It was super boring -- I watched about 45 min and it never got any better. The Richard Burton actor was as dull as the emery board floating around at the bottom of Liz Taylor's purse.
― passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
Cannot believe I haven't seen this
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
I watched the first 20 minutes of Liz and Dick and found it super boring.
My excuse was that I was folding laundry when I was watching it, but even then when I met up with some friends this weekend they were shaking their head at me for bothering to watch this. I feel ashamed.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
I feel like its two huge trashy guilty pleasures colliding. How can you not want to witness that?
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)
Because they collided in a boring way, like yogurt slopping onto a linoleum floor.
― passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know how that's possible but I shall find out soon enough, I'm sure.
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)
You'll be impressed by how boring it is!
― passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
Also the scenes are all like 45 sec long
Haha. Good lord.
Meanwhile, in Lilo's IMDB quotes section:"It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab"Give it some time, LL.
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
Somehow her becoming a The Wanted groupie is more depressing to me than her stints in jail or rehab.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/18/lindsay-lohan-scary-movie-clogs-toilet-set_n_2323219.html
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
[insert flushing career down the toilet joke here]
[insert scary movie franchise is shit joke here]
etc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)
Wait... Scary Movie... 5? WTF?
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
Scary Movie 5: LiLo Clogs the Toilet in Her Trailer... In 3D!(also available at selected IMAX cinemas)
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
hot, ready, and poopin'
― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)
Flushed her drugs?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
Headline: LINDSAY LOHAN FLUSHED WITH EXCITMENT ON SET OF SCARY MOVIE 5
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)
from 'crack pipe' to crack in a pipe
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)
Lohan Log Rides
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)
This is a pretty great (and sad) story. Makes me feel worse about Paul Schrader than Lindsay.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-you-cast-lindsay-lohan-in-your-movie.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2&smid=fb-share
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:48 (thirteen years ago)
Wow, thanks for the link -- what a fascinating read.
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:14 (thirteen years ago)
yeah that was great, thanks
― fit and working again, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:16 (thirteen years ago)
I loved this exchange:
Schrader mentioned that he was still trying to cast a psychiatrist, a small but pivotal role.
“I called Jeff Goldblum and Willem Dafoe. They’re not available. So, any ideas?”
Lohan squealed and said, “How about Jared?”
Schrader nodded approvingly.
“Jared Harris?”
“No, Jared Leto.”
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
I wasn't surprised LiLo and Schrader are broke, but what did Bret Easton Ellis do with all his money? (Never mind, I can guess.)
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)
you think the energy for twitter beefs with deceased authors just comes from nowhere?
― j., Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
i actually feel like it's kind of wrong for NYT to play up Lohan in the headline when her presence is only like the 5th most batshit aspect of the entire story
― captain keefaroo (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
Parts of it reminded me of Bowfinger. Like the sneaking-into-the-mall.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha YES
― captain keefaroo (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
omg Bowfinger. too true, and awesome. great article.
the bit about the soda ad - that's why people give a shit about her.
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
I haven't watched Bowfinger in the longest time, I need to watch it again.
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
still has me on the floor laughing that one
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:20 (thirteen years ago)
Bofinger is great!
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:24 (thirteen years ago)
Meanwhile, Ellis, Pope and Schrader battled over the film’s final cut. Pope screened a rough cut of “The Canyons” for Steven Soderbergh. Intrigued, Soderbergh offered to do an edit of the movie if he was given the footage for 72 hours.
Schrader said no.
Ah well...
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.indiewire.com/static/dims4/INDIEWIRE/434322b/4102462740/thumbnail/680x478/http://d1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net/2e/4b4ad05b4a11e2b13b22000a1d0930/file/lindsay-lohan-paul-schrader-thecanyons.jpg
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
lols @ 'Lady Gaga flu'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
I love him for seeing something in her. God knows we all do itt
*sigh*
amazing photo
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)
He should have said yes to Soderbergh, if only to see what became of it.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
eh considering how much he bent over backwards to make a movie where no studio or actor could have any control of the final product, it makes sense that he'd pass on that
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:11 (thirteen years ago)
does anyone think that this movie is going to be anything more than a curio? the parts where the writer praised scenes kinda came off as BS (tho not intentional) to me
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
well everything can't be an eagerly anticipated masterpiece like Spring Breakers
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:14 (thirteen years ago)
I will def watch it when it's released, based on this article
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, as much of a trainwreck as it sounds like, the article is probably the best PR it can get.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
Like, when you watch the orgy scene, now you can picture a naked Paul Schrader behind the camera...
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
i kind of think once an article this entertaining has been written, the movie can only be a companion piece to it as opposed to vice versa
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
That was an awesome read and otm re Bowfinger
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
As long as colleges still screen movies, there'll be an afterlife. if anyone gets through the first 15 minutes.
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
I enjoyed that article but have never seen Bowfinger. Now I'm thinking I should.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:28 (thirteen years ago)
i might put the dvd on tonight i'm getting nostalgic
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:29 (thirteen years ago)
bowfinger's awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:29 (thirteen years ago)