everybody on ilx complains about reddit

http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/35884571149/this-one-is-my-favorites-its-a-work-of-art-a

not exactly seeing what "privilege" is invoked in Kadeen's posr

http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/day/2012/11/17

http://i.imgur.com/Nis4P.png

in a nutshell

wait, Wait, WAIT.

Walmart sells 12-packs of Mtn Dew for less than five bucks? I'm definitely going to have a talk with the manager of my local SuperCenter.

man real poor people know cvs has had 12-packs of coke products for like $3.50 for a month now

i can generally make it through about three entries on that public shaming site before the urge to render myself unconscious by beating my head into my desk kicks in. so i guess it's working.

who brings mountain dew to a party, i mean c'mon

an atheist who makes minimum wage duh

LOL that is hilarious. Dude even has some kind of atheist disciple following at the end there.

i also knew that they all make over 6 digits

"kind of shrill and very self righteous" but xian whites are the stingiest ppl in existence

i didn't know shaq
-was atheist
-made minimum wage

i also knew that they all make over 6 digits

Well of course. the only way to stay rich is to shop at walmart and ignore elderly cries for 21¢.

http://imgur.com/mbPjm

4652 upvotes

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh254/jcs_fotos/office_space_lawrence.jpg

my first thought as well

dayo otm

"and by other fish in the sea I mean strippers, because I know nothing of human girlfriends"

hey now, strippers can be girlfriends too

you'd probably would want to stop putting dollar bills in their underwear before you ask one out, tho

create a path of dollar bills from your front door to the bed, watch magic happen

strippers who date customers are generally not good girlfriends OR good strippers

why did the guy's girlfriend broke up with him? i bet it was because he is too nice

I'd be very concerned if my next door neighbor gave me $50 for breaking up with my girlfriend.

betting "not real" on this one

^^^

Even the handwriting looks a little phony to me.

why didnt the neighbor just give him fifty one dollar bills. seems suspicious.

if that's fake, who the hell does that. it's not even like a prank or anything

because people will repost it on the internet

oh boy!!

I feel like you aren't grasping the reddit mindset

if only there were 1,100 posts we could have Spectrum review and get up to speed

yeah this reminds me a lot of why I hate that "Texts from Last Night" website so damn much, there's not a chance in hell that this really happened bro!!

how could you tell if someone is moving their girlfriend out vs just some sort of moving activity is taking place?

A. all the shoe boxes because WOMEN haha high fives virgins

reddit's front page is half "who can game this so hard with stupid pictures of cats and fake shit" due to some voting system

I've always relied on the kindness of strangers*

*strangers = myself

I've definitely known some brahs whose idea of dealing with a break-up involves fake boobs and Tuaca shots.

OTOH, they wouldn't give a stranger their lap dance money.

i did not know that anyone did tuaca shots

people that are into doing bad shots do all kinds of bad shots

the weird thing about everyone there caring about their karma points is that no one seems to care about anyone else's points

give me a joke about a reddit user putting down his grandma and being sentimental and retardy about it.

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Yesterday my grandma choose to end existence on her own terms, instead of letting death arbitrarily and without warning do it for her. She was the first person in The Wrong Part of Texas to be allowed to do this and she told me before she died, if she believed in an afterlife "Trevor, no one knows what happens when you die. The people who say they know are either lying or crazy. The rest of us are prepared to be what we were before we came into this world: nothing."

She died two hours later and left me a note telling me she wished me luck on my upcoming marriage to a man. RIP Grandma Jackie, you were one cool lady.

The outraged redditor comments on this post are hilarious.

A+ work, Jordan.

When I see two websites talking about each other, and I guess gawker is making fun of reddit, and immediately rather than words comes the thought of high windows.

I thought that article was really disappointing. Expected Reddit to be way weirder than that, maybe gawker should move on to PUA forums.

http://www.businessinsider.com/reddit-marines-romans-warner-bros-james-irwin-2013-1

This movie sounds great barfs

glad to see message board thread movies are getting picked up again after Scorsese's "Dave Matthews Band: Why So Bad & Hated" couldn't get greenlit.

Jonathan Hickman has some prior art, his series Pax Romana was kind of like that

my manager who is into reddit told us about that basically as it happened.

My take would be boring - the Marines would hold out until they run out of ammo, ultimately both sides are decimated by disease, our modern bugs possibly wipe out Rome.

how do you factor in the marines' firm command of one and a half words of latin