"Christ, what an asshole."
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. My head is in a giant glass globe."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
"I know that's not a snow globe, Jim. You just need to do something about your dandruff."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
"I have our future earnings report right here. Look deeply into my head."
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
"So would you say signs point to yes?"
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
These sales figures are gumbelievable!
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
"For Christ's sake, Bob, see a doctor and get that lanced."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
"The suit passes muster, Taylor. It's the non-standard head that this board will not tolerate."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)
"Do nothing at all? You know, I like that, Brian."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)
"A vote of no confidence? You big fucking cum-bubble."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)
"We get it. This is about more than a new flavor of catfood. Goldfish have rights too."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)
"So how was your solo ballooning holiday, Cuthbert?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)
"It's a big opportunity. You'll be the first Jehovah's Witness on the moon."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)
"Let me guess. The optician said it would give you insight?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
"I know it's American Global Domination day, Mike, but most guys just wear a lapel flag."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
"You're cookin' up a real head of steam today."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
"So, give us the pitch, Jack. Why is the future helium?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
"Every time he sneezes, General Electric catches a flu."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
"That's wiped the smile off Mr Acid House here, hasn't it?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)
"The Pillsbury company can never thank you enough, Doughboy."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)
"Let me get this straight. Iran is storing its poison gas right here in the Oval Office?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
"You don't have to explain, Kelly. I felt the same when I first read The Bell Jar."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
"No, Tompkins, I have NOT heard of Moondog."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
"Now, what can you tell us about the future of crystal, Ball?"
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Got a light?"
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Are you feeling lightheaded?"
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)
"I can't help noticing you only have three pens in your pocket today, Mr Bharghantosaurilypsoposslethwanavadgerentyloscopybarndancebillowghramorgasmicblechingersolritual."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)
"For fuck's sake, Groper, not the Monty Python sketch again."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
"The bowls are not what they seem."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:07 (thirteen years ago)
"You won't inhale until we vote in favor of legalization?"
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
"No, Tompkins, I have NOT heard of Moondog."― Grampsy, Wednesday, November 28, 2012 10:59 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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this is killing me
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
"Daft Punk as a solo project? It'll never float."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)
"Hoo buoy."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)
"The Residents did it in 1974, Jenkins. And with a lot more balls."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)
"You've been down too long in the midnight sea, I fear"
― Mates of 808 State (S-), Thursday, 29 November 2012 03:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/10/p465/121210_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 3 December 2012 11:42 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/10/p290/121210_contest_p290.jpg
"Well, everyone else was washing windscreens, so I just figured, 'what the hell'"
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2012 11:55 (thirteen years ago)
"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a cafe.""I suggest you rest-aurant for a while."
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Monday, 3 December 2012 12:13 (thirteen years ago)
"So far, so good. Now for the prostate check"
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2012 12:19 (thirteen years ago)
Okay, good. Now read the bill.
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
So... this is weird.
― ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ (cozen), Monday, 3 December 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)
It was originally a typo, but Walk-On Clinic has some legs.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)
"My ipod's busted."
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 3 December 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
"Wh's the doctor here?"
I dunno, this is the most useless picture source. "My dog has no nose", whatever..
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:54 (thirteen years ago)
I have no suggestion, but the picture did remind me of this from Nathaniel West's novel Miss Lonelyhearts"In the street again, Miss Lonelyhearts wondered what to do next. He was too excited to eat and afraid to go home. He felt as though his heart were a bomb, a complicated bomb that would result in a simple explosion, wrecking the world without rocking it."
― Øystein, Thursday, 6 December 2012 10:45 (thirteen years ago)
"Breathe faster! I have another appointment in five minutes."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 10:47 (thirteen years ago)
"I could kill you with just one thought."
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)
"My life sucks. I can't wait for the future when you can get a heart monitor on a watchband"
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
"un-hunh, seems normal. ok, last question- are you still seeing these streets everywhere you look?"
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)