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― mh, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/yXkc7.gif
― 乒乓, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 November 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
hey guys it took a long time to finish this thread in between work, have had this tab open for over a week
Years later, found out 90% of the shit on their walls was fake (or just didn't belong to who they said it did).
;_; the one time my parents decided we should go to the then-new, no longer extant Sydney one I thought it was p gross but requested that we sit in the booth under Robert Smith's guitar, don't ruin my precious memories
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Monday, 26 November 2012 06:26 (thirteen years ago)
the garlic mafioso dipshit
nailed
― (REAL NAME) (m coleman), Monday, 26 November 2012 10:39 (thirteen years ago)
an asshaoli as it were
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 November 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
It's the Guy Fieri menu item generator: http://rvcc2.raritanval.edu/~tmcc3535/guy.html#
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 17 December 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
White History Month Bread PuddingLovingly roasted Bread Pudding with church lady casserole with the soup mix
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Monday, 17 December 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)
Obnoxiously Loud TV Personality ChickenLovingly frozen Chicken with live octopus
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
So good I almost can't believe it was randomly generated*:
"White History Month PotatoesSensibly fried potatoes with sweet tears"
*: ... unless I reflect on the three dozen times I pressed the button & got something less good
― you don't know james blunt's "you're beautiful" (bernard snowy), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)
Malibu Donkey-SauceGently roasted Donkey-Sauce with Donkey Sauce
― li'l sebastian, Monday, 17 December 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
yo dawg, I heard you like donkey sauce
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
Jeffrey-flavored PotatoesPungently minced Potatoes with whatever looks good around here
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 00:18 (thirteen years ago)
White History Month Donkey-SauceRougly prepared hot on outside, frozen in center Donkey-Sauce with help me please
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)
Jeffrey-flavored CheeseburgerGently torched Cheeseburger with ketchup
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)
Crispy CupcakeDecadently torched Cupcake with live octopus
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 02:48 (thirteen years ago)
Obnoxiously Loud TV Personality BeefApathetically killed Beef with children's cough syrup
― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)
Oh dear.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-reviews-of-guy-fieris-new-smore-indoors-pi
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
who would ever buy that, good god
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/1/2/13/enhanced-buzz-31444-1357152006-16.jpg
― jazbay crostata (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
looks like a necrorune made of elder flesh and incised with the Blade of Immortals
It looks like it is made up of pus and decaying roaches.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
Why is it spicy? I mean, I'm all about chocolate and chili but this isn't like a flourless Mexican chocolate and ancho chili torte. It's a fucking marshmallow and chocolate chip pizza.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
::hurls::
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
I'm looking at the picture on the box and still wondering why anyone thought, yeah, this could be pretty good
― mh, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)
Also the box doesn't say it's spicy, and I think that Guy Fieri has a duty to warn potential buyers. Therefore, I will represent smorelover, veryupsetmom, Noellesmommy, and clubmember59 in a class action lawsuit for culinary negligence.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
moldy deerpoop pizza
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
Spice on smores is an inherently sick and twisted concept.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
Nobody says what kind of spice, so I'm imagining it to be some hot curry powder.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
ohhh no. oh no no no.
― arby's, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
Guy Fieri kitchen research squad at work starting at 1:30:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v78R3BlQVfE
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
I'd be willing to buy this and eat it and liveblog it on ilx
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
Better you than me
― Tiger Beat On The Potomac (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
liveblog death by eating suppurating roaches and pus
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:13 (thirteen years ago)
the susurrus of the dying roaches as they bake in the oven
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:15 (thirteen years ago)
'take and bake' pizza chain papa murphy's has a s'mores pizza. it's pretty good.
http://www.papamurphys.com/OurMenu/Overview/Sides/SidesHeading/SmoresDessertPizza
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:18 (thirteen years ago)
s'mores are disgusting generally. I don't understand marshmallows.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:18 (thirteen years ago)
Me neither. Same for meringue(s) and divinity.
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:23 (thirteen years ago)
― carl agatha, Wednesday, January 2, 2013 4:33 PM (2 hours ago)
lollllll
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
veryupsetmom!
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 23:55 (thirteen years ago)
It looks like an infected scab pizza.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
man i wish i had seen this before getting home tonight
― packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
http://pool.theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/5/59/Cygnoid_food.png/225px-Cygnoid_food.png
"Silt? Asbestos? We got guano - very fresh!"
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 January 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
strongo, it comes in packs of 2 - let's split one
― 乒乓, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:02 (thirteen years ago)
Cons: quality, nasty
― ♨ (am0n), Thursday, 3 January 2013 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110822113559AARfleE
http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/kids/300023.html
― ♨ (am0n), Thursday, 3 January 2013 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
veryupsetmoms from around the web
― ♨ (am0n), Thursday, 3 January 2013 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
veryup setmom
― goole, Thursday, 3 January 2013 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
somebody set us up the mom
― GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Thursday, 3 January 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)