The finallists for the "join the dots bloke"..
"One thing led to another.""He's not finished.""He makes me feel young again."
"He's not finished."
"He makes me feel young again."
mmm. OK, fair play to at least two of those..
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 09:07 (thirteen years ago)
If this is a red cross, my guess is it'll fill in later. If it isn't, I was right..
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/03/p465/121203_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 09:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/03/p290/121203_contest_p290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 09:09 (thirteen years ago)
Any ideas?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 November 2012 12:29 (thirteen years ago)
vg+
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 12:33 (thirteen years ago)
Really, there's nothing legit to say there outside of an idea joke.
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 November 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
or maybe an Ikea joke?
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
or an IKEA joke maybe
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 November 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
or possibly an idea joke
TIMIN!
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
"i'm afraid we're going to have to replace you with someone who is more efficient"
― Z S, Monday, 26 November 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)
"Who dressed the gumball machine in a suit and put it on Todd's chair? And why is it empty?"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
"Hey! Who turned out the lights? Hey! Who turned out the lights? Hey..."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
"No one is getting sleepy, Jerry. Quit stalling and present the quarterly report."
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
"How many of us will it take to..."
― goole, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)
"I'd like to welcome our new economic advisor..."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
"I wish -- just once -- that for lunch you'd do something besides dim sum."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
"Christ, what an asshole."
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. My head is in a giant glass globe."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
"I know that's not a snow globe, Jim. You just need to do something about your dandruff."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
"I have our future earnings report right here. Look deeply into my head."
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
"So would you say signs point to yes?"
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
These sales figures are gumbelievable!
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
"For Christ's sake, Bob, see a doctor and get that lanced."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
"The suit passes muster, Taylor. It's the non-standard head that this board will not tolerate."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)
"Do nothing at all? You know, I like that, Brian."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)
"A vote of no confidence? You big fucking cum-bubble."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)
"We get it. This is about more than a new flavor of catfood. Goldfish have rights too."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)
"So how was your solo ballooning holiday, Cuthbert?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)
"It's a big opportunity. You'll be the first Jehovah's Witness on the moon."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)
"Let me guess. The optician said it would give you insight?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
"I know it's American Global Domination day, Mike, but most guys just wear a lapel flag."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
"You're cookin' up a real head of steam today."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
"So, give us the pitch, Jack. Why is the future helium?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
"Every time he sneezes, General Electric catches a flu."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
"That's wiped the smile off Mr Acid House here, hasn't it?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)
"The Pillsbury company can never thank you enough, Doughboy."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)
"Let me get this straight. Iran is storing its poison gas right here in the Oval Office?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
"You don't have to explain, Kelly. I felt the same when I first read The Bell Jar."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
"No, Tompkins, I have NOT heard of Moondog."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
"Now, what can you tell us about the future of crystal, Ball?"
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Got a light?"
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Are you feeling lightheaded?"
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)
"I can't help noticing you only have three pens in your pocket today, Mr Bharghantosaurilypsoposslethwanavadgerentyloscopybarndancebillowghramorgasmicblechingersolritual."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)
"For fuck's sake, Groper, not the Monty Python sketch again."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
"The bowls are not what they seem."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:07 (thirteen years ago)
"You won't inhale until we vote in favor of legalization?"
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
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this is killing me
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
"Daft Punk as a solo project? It'll never float."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)
"Hoo buoy."
― Grampsy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)