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Not bad, and pretty good textururally, but a bit flavorless sans faux gravy.
― Chinchilla! Chinchilla! Chinchilla! (Sanpaku), Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
I am Team Tofurky for life, as long as it's cooked right (on a bed of potato/carrot/onion/celery/garlic, marinated w/ olive oil and soy sauce). Beats the hell out of Field Roast and all the other things I've had.
― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
better than IRL turkey
fuck dude I wanna nom those breakfast sandwiches so hard
Yeah, neither me nor my gf like turkey, or the preparation thereof, so we just said, "What would we eat if we could just stay home all day and do nothing but eat?"
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
pepper jack
good man.
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
i wanted to do something dr. strongoish this year but i was shouted down by the other members of my party.
Chopped red leaf/celery/broccoli salad made and chilling. Just waiting on the carpool.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
stuff a turkey with liverwurst and doubloons or something.
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
stuff a turkey with pepperjack, sauerkraut, and tortilla chips and fucking SERVE.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)
"Cuz I like to PARTY."
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
this year's meal is cookbook-circa-1970 traditional and i couldnt be happier.
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
translation for the kids: lotsa celery chips, mayonnaise, Campbell's cream of mushroom soup, and generous time spent in the commode.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)
HOLY FUCK apparently we are having OYSTER STUFFING?!? Perks of a Rehobothian father.
― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)
is that like a Visigoth
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
idk he lives in Rehoboth w/e
― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
OYSTER STUFFINGI I can only imagine.....
― JacobSanders, Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)
it is awesome
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)
until the cat gets into it
this just in: the oyster stuffing is whoaaaa good
― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)
though perhaps not as good as sausage-apple-cranberry/raisin stuffing
supermarket thanksgiving update: v. good, not as good as my homemade, but v. good.
― les rallizes miserables (get bent), Thursday, 22 November 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)
Home from a very short get-together. Thank God that's over.
― WilliamC, Thursday, 22 November 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
Made a pumpkin pie completely from scratch (fresh pumpkins, ginger, etc!) and am making my own Twilight Zone marathon from YouTube videos. This is apparently when I become a middle-aged cliché.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 22 November 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
Happy turkey day, Amurcans! :D
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 22 November 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)
the smell of tofurkey grosses me out, but i like the field roast celebration roast
― just1n3, Thursday, 22 November 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)
THE SMELL OF YR DISDAIN GROSSES ME OUT
― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)
J have you ever done a DIY holiday roast like w/ tofu + vwg + stuff?
Apparently the trick is mixing smashed tofu w/ the vwg powder
― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
nah, i've got a bunch of recipes for that kind of thing, but it always seems like too much hassle. jordan loves tofurkey so we got that this year.
― just1n3, Thursday, 22 November 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)
We sell this cranberry hazelnut en croute thing from Field Roast and it looks SINFUL (also it's $20 so like fuck that)
― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 23:33 (thirteen years ago)
oh yeah i saw that at the supermarket, it did look pretty delish!
― just1n3, Thursday, 22 November 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
things that made it to the table
- duck. flesh somewhat overdone, skin completely delicious- sausage stuffing- mac n cheese- insane pile of mashed potatoes- carrots and broccoli- homemade pumpkin donuts
too much food for four people, tbh
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 23 November 2012 01:45 (thirteen years ago)
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― scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)
i wanna be a seward
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 November 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)
nice pics!
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 November 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)
i should have taken some pictures of the spread before it got attacked but i was busy hobnobbing. 20 pound turkey was something. and big table of whore derves was yummy.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)
Digesting excellent dinner, salad was a hit. Apple and key lime pie later.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 November 2012 02:27 (thirteen years ago)
I ordered leg o' lamb. Obama ordering drone hit on turkeys joke went over well.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 November 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)
The nice couple who are a few doors down from me, saw me outside having a smoke and asked if I were here at the hotel all day alone. When I said yes, they came back with a plate of ham and potato salad!!
― JacobSanders, Friday, 23 November 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
Thanksgiving was last month you silly people!
― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Friday, 23 November 2012 03:10 (thirteen years ago)
Happy thanksgiving. I love you all.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 November 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)
yeah, happy thanksgiving, gang
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 November 2012 03:14 (thirteen years ago)
love you too, alfred. despite obama's drone strikes. or is it because of them...?
― scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 03:14 (thirteen years ago)
we both love the drone strike known as Belinda Carlisle's 1987 singles.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 November 2012 03:16 (thirteen years ago)
i had wine for the first time in a long time. months anyway. been off the sauce just to see what that's like after decades of glugging my way to victory. anyway, my friend rob is an italian wine distributor (small fancy italian vineyards) and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....so good. he really is the best neighbor to have. for real. and he put out the first stars of the lid album! what a world we live in.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 November 2012 03:18 (thirteen years ago)
Thankful to see the cowboys lose, jets getting killed and my turducken kicked ass
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 23 November 2012 03:22 (thirteen years ago)
watched a few episodes of the wire on dvd and had leftovers (we ate early), now falling asleep in front of the tv with some top chef.
― les rallizes miserables (get bent), Friday, 23 November 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)
<sits down suddenly, grasping heart>
"obi-wan, what's wrong?"
"I felt a great disturbance in the force - as if 248 million oversized birds suddenly cried out in terror, then were suddenly silenced."
― messiahwannabe, Friday, 23 November 2012 03:35 (thirteen years ago)
ps turkey was awesome, great to eat real ass home cooked american food for my holiday
i'm glad it wasnt ass cooked
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 November 2012 03:40 (thirteen years ago)