or an IKEA joke maybe
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 November 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
or possibly an idea joke
TIMIN!
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
"i'm afraid we're going to have to replace you with someone who is more efficient"
― Z S, Monday, 26 November 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)
"Who dressed the gumball machine in a suit and put it on Todd's chair? And why is it empty?"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
"Hey! Who turned out the lights? Hey! Who turned out the lights? Hey..."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
"No one is getting sleepy, Jerry. Quit stalling and present the quarterly report."
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
"How many of us will it take to..."
― goole, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)
"I'd like to welcome our new economic advisor..."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
"I wish -- just once -- that for lunch you'd do something besides dim sum."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
"Christ, what an asshole."
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. My head is in a giant glass globe."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
"I know that's not a snow globe, Jim. You just need to do something about your dandruff."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
"I have our future earnings report right here. Look deeply into my head."
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
"So would you say signs point to yes?"
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
These sales figures are gumbelievable!
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
"For Christ's sake, Bob, see a doctor and get that lanced."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
"The suit passes muster, Taylor. It's the non-standard head that this board will not tolerate."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)
"Do nothing at all? You know, I like that, Brian."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)
"A vote of no confidence? You big fucking cum-bubble."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)
"We get it. This is about more than a new flavor of catfood. Goldfish have rights too."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)
"So how was your solo ballooning holiday, Cuthbert?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)
"It's a big opportunity. You'll be the first Jehovah's Witness on the moon."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)
"Let me guess. The optician said it would give you insight?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
"I know it's American Global Domination day, Mike, but most guys just wear a lapel flag."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
"You're cookin' up a real head of steam today."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
"So, give us the pitch, Jack. Why is the future helium?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
"Every time he sneezes, General Electric catches a flu."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
"That's wiped the smile off Mr Acid House here, hasn't it?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)
"The Pillsbury company can never thank you enough, Doughboy."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)
"Let me get this straight. Iran is storing its poison gas right here in the Oval Office?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
"You don't have to explain, Kelly. I felt the same when I first read The Bell Jar."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
"No, Tompkins, I have NOT heard of Moondog."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
"Now, what can you tell us about the future of crystal, Ball?"
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Got a light?"
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Are you feeling lightheaded?"
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)
"I can't help noticing you only have three pens in your pocket today, Mr Bharghantosaurilypsoposslethwanavadgerentyloscopybarndancebillowghramorgasmicblechingersolritual."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)
"For fuck's sake, Groper, not the Monty Python sketch again."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
"The bowls are not what they seem."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:07 (thirteen years ago)
"You won't inhale until we vote in favor of legalization?"
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
"No, Tompkins, I have NOT heard of Moondog."― Grampsy, Wednesday, November 28, 2012 10:59 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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this is killing me
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
"Daft Punk as a solo project? It'll never float."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)
"Hoo buoy."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)
"The Residents did it in 1974, Jenkins. And with a lot more balls."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)
"You've been down too long in the midnight sea, I fear"
― Mates of 808 State (S-), Thursday, 29 November 2012 03:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/10/p465/121210_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 3 December 2012 11:42 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/10/p290/121210_contest_p290.jpg
"Well, everyone else was washing windscreens, so I just figured, 'what the hell'"
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2012 11:55 (thirteen years ago)
"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a cafe.""I suggest you rest-aurant for a while."
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Monday, 3 December 2012 12:13 (thirteen years ago)
"So far, so good. Now for the prostate check"
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2012 12:19 (thirteen years ago)