worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

Guy Fieri should set up a booth at the MN State Fair and serve all of his food on a stick

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, November 16, 2012 9:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a legit good idea

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

i read this whole damn thread and i still dont get what the fuck pepper jack is

eat it (Lamp), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

lol

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

pepper jack is a feeling

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

it got me burnin up
it got me burnin

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

jack your sushi

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

there's a freebie for you, guy, when you open the chicago branch

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

I! DON'T! NEED! THESE! CHIPS!

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

oh god dan if we get into bad rave puns i'm doomed here

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha fair point, I have work I'm supposed to be finishing

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

strongo, you returned after three hours of frugging, I trust

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

i was consuming my body weight in jalapeno poppers

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

really no different than your average friday

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

I got a really fattening and gross grilled cheese sandwich for lunch today and I blame this thread.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

when i was a kid i really wanted to eat at t.g.i. fridays for my birthday like more than anything mostly because they had these commercials for these mountainous desserts slathered in whip cream and chocolate sauce that looked p damn appealing but my dad refused because he was morally opposed to chain restaurants or s.thing and i always kinda resented my dad for his refusal to let me and my sister like have some mcdonalds fries even once. and like as a kid i would trade all the delicious fruit and homemade granola bars i got packed for lunch for one crappy dunkaroo packet cuz we werent allowed them but then the other day i was cooking up some new variations on trial mix with stuff i got at the farmers market and was filled with a deep sadness and a desire to go costco and buy an economy sized box of sodalicious snak paks

eat it (Lamp), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

oh man i was super jealous of the dunkaroos kids too. though my parents let me eat the school cafeteria lunches a couple times a week which was probably more damaging than any processed snack product

ciderpress, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

dunkaroos were awesome so were lunchables

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

a thousand xposts to dayo: PF Chang's is like upscale Panda Express. Unidentifiable pellets of battered meat shellacked with indeterminate sugary sauces. Definitely a 'someone in my office is having a birthday' only place, or 'family member I could give a shit about wants to celebrate their anniversary here'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

so is pepper jack just a california thing?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

no

beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

pepper jack is an american thing

beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

it's a feeling

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

the mississippi river is partially made out of pepper jack

beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

pepper jack and the tears of minorities

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

they have pepperjack at subway, so pepperjack is officially not an anywhere thing

j., Friday, 16 November 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

pepperjack is yummy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

I just shared this article w/ my mom & she informed me that "(awesome) pretzel chicken tenders" were stolen from one of the restaurants he covered in Diners etc. maybe not news to y'all, but I found it kinda sad to imagine Fieri just driving around the heartland, stealing state-fair-esque gimmicks, and selling them to the clueless yokels who wander into Times Square

six possible reasons why Obama won. Some are truly chilling. (bernard snowy), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

There's nothing inherently wrong with pepper jack, you should just think twice before melting a block of it on top of your sushi

Moodles, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

Not to drop a shibboleth but pepper jack is just monterey jack cheese with hot pepper flakes.
More often these days it's cheese food or whatever the fuck that pseudo cheese stuff is tho

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

that pseudo cheese stuff is processed kitten skin

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

You're thinking of guy fieri I think

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

(self-xpost also sad to imagine: my mother somehow being subjected to Fieri's TV show)

six possible reasons why Obama won. Some are truly chilling. (bernard snowy), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

it's like, damn, we don't even get food network at home, mom! what the hell kind of vacations have you been taking???

six possible reasons why Obama won. Some are truly chilling. (bernard snowy), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

oh yeah I love pepperjack but keep it right the fuck away from my sushi

like, not allowed within 2 miles of any sushi restaurant

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

(sorry for the cusses y'all this... GUY... just... makes... me... so... ANGRY........)

six possible reasons why Obama won. Some are truly chilling. (bernard snowy), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

"guy fieri is hot"

About 45 results (0.34 seconds)

"guy fieri is sexy"

About 48 results (0.22 seconds)

goole, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

i can't take pepper jack seriously ever again after this thread

ciderpress, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

oh yeah I love pepperjack but keep it right the fuck away from my sushi

whereas you're more than welcome to wrap my spicy tuna roll with shortribs

and yes, that IS a euphemism

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

lol goole

some dude, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

cool post from lamp

goole, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

pepper jack and the tears of minorities

^ blues band playing in the sports bar down the street.

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

DJP dont you mean your dirty magazine roll

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

I do, thanks

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

now rub my shortribs

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

all jacked up on pepper jack

beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

it's a very dry rub

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

i prefer to get high on pepper jack

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

there's another freebie slogan for you, guy

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)


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