 20 January 2013 12:22 (eleven years ago) link
Cool Niceman @dogbonerthe South Side Mouth Sore Boyz are the shittiest gang of all time. Are they on twitter. fuck them
― sleepingbag, Monday, 21 January 2013 07:09 (eleven years ago) link
h/t to JBR, @seinfeld2000 putting in some work
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
that's JBR?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
no, just posted about it
― les yper-fem (get bent), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
come on admit it
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
@egg_dog tho
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
did you catch @seinfeld2000's sfj dig?
― Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
the ilxest sentence
― schlump, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
WORLDS COLLIDE
Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000Gerge (Sasha Frere Joans) write SCATHING review of nu Gotye song in the New Yorkers, it make him feel a bit better abt having a womans name
― Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
omg.
― s.clover, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://twitter.com/young_laureate/status/226075764066508800
lawl who is this
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (6 months ago)
any advances on this
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
@electrolemon is next level
― 乒乓, Sunday, 3 February 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
jerry cat aol.com @dogboner*is a product of millions of years of evolution* *born into the most technologically advanced civilization in history* *refreshes website*
― sleepingbag, Friday, 15 February 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
solitary tweets that effortlessly summarize the spirt of twitter
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 15 February 2013 07:27 (eleven years ago) link