I live for those rants
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 November 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
awesome seth cocaine story in this ep.
― Judah Ben Ghazi (how's life), Monday, 19 November 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, more like an anecdote. he gets it out in about 30 seconds, but I lol'd and rewound a couple times.
― Judah Ben Ghazi (how's life), Monday, 19 November 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
Oh! and now sobriety rant too! "it is un-bearable to live in a sober world..."
― Judah Ben Ghazi (how's life), Monday, 19 November 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link
i finally got around to watching seth's adverts on the website the other day and looooooooool
― vote! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 November 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
I actually remember seeing the cereal one back in the day
― Binders Full of Mittens (President Keyes), Monday, 19 November 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
Your game is so teensers
Our game is wicked huge
Your teenser little country should have your shit together
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
sexbots came and they fucked it all up with their gentle kissing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
and Jonathan's 'there's something to be said for having sex with a sexbot and then...guiltlessly punching it in the face as hard as you can'...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
teents weents
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
bunkerfuckers
― los blue jeans, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
Went looking for "Seth's adverts". Didn't find them, but KMIA-TV is great.
http://uhhyeahdude.com/media/seths_corner/
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
adverts=Commercials
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 08:30 (eleven years ago) link
ep 301: brokkake barbecue
― goole, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/044048452c/lost-casting-tape
― President Keyes, Monday, 17 December 2012 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
Fucking A.
― how's life, Monday, 17 December 2012 10:32 (eleven years ago) link
goddamn that was beautiful
sethro 4 life
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
romaaaaa
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
Jsmba Juice in Larchmont Village <3 --- ain't nothin like a Seth rant.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
haha maybe this is why hes sober now
― johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 17 December 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
that's scripted right?
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 December 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
I assumed it was
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
gold
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
i have many questions about that video
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
its got to be scripted, right? but for what??
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Thursday, 20 December 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
rocky jeans ad from 2000. Dude looks kind of looks like sethro, no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiA7ihgqRLI
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Thursday, 20 December 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
my theory is that this was a real audition and seth had at least semi-rehearsed this rant in his head for one of many "thank you!"s for lols or to stand out or whatever actors do
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Thursday, 20 December 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
also hes talked about having audition tapes for stuff he didnt get so he might have put this out there himself?
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Thursday, 20 December 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
very nice work, ss
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 December 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
Seth's Sharon Stone rant about her crazy movie career made me very happy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SELL A HOUSE RIGHT!!!YOU SOLD IT FOR SIX! YOU FUCKING SUCK!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
otm.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
I have not listened in weeks. Like, maybe two or three months now. My laptop died and so did my iPod dock, and I have a new baby and things are hectic. But it's the first time since I discovered them in like January 2010 that I haven't listened almost daily. I super miss them and I want to know who can't sell a house right :(
― franny glass, Thursday, 27 December 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
Sharon Stone. Bought for 11 mil. Sold for 6. Her career in motion pictures is completely out of control.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000232/
― The Great ILX Wang Chung Control Debate (how's life), Thursday, 27 December 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
yeah she's pretty much in the b-movie wilderness now
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
their inability (well, jonathan's really) to pronounce any name from the news is hilarious
― goole, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
i love when they get stuck on actors in movies.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
I love Seth's math eg that's 350 plus 175 so like 1200 which is pretty much a million
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
Also this exchange:
Seth: is the sun a star? Jonathan: it used to be
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
seth is going to make an awesome elderly citizen one day (don't tell him I said that)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
you gotta keep your bucket list mad simple
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 12 January 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
I love Jonathan's math. Like, when he tries to figure out what year something happened if he's 30 now and he was 16 then, and he can't do it at all. And Seth gets all 'are you fing serious'.
― franny glass, Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 January 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
listening to the start of the whole thing now. interesting. it's still pretty funny, and it's weird to hear this detritus from 2006 come up. jonathan especially seems rougher and more 'un-pc' than now.
my favorite part: obviously fake testimonials
― goole, Monday, 14 January 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
it's really cool as a timecapsule of all the pop culture stuff you forgot about from the past 7 years
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
i was listening to an old one where they freak out about 'young prospect' baseball player Evan Longoria's name being too close to Eva Longoria and couldn't even keep it together on the train.
― "Iron" (Will M.), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
the funniest part of listening to all of them in reverse order is how fucking long it took them to get over the SHOW ME THE TWIIIIIINS joke, and waiting to see which episode would be the genesis of it, and it just kept going and going, further and further back
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
ok lol, episode 11: "american through the eyes of two american americans" is from... barack obama.
― goole, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
quote unquote
talked w/ seth this morning, discussed mine and max's appearance in the emma roberts paparazzi photos, was informed seth and jah will be on maron's podcast in a week or two!
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 17 January 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link